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Mr_Baggins [ Consigliere ]
Najgłupszy czat na świecie
Wszystkie czaty są durne, ale ten jest wyjątkowy
Chrupenc [ Konsul ]
Ale zwalone xd
You: hi
Stranger: ну чё
Stranger: ты хуй
Stranger: дальше ты знаешь
O_o
RaVitZ [ Legionista ]
To ma nie odpowiadać?
req_ [ duszpasterz trzezwosci ]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi?
You: no
You: dont want to talk to stranger
You: want my mom!
Stranger: yeah
You: who are you anyway?
You: another ai based script?
Stranger: you're a fucking asshole you know ?
You: i dont have an ass hole
Stranger: what !?
You: i dont even have an ass
You: i'm an electonic japanese girl
Stranger: okok...
You: made for long distance pleasure
Stranger: shut up bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sorcerer [ Konsul ]
Stranger: IS THAT YOUR ROOM?
Stranger: LOL!
You: yes
Stranger: CLEAN IT
Mr_Baggins [ Consigliere ]
Stranger: are you russian?
You: no
Stranger: oo.
You: do I look like one?
Stranger: but you speak russian
Stranger: well, kinda
Stranger: you're sorta red.
Sorcerer [ Konsul ]
Hihi, na serio zabawne, ale już nie zanudzam :)
Stranger: Say hi!
You: I will not!
Stranger: please
Stranger: say it
You: ...
Stranger: one time at least
You: ok, hi
Stranger: thank you
You: 10$
Stranger: now we can start to chat
Stranger: I don't have $, just €
You: do we have to?
You: ok, that's even better
Stranger: why do you think you aree here for?
You: to make money
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
PS. A to jest ten nasz GOLowy Stranger? Przerzucił się z pisania poradników na rozmawianie ze znudzonymi dzieciakami :P?
Salado. [ Generaďż˝ ]
You: czesc
You: hi
Stranger: hello guys
Robcio1222 [ Ubinator ]
Stranger: m or f ?
You: Shemale
Stranger: fuck yourself
kubomił [ Michael ;( [*] | ;* KCMJ ]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ya wanna fight?
Stranger: yup.
You: ok, c'mon
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You: whzt ???
Stranger: you're cute.
Stranger: Let'e make out and talk about God
You: thanks ;**
You: ok
Stranger: You type like 1wpm
Stranger: faggotry
FunMen [ FunMan forever ]
You: hello guy!
Stranger: hi
You: what do you want?
Stranger: im gay
Stranger: i want u
You: haha
Stranger: it wasnt a joke
You: i'm catolic
Stranger: u mean u cannot be gay?
You: really? ;O
You: i cannot be gay
You: i'm princess ;P
Stranger: so u can be a lesbo
You: no
You: thanks
Stranger: why?
Stranger: it so cool
You: ;P
Stranger: i saw lots of videos
You: haha
You: no
Stranger: so u r really girl?
You: i'm preety princess ;P
Stranger: or u r fat troll?
You: spadaj
Sethan [ Mapex VX Fusion ]
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: yo
Stranger: how are you?
You: not good
Stranger: oh dear, why not?
You: I shit on my pants
Stranger: you can get drugs to stop that kind of thing these days
You: dont tell me about drugs, I'm already addicted
Stranger: aren't we all?
You: You are too?
Stranger: oh yeah, love the stuff
You: what kind of drugs you like?
Stranger: cake
Stranger: it's this new stuff from eastern europe
You: cake?!
Stranger: yeah, it's made from chemicals
You: how it taste?
Stranger: it's pretty tasteless
Stranger: that's if you smoke it
Stranger: some people just use the old syringe instead
You: send me some of thie stuff, will you?
Stranger: i can do, but it aint cheap
You: I'm rich, I can afford it
Stranger: well it's $100 per gram
Stranger: (that's U.S. dollars)
Stranger: about a quarter of that and you'll be off ya 'ead
You: nice to know
You: thx
You: ok, need to go
Stranger: no problem
You: cops are on my way
Stranger: yeah you better get cleaned up as well
Stranger: see you around!
You: I told them that you are selling drugs
You: they know where yoy live
You: sory dude
Stranger: no problem, i'll pay them off
Stranger: the police are bent around here
Stranger: tomato or tomato?
You: potato
To wszystko obsługiwane jest skryptem czy jak? :D
PitbullHans [ Legend ]
blazerx [ ]
Stranger: Why are u chatting to strangers when ur dad told u not to?
You: My dad is dead
Stranger: oh, sorry,
Juvenille [ Generaďż˝ ]
You: hi
Stranger: hello!
You: who are you?
Stranger: whoo whoo, whoo whooo
Stranger: i really wanna knowwww
Stranger: who are youuuuuuuu
Stranger: whooo whoo, whoo whooo
You: wypierdalaj
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
xD
FunMen [ FunMan forever ]
You: haj ;P
Stranger: zieg hiel!
You: a u polish?
Stranger: K**** niestety tak
Pl@ski [ porobiCie ]
WTF?! Nie chce mi się przyklejać, ale wygląda na to, że rozmawiałem z prawdziwym człowiekiem, bo nie wierzę, żeby AI było aż tak inteligentne! :O
blazerx [ ]
To sa prawdziwi ludzie...
rog1234 [ This is the ENDGAME! ]
You: hi
Stranger: so let's talk about niggers
You: what?
Stranger: niggers. They smell bad and they speak poorly. Response?
You: it's like i care...
Stranger: you can't care about niggers, they're not people
EDIT:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where u from :D?
You: poland
Stranger: I'm sorry but your shot at love has ended.
litlat [ (A)//(E) ]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hia
You: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: its all good
Stranger: where you from?
You: poland
You: and you?
Stranger: what
Stranger: im from manchester
Stranger: you?
You: i'm from biala podlaska, poland
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you a builder, plaster, plumber, electrican?
O_o
Behemoth [ Lateralus ]
Stranger: fuck jews
Stranger: im fritzl
Stranger: come from austria
Stranger: FRITZL POWER
...
Stranger: i´m 8 years old
Stranger: wanna rape me?
Ciekawy Fryzjer™ [ Generaďż˝ ]
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: polak?
You: ta
You: GOL?
Stranger: wkońcu
Stranger: xD
You: jesteś z GOLa?
Stranger: nie
You: aa
Stranger: z wykopu
You: o co w tym choodzi w ogóle?
Stranger: no piszesz sobie z ludźmi
You: chujowe :D
Stranger: ostatnio z murzynem pisałęm z afryki
You: ahah
You: nieźle
You: to jest na cały świat?
Stranger: tak
You: dobra lecę
You: szukać azjatek
You: elo
You: ;D
Stranger: huj i w dupe
Stranger: :D
nie no musi być prawdziwe :D
^_CHazY•_•chAZz._^ [ DisturbeD_RuleZz ]
dziwne...
gandalf2007 [ Konsul ]
same zabojady i wiekszość na koniec daje FU*K You WTF ?! pytam się
PitbullHans [ Legend ]
You: who are you?
Stranger: you who are you?
You: My name is Bond, James Bond
Stranger: i'm your mother
You: hi mom!
Stranger: hi son
Stranger: fine?
You: not
Stranger: why?
You: i'm so lonley
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: poor boy
You: kiss my mom
Stranger: yes
Stranger: son..........
