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Zielona Żabka [ dementia praecox ]
3 niedźwiadki english version :)
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
'Who's been eating my Porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells,
'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you
idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray,
gave them their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm
only going to say this once....
Orl@ndo [ Blade Runner ]
FunMen [ FunMan forever ]
Frogus121 [ The Chosen of Fortune ]
blazerx [ ]
Slabe
kosik007 [ FreeLancer ]
Ronnie Soak [ Lollygagger ]
Three ducks were brought to court. The guard asked the first duck what it's name was and why it was there. The duck answered, "My name is Quack and I was blowing bubbles."
The guard looked confused but moved on to the next duck, asking the same question.
"My name is Quack Quack and I was blowing bubbles."
When the third and last duck walked up the guard said, "Let me guess, you're name is Quack Quack Quack and you were blowing bubbles."
The last duck answered calmly, "Nope, my name is Bubbles."
Raziel [ Action Boy ]
hahaahahahahahaha....ha ha ha...ha....heh
Nazgrel [ Ogniu krocz za mną ]
[7] Masakra
Zielona Żabka [ dementia praecox ]
[7] hehehe też dobre :)
mexx97 [ Konsul ]
Shifty007 [ 101st Airborne ]
Rotfl! Oba świetne.
Angel_Of_Pain [ Pretorianin ]
zbm [ Staly bywalec ]
masakryczne
Bubbles
Revanisko [ Senator ]
oba fajne :D [7] lepsze ;-]
|kszaq| [ Legend ]
:)
Serek55 [ Sercio Polski ]
Fajnie mieć dobry humorek o poranku. :>
Ronnie Soak [ Lollygagger ]
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fook me", says the Irishman,
"BMW thinks of everything."
mr 45 [ Hero of the Wastelands ]
Zielona Żabka [ dementia praecox ]
"Fook me", says the Irishman,
"BMW thinks of everything."
hehehe
Ronnie Soak [ Lollygagger ]
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thucking thuffocate'
botEXE [ Pretorianin ]
przetłumaczy ktoś ? :)
Ronnie Soak [ Lollygagger ]
botEXE - caly trick polega na tym, ze tego sie nie tlumaczy