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: alright
Stranger: come on
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: you've big tits?
Stranger: YES
You: how big?
Stranger: enormous
You: ok
Stranger: you've big dick?
You: so you have nice pussy?
You: yeah, very big
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: You wanna se?
Stranger: i don't believe you
You: why?
Stranger: because
Stranger: i don't know
You: So I ask you: You wanna se him?
Stranger: yes
ppaatt1 [ Trekker ]
Haha :)
Jednemu wciskałem że pochodzę z Afryki. Innemu że mieszkam na Syberii. Jeszcze inny chwalił się że jest Polakiem, jak napisałem coś po Polsku od razu wyjąkał że w Polsce się tylko urodził.
Duże Pento Mamuta [ Pretorianin ]
^
Selman [ Wings for Marie ]
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: wa zap?
Stranger: i'd like to speak to alice plz
You: alice is dead
niezłe
Orl@ndo [ Blade Runner ]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: So i herd you like mudkips?
You: que?
Stranger: nevermind,
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: i've got cancer
Stranger: the good kind?
You: terminal kind
Stranger: Does it taste nice?
You: quite
Stranger: SLAYER!!!!!!!11
You: good band
Stranger: So honestly why haven't we had sex yet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
toaster [ Patriarch ]
Stranger: hi
You: bye
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
leszo [ Legend ]
Stranger: Dude or chick?
You: male
Stranger: me too, well better get to work
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kozi89 [ Legend ]
Całkiem to ciekawe:)
GumiS™ [ Veni, Vidi, Vici ]
Faktycznie głupi
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hablas espaniol?
Stranger: I don't.
Stranger: Speak English?
You: Por que?
Stranger: Because Spanish is for burritos eaters
Stranger: comprende ?
You: Nao
Stranger: Brazilian ?
You: Where?
Stranger: Somewhere out there.
Stranger: Are you brazilian?
You: O rly?
Stranger: kind of
Stranger: WHat time is it where you are ?
You: Time to kill you!
Stranger: You'll have to suck my dick first, you transexual
You: Prima Aprilis?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fag
speedy24 [ F.I.S.H ]
Krótko i zwięźle
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
Stranger: dad?
You: no, son its me, mum
Stranger: oh shit
tomazzi [ Young Destroyers ]
No to już wiem jak Stranger dorabia w czasach kryzysu :)
Underlinge [ Centurion ]
You: hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: hi!
Stranger: LOW
You: hi!
Stranger: SUP
You: hi!
Stranger: holla
You: aloha
Stranger: fancy a bum?
You: hi!
Stranger: hnnnnnnnnnnng
Storm93 [ Hardstyle Lover ]
You: hi
Stranger: fuck off
You: noone wants to talk with me ? :(
Stranger: why not are u gay
You: I prefer pussies sry
Stranger: like little bitch boys pussies?
You: but if you have a nice cock... I'll think about it
You: sure
Stranger: my cock is huge and doesnt afraid of anything
You: does it fight aliens and stuff?
Stranger: yeah and niggers
You: ohh I like that :)
Stranger: its powerlevel is maximum
You: I'll have to try it
You: where are you hiding it?
You: You've got some kind of garage or what?
Stranger: In my pants
Stranger: basement
You: mmm
You: what are your balls made off then?
Stranger: Steel
Stranger: solid
Stranger: steel
You: you've got balls of steel? nice
You: but...
You: blow it out your ass
Stranger: i think its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but im all outta gum
Stranger: amidoingitrite?
You: yaaa
You: I didn't appreaciate u that much
Stranger: why the fuck not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!
not-so-easy [ Senator ]
Naprawdę inteligentny bot czy żywi ludzie?
Shaybecki [ Shaybeck ]
ludzie :) a co myślałeś ?
eJay [ Gladiator ]
Stranger: Is it happening?
You: hi
You: yeah it's happen
Stranger: I thought so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mr_Baggins [ Consigliere ]
Naprawdę inteligentny bot czy żywi ludzie?
Ludzie, niestety inteligentnych deficyt. Chociaż czasem trafi się normalna rozmowa. Odkąd wrzuciłem tu linka - coraz rzadziej.
tomazzi [ Young Destroyers ]
[38] żywi ludzie :)
Matteo Lacca Capelli [ Konsul ]
A ja se normalnie z typkiem gadałem ; o
Lysack [ Przyjaciel ]
Gumis -> wedle poniższego artykułu Prima Aprilis to łacińska nazwa przyjęta w Polsce, a w innych krajach ten dzień nazywa się inaczej :D
Ale nawet na wiki nie znalazłem, żeby ten dzień był obchodzony w USA...
M'q [ Schattenjäger ]
Stranger: Luke, i am your father!
You: Nooooo
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
marszym [ Senator ]
Stranger: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NOW
Stranger: NOOOOW!
Stranger: OR I KILL YOUR CAT
You: so open the door, moroon !
Stranger: ITS OPEN DAMMIT
Stranger: U BLIND??!
Stranger: IMA KILL U CAT AND KITTIES
not-so-easy [ Senator ]
Gadałem z jakąś babką z Nowego Jorku, tylko po co ona dała mi swój mail na koniec? ;)
gandalf2007 [ Konsul ]
sorry cos nie wyszło
drago14 [ Konsul ]
Lysack- a co z April Fool's Day?
power gracz [ Cwaniak ]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hru?
You: fine,thanks
You: u ?
Stranger: fine, thank you :D
You: :D
You: i want to sleep -_-
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: i slept a lot last night
Stranger: what ru doing for a living?
You: i go to bad at 12 p.m,but get up at 8 a.m :/
Stranger: thats bad
You: i know
You: i go to school,go to the friends...
Stranger: ohh, nice
You: :)
Stranger: or geodesy, i dont know how you call it :D
You: you have gta sa ?
Stranger: and i liked it :D
You: and mp ?
You: :D
Stranger: but finished it to the same end
Stranger: noo, not mp
You: me too
You: :(
You: heh
Stranger: maybe cs?
You: i'm polish
Stranger: :D
You: xD
You: no
Stranger: hahahaha ja też :D:D:D
Stranger: kurw :D
You: no jaa
You: xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hahaha,ale jajca :PPP
speedy24 [ F.I.S.H ]
juz nic
gandalf2007 [ Konsul ]
NO nie ten koles wymiata
You: hi
Stranger: connecting to server.exe
Stranger: hi.exe
You: connecting to server youarestupid.exe
Stranger: "trojan vundo" upload failed.exe
Stranger: system did not recognized command.exe
Stranger: Fuck you fucking dirt mexican mother fucker
You: you m try youeatshit.exe.dos
Stranger: i just infected you with a trojan
Stranger: Enjoy your virus
You: i just infect your mother
no i jeszcze to
You: hi
Stranger: Yoda?!
You: luke I am your father
Stranger: you're not yoda!
You: AIDS
Stranger: lol i can see your screen
Matteo Lacca Capelli [ Konsul ]
Mam Cie!
You: Piepszylem Twoja matke. Jak ci z tym?
Stranger: o Polak
You: Piepszylem Twoja matke. Jak ci z tym?
You: Piepszylem Twoja matke. Jak ci z tym?
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha
You: GOL?
Stranger: skompromitowałeś się
You: haha xD poiwedz tylko czy jestes z Gola xD
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: jestem
You: haha wiedzialem ze wkoncu trafie xD
Stranger: ty z wątku o głupim czacie
You: haha tak xD
przemek100 [ Generaďż˝ ]
ja trafiłem na rosjanina który nie pije o0
ale dobry czat ^^
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
Stranger: hi
You: siemka
Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: dzień dobry?
You: hahahahhaa
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
a na serio to są prawdziwi ludzie?
RaZoR_247 [ Trigen ]
a na serio to są prawdziwi ludzie?
Nie, kosmici.
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
aha, nie wiedziałem że rozmawiam z kosmitami ale zafajowo!
_zielak_ [ Thief ]
You: siema
Stranger: siemano :)
You: wiedzialem ze sa tu polacy :)
You: durny ten czat, nie?
Stranger: w ogóle się nie da pogadać normalnie
You: z forum GOLa moze jestes?
Stranger: nie
You: to nara :)
Garret Rendellson [ Szlachcic ]
Niezłe ;)
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
kurna! żadniego polaka!
palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
You: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi.
You: you are a stupid girl :D
Stranger: sometimes yes.. teehee
TrueGevo [ Centurion ]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sempre io sono
Stranger: and you
Stranger: campioni del mondo
Stranger: you are speak
You: give me money please
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger:
what you need the money
You: for new computer
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: and you
You: and me
Stranger: ??????????
Stranger: i'm microsoft comporation
Stranger: at work
You: wow
Stranger: yeah
You: give me windows 7
Stranger: no at work
Stranger: 70 % complete
nie umiem za dobrze anglika
cronotrigger [ Lechia Gdansk ]
Przednia zabawa.
Chyba, że trafisz na polaka z wykopu, którego rozpoznasz po ogromnym wachlarzu angielskich słów ( yes/ no/ fuck/ your mother ). Ale tacy też są na swój sposób zabawni :D
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
You: hi you are polish?
Stranger: not yet
You: polak czy nie?
Stranger: no
You: siemka
Stranger: true
You: POLAK!?
You: CZY NIE!?
Stranger: no
Stranger: njet
You: rozumiesz mnie?
Stranger: no!!
You: YES!?
o co mu chodziło?
Stranger: depends.
malyb89 [ 281-330-8004 ]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a French girl?
You: oui
Stranger: how old?
You: 20
Stranger: sorry
Duto ver.2.1 [ Konsul ]
[65]----> Masz downa?
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
duto-,,,, nie a co?
rog1234 [ This is the ENDGAME! ]
You: hi
Stranger: do you wan't the truth ?
You: ok
Stranger: you can't handle it
You: don't be suprised
You: I standed kiesia and wlodzix so i will handle it
Stranger: kurw* (oryginalnie bez cenzury of course)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
malyb89 [ 281-330-8004 ]
Stranger: hey dude
You: yo men
You: 'sup?
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: you?
You: aight, thanks
Stranger: then, let's talk!
You: male, and u?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: guess you're leaving right now xD
You: from where u from?
Stranger: italy
Stranger: you?
You: poland :)
Stranger: closer than i thought
Stranger: ok, gotta go, see you
You: yeee... jebać repreze włochów! ;p
DJ Pinata [ Subterranean ]
You: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Stranger: hi!
You: are you guy or girl? ;>
Stranger: well, Hi Hi Hi Hi
Stranger: guy
You: damn
You: again...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Zgasił się... chłopak xD
req_ [ duszpasterz trzezwosci ]
Hehe, trafiłem właśnie na Shoggotha ;)
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
co to znaczy: nie,jestem z wykopu
Sznapi [ Rashômon ]
You: czesc
Stranger: czesc
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nie ma to jak chęć rozmowy z rodakiem.
No,Luke | your father!! [ Centurion ]
Stranger: hi
You: siemka
Stranger: yuou
???????????????????
.: Veron :. [ Phoenix Knight ]
SUPER mogę tak cały dzień :D
Michał Raven [ Jeremy Clarkson ]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bye
You: hi
You: hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: cock?!
Stranger: cock?
Stranger: what da fuck?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: dick
Stranger: sorry, i dont like dicks.
Stranger: =*
You: master
You: how long U have penis?
Stranger: 19cm
Stranger: and i'm 12 older
Stranger: =O'
Stranger: you want that i fuck you?
You: no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: whats your age?
You: 69
Stranger: okay... kidd with me, that i like
You: oh, age, i read the best position in sex
You: my age is 25
You: sry, for a mistake
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: so, you're gay?
You: do i?
Stranger: you look like one. =x
You: U2
Stranger: i dont
You: Yes
Stranger: I DONT
You: Ur mother
Stranger: lets just keep talkin normaly
You: take care
Stranger: ok, i'm 12 older, i have a penis of 19cm, do you wanna fuck with me?
Shoggoth [ Hiszpańska Kuroniówka ]
req_ --> mało kumaty ze mnie koleś :P
Behemoth [ Lateralus ]
Trochę wciąga :)
Kozi89 [ Legend ]
Ten czat jest naprawdę kozacki
palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: mm
Stranger: mm what?
You: smaczna dupa
You: a ty?
You: and you?
Stranger: nu
You: you real?
Stranger: no..i am a bot
You: :(
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kiddin
You: lol?
Stranger: yeah..lol
You: only joking!
Stranger: i know
You: buhaha
Stranger: so ...whut up?
You: i fuck my brother
Stranger: mm
You: mm?
Stranger: and you gender is?
You: male
Stranger: ohh...so you're a guy...and you fuck your brother
You: yes :D
Stranger: that makes you a gay hillbilly right?
You: no! you idiot!
You: i joking!
Stranger: i was hoping you are...
You: ?
Stranger: joking...i was youping you're only joking...
You: yes motherfucker
Stranger: so..where u from?
You: haha
You: shut up!
Stranger: no srsly..where u from?
You: lol...
You: you stupid lesbian!
Stranger: haha..loool
Stranger: i'm guesin you must be european
You: no.
You: USA
Stranger: then wtf is smaczna dupa
You: bo smaczna czopie
Stranger: i see
You: you idiot
You: idiot bot!
Stranger: so you're from europe..let's see
Stranger: i'm not a bot stupid
You: motherfucker
You: :D
Stranger: biaaaatch
Stranger: haha
You: ojoj
You: c'mon! disconnect!
Stranger: so where u from?like Serbia or...the Czech republic?:)))
You: rusian
Stranger: really?
You: yes!
Stranger: i got a fiew friends ova there..
You: super.. ;/
You: asshole
You: you asshole
You: disconnect fucker
macie
mefsybil [ Legend ]
Stranger: hello
You: yoyoyo
You: are you polish ?
Stranger: may i ask your age and political views
You: ok
Stranger: I'm American
You: i'm 23
Stranger: are you polish?
Stranger: I am 20
You: no, I'm from Mozambique
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
Sir klesk [ ...ślady jak sanek płoza ]
Hahaha polaczylo mnie z jakims obcym kolesiem i co? Okazalo sie, ze jest z Hollandii i pali jointy. :D
To musi byc przeznaczenie. :D
req_ [ duszpasterz trzezwosci ]
Shoggoth: no na początku zburzyłeś się dość poważnie. :F
R3ch0T [ Konsul ]
doobre
Jamkonorek [ Jandulka ]
Stranger: A wild animal appears
You: AAa
Disconnect
K4B4N0s [ Filthy One ]
Stranger: wut
You: YAW
Stranger: oh noes
Stranger: i got yaw'd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
prick [ All of you are DEAD! ]
Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle customer support. We've had complaints about your behavior and are forwarding your IP address to the proper authorities. Please respect the chat.
Mr.Eko [ Assassin ]
You: hi
Stranger: go to allah infidel
Stranger: wesley
You: lol
Stranger: WHY THE FUCK ARE YYOU LAUGHING
Stranger: YOURE GOING TO DIE
Stranger: wesley
You: your mother
Stranger: what about him?
You: suck my dick
Stranger: did he rape your father again?
Stranger: present it
You: hahaha
Stranger: ...wesley
Stranger: ANSWER ME!
Stranger: ...wesley
You: lolz
Stranger: YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND!
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ARE GOING TO ALLAH!
OMFG
DJ Pinata [ Subterranean ]
To było dziwne ...
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: 16/f/china
You: i'm good, you?
Stranger: im good
You: i'm glad, then ;P
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: what are u doing
You: i've just began doing my homework ....
Stranger: really
Stranger: sucks
Stranger: i finished mine
Stranger: ages ago
You: and i though there'd be someone could help me, but i'm not sure do you know polish history :P
Stranger: my grandfather invaded poland
Stranger: i know everything
You: invaded?!
You: ;o
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: pretty sure it was in the 40's
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: but
You: 2nd world war?
Stranger: hes abit senile
You: ^^
Stranger: prolly
Stranger: he didnt tell me whu
Stranger: he went there
Stranger: just said he had to kill them
You: and he did
Stranger: he lost all his limbs but
You: yes?
Stranger: he is just torso
You: omg
You: g... god... you aren't christian, right? ;>
Stranger: god no
Stranger: im a neo-nazi
Stranger: white power
You: u... cool
Stranger: havent u heard of the new chinese revolution
You: nope
Stranger: its crazy man
You: i though there's such a censorship
You: no
You: no
Stranger: its all just lies
Stranger: to make you whities not know
Stranger: what the yellows are doing
Stranger: your all going to die
You: umm... why're you thinking so? :o
You: all the world would be against you in that case
Stranger: OUR ARMY DWARFS ANY OTHER OUR ARMY EATS REESES FOR BREAKFAST ITS LIKE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
R3ch0T [ Konsul ]
spotkałem kogoś z gola
Klaustrofobik [ Pretorianin ]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: from what country are u?
Stranger: I live under the sea
You: ah ok
Stranger: yes it is
You: and how its under water ?
Stranger: wet
You: what about the oxygen
You: lol
You: for sure
Stranger: the oxygens wet too <<
You: all is wet u mean
Stranger: yes...all...is...wet
You: u were over the see ?
Stranger: never
You: u were born in the sea ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok
Stranger: yes
You: where are you parents
Stranger: under the sea
You: close to you
Stranger: depends how you define 'close'
You: it could be about 50kms
Stranger: or could it
You: u know to what continent are you close ?
Stranger: I have a bad sense of direction so I have no idea at the moment
You: u have to have so boring life
Stranger: yes
You: but tell me sth
You: your computer must be magican
You: its waterproof ?
Stranger: it has a protective bubble
You: wow
Stranger: awesome isnt it?
You: yes no doubt
Stranger: indeed
You: im shocked
Stranger: you should be
You: and want to life under the wanter as well
You: but dont know where and how
You: what are u eating ?
Stranger: chocolate
You: from where do you got it ?
Stranger: I stole it
You: from another "sea" people ?
Stranger: from you!
You: wot
You: i didnt noticed it
Stranger: exactly...thats how good i am at stealing things
You: i must to make sure if my chocolate is in correct place
Stranger: it wont be..because I stole it
You: if it isnt u are dead
Stranger: you'll never find me!
You: no way i will do it
Stranger: *swims away*
You: dont do that
You: stay there
You: and dont move pls
Stranger: I dont want to die :(
You: u wont it was a joke
Stranger: ...good
Stranger: so why cant I move? :O
You: u will hurt u only
You: cos i want to find you anyway
ROTFL, super rzecz !
bimbambom [ Legionista ]
Stranger: w00t
Stranger: gamert
Stranger: van lux
You: oh noes !
You: you are spy!
Kreciuch89 [ Konsul ]
[92] kompletnie mnie położyło na łopatki
Koksik590 [ Pretorianin ]
You: zajebac ci?
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: yes
Patryx0 [ Konsul ]
Stranger: rude
You: are you a bot?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u naked?
You: no :D
Stranger: want pics? im 11 f va u
You: my girldfriend i naked
You: yeah give me your pic
You: :)
Stranger: gimme email isend u pics of me
You: [email protected]
Stranger: no boobs im 11
You: uu :(
You: too bad
Stranger: oh
You: i prefer older ones
Stranger: THIS IS THE FBI YOUR IP HAS BEEN LOCKED FOR REQUESTING CHILD PORNOGRAPHIE
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: haha xD
You: fuck you! :D
You: you fucking piece of shit! ;d
Stranger: didnt u kno this is sparta?
You: sparta is in your house ;)
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are u doing?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u?
You: i'm fine, i was kicked out from school..
Stranger: oh why?
You: i punch a guy, and he had influance parents..
You: so i was sad at begining
Stranger: Ill know what will cheer you up
You: what? ;d
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Stranger: no prob
mefsybil [ Legend ]
[83] Gandalf?
.: Veron :. [ Phoenix Knight ]
This is Charlie representative of Omegle,
We have received reports that you on multiple occasions have been grooming children
for the purpose of soliciting inappropriate pictures and/or video of them.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation(F.B.I.) have been alerted and we have received
confirmation that upon a preliminary review of your comments here they have decided
to contact you within 24 hours.
We have sent the F.B.I. all our information concerning you(logged IP address and chat log)
and we urge you to contact them in case there has been a misunderstanding, if so contact
information can be found at in any contact relay the case
reference #4542334-331.
czekers [ Let there be Nite ]
kuźwa, wciąga
Midalan [ Konsul ]
Stranger: helllo
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: are you an racist?
Stranger: i think weve met b4
You: no shit
You: thats impossible
You: hey maybe...
You: grandma is that you?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: lol
moszeusz [ Tlenu! ]
Gadałem z gościem rzekomo z UK.
Całkiem przyjemny typek.
Stranger: wow you're very good at pretending not to be an american
Stranger: i give you that
You: what's stopping me? i dont have enough money
Stranger: where are you flying from?
You: im from poland
Stranger: polska!!!
Stranger: there's a new polish tv series..about polish in "london"..
You: yee
Stranger: sounds interesting...
Stranger: i wanted to download that... but no english subtitles...
Stranger: you can buy tskor beer here
Stranger: i can't spell...
You: its a shot... tyskie??
Stranger: Tyskie
Patison47 [ World Painted Blood ]
Ja pierdziele, to jest lepsze od 4chana :D
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Damian1539 [ Senator ]
Nie moge wkleic ^^
jetix200 [ Człowiek ]
Wyrąbiste!xD
Stranger: i just won the game
You: c%#j
You: p@#!$%*l się!!
Stranger: c%$j?
You: XD
You: yes
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Po prostu świetne!xD
Damian1539 [ Senator ]
You: elo
Stranger: good morning pizza hut
You: pizza hut?
Stranger: yes may i have your order please
You: hmm
Stranger: order please
You: big with cheese and the garlic I will ask
Stranger: anything else?
You: Hmm, of course with the ham
Stranger: sure
Stranger: your address please
You: I'm from Poland ^^
Stranger: ok that'll be $399.90 including air freight
Stranger: cash or crediit sir?
kubicBSK [ Senator ]
Stranger: tell me something that will make me smile
You: hey
You: bum!
Stranger: that wasnt funny'
You: so what should i do?
Stranger: tell me something that will make me smile
You: fuck you
Stranger: :)
You: and now what?
Qverty [ Generaďż˝ ]
Ja gadałem z austriakiem. Nie jest taki najgorszy. Gadalismy o polskiej infrastrukturze, komuniźmie, rasistach i sporcie.
Bullzeye_NEO [ Happy Camper ]
You: yo dawg
Stranger: ello govna
You: i herd u liek cars
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: did you put a car in my car
You: yes indeed we did!
Stranger: nice
You: now u can drive while u drive
Stranger: it's hard to harass ppl when everyone is from reddit or 4chan
You: unless you find a nigger
Stranger: yeah everyone hates niggers
You: i wonder why
You: it's not like they are born thieves
Stranger: cuz you can't see them coming int he dark
You: but
Stranger: unless they smile
You: i can surely confirm them being stupid as hell
Stranger: it's a socioeconomic thing
Stranger: stupididy breeds stupidity
You: it's a second paragraph of gravity law
You: 1. things fell on the ground
Stranger: it's not that niggers can't be smart
Stranger: just thet their parents and friends are all stupid niggers
You: they don't have to be smart
Stranger: why try and be the smart one? all your friends will beat yu up
You: no, it's not like that
You: you see
You: if they were smart
You: they would think about all the things they are doing
You: murders, armed assaults
You: thefts
You: and it would break theirs hearts
Stranger: perhaps, but even the smart ones are afraid of the stupid ones. therefore the smart ones pretend to be stupid so the other stupid niggers don't kill them
You: imagine your world being destroyed in a glimpse of an eye
Stranger: they are probably the smartest ppl ont he planet
You: name one smart nigger
Stranger: they are so smart that they hide it
You: tiger woods excluded
Stranger: it's like aliens...they don't want to be disected
You: oh wait a minute
Stranger: all the smart ones know that they will be cut up and studied
You: i know a smart nigger
You: michael jackson
Stranger: oh yeah he's the exception
You: check it out
You: for a white person
You: jesus is the exemple of crossing the barriers
You: while for niggers it's michael jackson
You: i mean, he was so fuckin' awesome that he turned white
You: it's like walking on the water
Stranger: you make a very valid point
Anon delivers.
Chudy The Barbarian [ Senator ]
Dobre to jest :P
toaster [ Patriarch ]
Stranger: hey
You: dad ?
Stranger: son?
You: oomg
You: what are you doin here
Stranger: jesse
Stranger: get back in your room
You: i cant
Stranger: your mom is going to be sooooo angry
You: mom said me to learn
Stranger: well im saying get in your room
Stranger: if you don't get your rest then you can't make it to the big game
You: daad
You: not again :(
Stranger: don't make me come in there
You: but i cant im blocked
You: im in toilet
You: with laptop
You: my ass is stucked
Stranger: we get wireless in the bathroom? this is great news
Stranger: i'll help unplug you
Stranger: you locked the door!
You: yes and i cant
You: open it
You: im too far
You: away
Stranger: i told you not to eat so many SWEETS
You: kick it kick it !
Stranger: my legs haven't worked since the incident you know that
You: what incident
You: ur name is Robert ?
Stranger: yeah, but i go by bob
You: where do we live ?
Stranger: america
You: do we ?O_o
Stranger: i moved the house
You: shit got to change my political views
Stranger: its a surprise for your mother
Stranger: she always wanted to emigrate
You: thats why im stucked !
You: coz of huge pressure
Stranger: i see, the helicopter lifting the house up must have caused a vaccuum under the toilet
You: in plane
Stranger: well maybe if you can just
You: im here for a year
You: could you drop me some food ?
Stranger: oh happy birthday
Stranger: what do you want
Stranger: theres some pasta on the stove
You: gimme bread
You: coz im sick of eating toilet paper
Stranger: its got calories
You: now im about 20 kilograms of weight
You: i mean
Stranger: we're in the USA use english measurements
Stranger: you have to learn to adapt
You: drop me some book then !
You: did we won the war ?
Stranger: i don't want to see you naked thats growse
Stranger: no we lost thats why we're in america
Stranger: have you been through puberty yet
You: What about my gf ?
You: shes alive ?
Stranger: she broke up with you
You: say what
Stranger: we hooked up for a while
You: Dad how dare you !
You: she was good ?
You: u know in bed
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: she wanted a threesome
Stranger: but i didn't know where you were
You: in the toilet
You: i was screaming
You: how could you to not use the toilet whole year ?
Stranger: i had sound proof walls around the bathroom so its not embarrassing
Stranger: i go outside
Stranger: like a man
You: why
You: for money ?
You: how about mom ?
You: hes still women ?
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: of course
You: coz u said u were goin outside to... do this things
You: did she too ?
Stranger: she goes outside too
Stranger: its pretty hot
Stranger: the neighbors watch
You: what neightbours says about that
Stranger: they pay us
You: okay just unplug me from here
Stranger: thats how we could afford the move
You: im sick of makin shit
Stranger: look i don't want to get near your nastiness
You: my penis is stuck
You: u wont see him
Stranger: in what
You: its cold in here
Stranger: well i know its small but
Stranger: even so
Stranger: you haven't washed in a year so its gonna smell bad
You: yes indeed
You: go for some military
You: to do it
You: do we have a green card ?
You: or we are here illegal ?
Stranger: we're illegal, you have to keep it down or the cops will come
You: dad
You: just take me from here
You: im bored of makin shit whole day and night long
Stranger: i could just wait till you die and its not as gross
Stranger: i don't want to look gay
You: but dad im ur son
You: am i ?
Stranger: thats what i'm trying to say
Stranger: you're adopted
You: shit wrong house !
Stranger: oh
Stranger: is this not gregoire?
You: im stucked in another country
You: my country lost the war
You: i dont know wheres my parents
Stranger: shit i thought you were greg
Stranger: fuck who are you
You: im Mick
Stranger: MICK?
You: mick
Stranger: Mick Arnold?
You: yes
Stranger: how's it been? i dated your sister in college remember? we were roommates
You: did u fucked her ?
Stranger: yeah all the time in your bed
You: but what the hell ur sittin next to the doors of the toilet
You: and still writin with me
You: on this stupid chat ?
Stranger: no i don't live in your house
Stranger: i'm Bob Barnyard
You: where the fuck am i
Stranger: who knows
You: so im not in ur house
You: and not in my
Stranger: theres nobody in my bathroom
You: shit
You: ur from Russia ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you?
You: yes
You: u said we lost the war
Stranger: yeah georgia took you over
You: so ur not my dad then why the hell am i still writin wit u ?
Stranger: april fools.
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bogi1 [ Doctor's Advocate ]
You: yo
Stranger: jesus ?
You: no st peter
Stranger: oh
.: Veron :. [ Phoenix Knight ]
Kocham to już z 2 godziny siedzę :D Przed chwilą :
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You: GOL
Stranger: LOG?
You: GOL !
Stranger: LOG?!
You: GOL !?
Stranger: LOG?!?!
You: GOL !?!?
Stranger: LOG?!?!?!?!?!
You: GOL!?!?!?!?!?
-=BROGI23=- [ Generaďż˝ ]
[92] & [110] -----> wlasnie podnosze sie z podlogi...
Qverty [ Generaďż˝ ]
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You: siemano
Stranger: bonjour
You: uo k@$wa francuz?
Stranger: k@#wa!
You: french motherfucker?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: polish cocksucker
You: ej nie klnij po polsku bo ci nie karze
Stranger: amsterdam
Stranger: brügge
You: french are stupid
You: oh brugge
Stranger: that's true
You: they are worse than french
You: u have penis?
Stranger: i have a big vagina
You: oh
You: will you fuck with me?
Stranger: ur penis is too tiny
You: i have long penis...more or less 20 cm
You: fuck you
Stranger: i fuck only with 30+ cm
You: oh
You: to sp@#rdalaj
Stranger: usually with my horse
You: no wyp@#$dalaj stąd
You: zoofil xD
Stranger: i like it
You: you are fuck with horse?
Stranger: and the horse does too
You: uo ku@#a
gandalf2007 [ Konsul ]
ALe jaja sam do siebie napisałem na dwie kart!!!!!! Zaraz wam pokaze. Patrzecie kto jest You a kto strange.
Part1
You: jesus ?
Stranger: jesus ?
You: 2 jesus
You: that`s strange
Part2
Stranger: jesus ?
You: jesus ?
Stranger: 2 jesus
Edit: o znowu
Stranger: that`s strange
Qverty [ Generaďż˝ ]
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are u from?
You: hi
You: poland and u
Stranger: HAHAHAHA go steal some cars
You: hey fuck you
Tu widać za kogo mają polaków w europie.
Patison47 [ World Painted Blood ]
Masakra po prostu ta strona, jakie tam retardy siedzą :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: dad?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: what is it son?
Stranger: watching porn again?
You: what're you doing here?
Stranger: watching porn.
You: no, i'm learning
Stranger: liar.
You: ok, you win
Stranger: yes. i'm always right.
You: and what about mum?
You: where is she?
You: i havent saw her a while
Stranger: and you would be right too if you werent related to your mum.
Stranger: i locked her into the basement.
Stranger: she got annoying.
You: yeah, true
You: are you going to get some hookers tonight?
Stranger: yes. i already called some.
You: oh, thats good
Stranger: they're coming any minute now.
You: can i have some?
You: just one, pleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeeee!
Stranger: yes. the little red head is yours.
You: ok, thanks
Stranger: it's not carrot top, even though she may look like him a bit.
Stranger: he.. i mean she, was the only red head available.
Stranger: and i know how you like red heads.
You: are there going to be some niggers?
You: i dont like them
Stranger: they have too big asses. they wont fit through the basement door.
Stranger: so there wont be any.
You: oh, so we're going to fuc... i mean do sex in basement?
You: with mum?
Stranger: you can try her if you want to.
Stranger: i've had enough of her.
You: ok, thank you, daddy
You: you are the best
Stranger: my pleasure. i will watch.
You: i must go now, see you later around
Stranger: see you in the basement.
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prick [ All of you are DEAD! ]
Qverty --> Pewnie Niemiec... To smutne, że mają o nas takie zdanie za granicą.
.: Veron :. [ Phoenix Knight ]
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Stranger: Ask me anything.
You: Co ty kurwa robisz w moim pokoju ?!
Stranger: yeah.
Oni są zajebiści :D
Blizz4rd [ Pretorianin ]
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You: haj ;P
Stranger: cześć
You: r u polish ?
Stranger: tak
You: powiedz coś jeszcze
You: :]
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: mam mame i tate
Stranger: a co
You: translator rządzi, nie ;>
You: a nico : ]
Stranger: a jak
You: kutwa
You: ty zyjesz
You: gadam z czlowiekiem O.o
Stranger: a jak
You: a jendak nie : (
Stranger: no co ty
You: jakie jest imie syna Twojego ojca ?
Stranger: słucham właśnie muzyki
Stranger: a co cię to obchodz
You: zjadłeś i
You: odpowiedz : ]
Stranger: wiem
You: skroc mi to pytanie
You: jakie jest imie syna Twojego ojca ?
Stranger: marek
Stranger: gol??
You: co gol O.o
You: znasz ten serwis ?
Stranger: nic
You: o czym w takim razie jest ?
Stranger: a ty
You: tak znam, odpowiedz mi
Stranger: o grach i nie tylko
Stranger: ale dziś wyskoczyły mi gołe baby
You: ...
You: boje się
Stranger: czego
Stranger: :((
You: jestes porwanym polakiem, ktorego trzymaja zly Afrykanczycy i musisz pracowac w ciemnym pomieszczeniu ab yze man psiac ?
Stranger: nie
Stranger: a ty
You: jestem na ksiezycu
Stranger: i co fajnie
You: smierdzi serem
You: o co w tym czacie chodzi ?
Stranger: gdzie
You: czacie
Stranger: nie wiem
You: w tym programie
You: wiem ,ze wiesz
Stranger: może żeby poznać nieznajomych
Stranger: jak myślisz
You: ile CI placa za tą robote ?
Stranger: nie dużo
Stranger: :((
Stranger: 10gr za każdego idiote
You: le ;))
You: hahaha
You: ; D
You: w jakim miescie siedzisz : ]
You: jestes pewnie studentem, albo ta robota albo praca w mcdonaldzie :]
Stranger: warszawa
Stranger: nie uczniem
You: gimn ;>
Stranger: musze zarobić na bierzmowanie
Stranger: ehh
You: ze co XD ?
You: to jest za darmo : ]
Stranger: ksiądz powiedzał że jak nie zarobie na bierzmowanie to mnie nie dopuści
Stranger: czyli mnie oszukał ...?!
Stranger: :((
You: jak patrzyles co ma pod sultana to tak
You: pracuejsz nie legalnie : ]
You: nielegalnie *
You: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Tym oto sposobem dowiedziałem, się, ze jest uczniem i mieszka w wawie :]
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^^
Qverty [ Generaďż˝ ]
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: from where are u from?
Stranger: canada
You: 27 male poland and you?
You: oh
Stranger: 18 f
You: oh
You: give me your number
Stranger: in the two days ive been on this site ive run into a lot of polish people on here
Stranger: 604 346 1253
You: and tell me something about you
Stranger: im blonde, 5'6, 130 pounds, blue eyes
You: you kiddin?
Numer mi swój dała...ale jazda...
shubniggurath [ Mongoose Dog ]
za pierwszym razem trafiłem na sympatycznego irlandczyka, z którym rozmawiałem o herbacie i literaturze, więc wrażenia pozytywne ;p
czytając posty, dochodzę do wniosku że wolę nie próbować po raz drugi ;)
Gangstah [ Masz bober? ]
hahah
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Stranger: desu?
You: no
You: show me your tits
Stranger: ( . ) ( . )
Stranger: ickle nipples
You: now show me your pussy , bitch!
Stranger: ‹()›
You: ahhh nice
Stranger: some puffy lips there
Stranger: suck em
You: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Stranger: im female and of illegal age to be having such discourse
Stranger: does this arouse you?
You: nope
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: what if I said my panties were wet from me peeing myself
Stranger: I peed myself you see
You: holly shit
Stranger: arousing stuff, no?
You: don't say you like to pee on someone else
Stranger: I like to pee on myself
You: so it would be ok if i would pee inside your vagine while having sex ?
Stranger: inside my fadge? itd be alright I guess
Stranger: tbh I doubt you could fit in me
You: damn , it's hot
Stranger: not without me bleeding a shittonne
You: no problem
You: how old are you ?
Stranger: for you perhaps
Stranger: im 12
You: niceeee
You: RAPE TIME !
Stranger: OH NOEZ
You: <fucking hard>
Stranger: *calls for daddy to help*
You: wtf r u doin !?
Stranger: all this raping is getting me in the mood to pee myself all over you
You: but wait , do you see it ? is it ? is it HIM >! oh it's PEDO BEAR !
Stranger: OH SNAP
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kubicBSK [ Senator ]
Pisze z 16 letnią Brazylijką:) Jak na razie pisze się z nią świetnie, o ile to w ogóle ona:D
Juventino23 [ Pretorianin ]
Stranger: co tam słychać
You: wszystko dobrze
Stranger: wykop.pl?
You: gry-online.pl
Stranger: o ja pierdole.
You: hahaha
Stranger: no to kończymy konwersację
You: ależ skąd
Stranger: z taką pizdą się zadawał nie będę ;d
You: mów o sobie
Stranger: jestem spoko
You: wątpie
You: pracujesz w takim syfie
Stranger: jakim syfie?
You: omegle.com
Stranger: no.
You: a więc po co ?
Stranger: tak dla jaj
Stranger: ile masz lat?
You: a więc zgiń przepadnij
You: 112
Stranger: to w chuj
You: jesteś gejem ?
Stranger: jasne
You: wiedziałem
Stranger: kurwa, myślałem, że cię oszukam
You: myliłeś się
Stranger: :/
Stranger: ej
Stranger: ech
Stranger: taki świat posrany
You: na chuj ci tyle przekleństw kurwa
Stranger: tak kurwa dla jaj
Stranger: nie pierdol, pisz
You: piszę
Stranger: no to kurwa dobrze
Stranger: ech
Stranger: znasz jakieś gierki erotyczne darmowe?
You: a co nudzi się ?
Stranger: no, trochę
You: wujek google nie gryzie a pozatym nie zaspokajam się w ten sposób
Stranger: no, ja tak
Stranger: ja przystało na gejasa
You: którym jesteś
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lol :d
Gangstah [ Masz bober? ]
Stranger: hi
You: rape time ?
You: polska ?
Stranger: yes sir
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Stranger: hi
You: pl?
Stranger: no
You: fuck yeah !
Stranger: german
Stranger: okay
You: oh shit
Stranger: come on
You: german pig !
Stranger: lol
You: damn you !
Stranger: fuck you
You: fuck hitler !
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palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
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You: hej moderfaker jebany w cipe huju pierdolony!!!!
Stranger: shutup u goon
You: huj huj huj huj hujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhuj
Stranger: shutup u fraggle
You: SZMATAAAAA
You: kurwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: shtup u pakie
You: co za cipa!!!
Stranger: ill bomb you u bastard
You: you modher
Stranger: you cunt
You: yuo
You: you
Stranger: run home mums cookin curry:L haha
You: fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker fucker
Stranger: your fucked up
You: :D
Stranger: talk english now:L
You: co za bot/cipa! :DDDDD
Stranger: or ill kill you:D
You: LOL
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unclesam [ Generaďż˝ ]
kubicBSK
Toć to Zenek pedofil, nie słyszałeś o nim ? Podszywa się pod nastoletnie Brazylijki, było o tym głośno niedawno...
kubicBSK [ Senator ]
unclesam - mam się bać:(? Czuje się zaszczuty...:(
DscMati [ Konsul ]
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Stranger: *fap* *fap* *fap*
You: huj huj huj
Stranger: polak?
You: taa
Stranger: z GOLa?
You: taa
You: widze ze nas kilku
Stranger: nom, pełno tu eurpejczyków
Stranger: dobra, idę podrywać małe murzynki
Stranger: narka
Widać stosunek do polaków...
Jest nas wielu
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows it going
You: all right
Stranger: thats better then bad
You: where r u from?
Stranger: usa
You: cool
Stranger: you
You: poland
Stranger: nice
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Azeldoh [ Chor��y ]
To co się dzieje w tym wątku jest smutne. Sam pomysł w założeniu jest dobry, ale gorzej z ludźmi stanowiącymi trzon tego projektu. Mam nadzieję, że autor jakoś zminimalizuje ilość trolli :)
Gmp3 [ Konsul ]
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: pl
Stranger: cheater
Shifty007 [ 101st Airborne ]
Stranger: hi
You: hi dude
Stranger: bye
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doh!
KapCioch [ Generaďż˝ ]
Co by nie mówić... Polewa może być:D
Stranger: Hello
You: Shit, Stranger you again!
You: why!?
Stranger: I know! I'm stalking you.
Stranger: You better watch out, you.
You: fuck! 2899 users and only you for me:/
Stranger: I guess we're just meant to be.
Stranger: Don't fight it, my love.
You: ok
You: so when and where and how?
You: 69?
Stranger: You house, now, 69.
You: ok
Stranger: Don't worry, I don't need directions.
You: so where are you?
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: California
You: holly fuck...
You: you lie!
Stranger: Do I?
Stranger: Because if I'm correct, I was born here.
You: "Now"? It can't be!
Stranger: Oh yes.
Stranger: It can.
You: It's too far:(
Stranger: I have a fast car.
You: And plane?
Stranger: Yep
You: ok
Stranger: a private plane that I can drive.
Stranger: Well, fly.
You: super
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Get in position.
You: but you don't know target...
Stranger: Tell me
You: I'am ready all time
You: Poland
pompaziom [ Konsul ]
ou: https://forumarchiwum.gry-online.pl/S043archiwum.asp?ID=8889020&N=1
Stranger: siema
Stranger: o witam :D
You: POPULARNY JESTES
Stranger: no al jal
Stranger: a jak
Stranger: a czemurz to ja ?
Stranger: a nie ty powiedzmy ?
You: bo udajesz uposledzonego i udaje ci sie
Stranger: no widzisz
speedy24 [ F.I.S.H ]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: woooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: im an ambulance
You: and im a nurse
Stranger: you must get inside me now, we have importnat business to take care of
You: ok, im in
Stranger: now sing "Taking Care OF Business" while youre inside me
Stranger: thats how i like it
You: Taking Care OF Business tra la la la
Stranger: now i will drive you to Pleasure Town
Stranger: where i trerrible disaster has occured
You: ok, lets go
You: whats happened?
Stranger: it appears that it has been raining men
You: oh
Stranger: broken and bloody piles of men litter the road
You: blah, dont like blood
Stranger: it is horrifying
Stranger: but, you are a burse!
You: i know :D
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: nurse
You: im a practikant
You: newbie
Stranger: how could you be a nurse if you are afraid of blood?
Stranger: oh i see
You: my father....
You: i dont wanna talk about it
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: it helps to get things off your chest
You: no, its hard for me
You: ...and painful
Stranger: wipe this sticky foul mess from your chest
You: *wiping*
You: ...done
Stranger: i will help
You: k k
Stranger: i must go
You: why, u cannot
Stranger: my grandmother just walked in the room
You: dont leave me alone
Stranger: she may never speak to me again
Stranger: she does not understabnd about our innocent conversation
Stranger: im sorry stranger!
Stranger: well meet again
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takie sobie, nie znam angola :) (czy był to ktoś z GOLasów? )
gandalf2007 [ Konsul ]
siema nigas własnie z tobą pisze
Hitmanio [ Legend ]
Fajne heh...
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Stranger: Anon, report in!
You: Anon, reporting in sir!
Stranger: Excellent. How goes the raid?
You: They're everywhere! Sir, we need backup!
Stranger: Get back to HQ and call in some /b/lackup!
You: We can't make it sir! Please help us!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Patison47 [ World Painted Blood ]
DscMati---> Hahahaha, to byłem ja :D
meetball [ Generaďż˝ ]
hahaha fuck you
J love you
władca lemurów [ Sackboy...Duży Sackboy ]
To chyba nie AI bo jeszcze na tyle inteligentnego nie stworzyli xD
blazerx [ ]
Choroba, wciagajace :D
Shaybecki [ Shaybeck ]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fucking nazies!
You: watch out!
Stranger: DAMN STRATIGHT
Stranger: watch out! they're in the trees!
Stranger: take cover
You: ooooh, im hitted
Stranger: omg, they blew Jacksons head clear off
Stranger: jackson! jackson say something!
You: I ...
Stranger: jackson....can I bang your wife?
You: I ...
You: Please, tell my wife ...
Stranger: yes?
You: that I love her ...
You: aand...
You: you can bang her then ...
You: uuh ... <dead>
Stranger: awesome.... thanks man
Stranger: stupid fag, I got his wallet
władca lemurów [ Sackboy...Duży Sackboy ]
to był najlepszy jak do tej pory czat [143]
Matteo Lacca Capelli [ Konsul ]
Shaybeck -->> mistrz XD
tosiek2142 [ Fixxxer ]
You: Tits or GTFO
Stranger: hello future husband
You: how old?
Stranger: euhm like 20
You: skinny or fat?
Stranger: skinny ofc, I hate fat people
You: blonde or brunette?
You: or ginger?
Stranger: brunette ole
You: Big boobs or small boobs?
Stranger: very big......
You: photo please
You: doesnt have to be naked
Stranger: oke wait
Stranger:
You: fake
Stranger: fuck you, im not fake.
You: I want real photo
Stranger: oke, this is not very nice .. thank you
axel1 [ LaCroix ]
naprawdę dobry pomysł, ale niestety już widać jak dzieci z GOLa mówiące po polingliszu się dobrały :(
władca lemurów [ Sackboy...Duży Sackboy ]
ja jestem z tego polany ale swoich czatów nie uploaduje bo za dużo w nich wulgów
Kasha_Krk [ Konsul ]
WOW ;D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: what's up?
Stranger: nuffin
You: muffin?
Stranger: nothing
You: haha
Stranger: im bored, thats why im here
You: me oto
You: me too*
Stranger: hm where you from
You: poland
Stranger: cool
You: and you?
Stranger: beautiful women there ;)
You: yes:)
Stranger: austria
You: :)
Stranger: have you ever been to?
You: no
You: what is your name
Stranger: kevin, yours?
You: kate
Stranger: so you are a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dont missunderstand this question : how old are you xD
You: 16
Stranger: sweet 16 huh
hipppciu [ Konsul ]
wcale nie taki głupi ten czat, od jakieś godziny gadam z brazylijką :)
JanP_ [ MoonWalker ]
Zacząłem wyzywać jakiegoś gościa, a na koniec okazało się, że to polak. ;P
władca lemurów [ Sackboy...Duży Sackboy ]
no właśnie to jest najgłupsze , że każdy z kim czatujesz nazywa się Strangerem
Qverty [ Generaďż˝ ]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: asl
Stranger: you first
You: ok...im 17
You: im from poland
You: and im male
Stranger: im 14, from america
Stranger: i also am a chick
Stranger: how are you
You: good
You: and you?
Stranger: great
Stranger: whats the weirdest thing you do
You: am
Stranger: am?
You: strange question xD
Stranger: lol
You: i dont know
Stranger: well you tell me and il ltell you
You: ok
You: wait...im thinking now
Stranger: it can be sexual or nonsexual
You: what do you mean?
You: oh ok
Stranger: :)
You: oh...i dont know...you first xD
Stranger: umm
Stranger: ive seen my brothers penis before and got turned on
Stranger: i thought that was kinda weird
You: lol5 xD
Nie no ale akcja...amerykanie to świry xD
Broken_Heart [ Konsul ]
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Stranger: FUCK ME JESUS
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Shaybecki [ Shaybeck ]
najgorsze ? może i tak
najlepsze jest o że możesz gadać z tą osobą dwa razy na różne tematy i nie wiecie o tym
Gangstah [ Masz bober? ]
You: mm
Stranger: yum
You: wanna have sex ?
Stranger: nope
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You: siema
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Stranger: hello you :)
You: i can haz cheezberger ?
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You: hello there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :)
You: tell me something about you
Stranger: im 16 and male
Stranger: u?
You: i'm not gay ! FAG !
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wiesław2 [ Na HAXACH ! ]
[92]
Serek55 [ Sercio Polski ]
Stranger: I love chocolate <3
You: me too
Stranger: Good
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Suuuper.. :)
Max_101 [ Mów mi Max ]
You: fuckin' jews, watch out!
Stranger: i'm from israel
W tym samym czasie :D
EG2006_43991898 [ Nadworny krasnal ]
A to nie jest tak że on po prostu losowo łączy cie z inna osoba ?
simson__ [ Generaďż˝ ]
You: Luke, i am your father!
Stranger: c3po is overrated
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: strangulation
You: c3po is gay
Stranger: pouic pouic
Stranger: ziom
Stranger: c3po just died
You: he fucked r2d2
Stranger: yes we can
You: ;]
You: ziom >?
Stranger: usb dick
You: irde vagina
Stranger: ziom = noise of the vagina
Stranger: vagicleanator
You: lol
Stranger: 3000
You: fall back
You: its vaginazombie
Stranger: holy shit pussy everywhere
Stranger: hot in here
You: yes yes yes
Stranger: kill
Stranger: kill
Stranger: kill
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: honk
Stranger: honk
You: and cumshot
Stranger: damn
Stranger: honk honk
You: dong dong
Stranger: pix cumshot stickin in my eyes
Stranger: nosebleed
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: ring my ding ding dong
You: lol
Stranger: maximum bouyaka
You: yoyo
Stranger: buddy buy
Stranger: budybudydydydy
You: bundy ?
Stranger: buddybuddy
Stranger: blunty
Stranger: blunted everyday
You: ...
Stranger: .12
You: shit its 11 pm
You: i must go
Stranger: ha damned
You: narka yo niggazz
Stranger: yoo
JanP_ [ MoonWalker ]
You: polak?
Stranger: hi my love
Stranger: FUCK U
Stranger: FUCKIN
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: SHUT
Stranger: U
Stranger: MAAGAWE
Stranger: ftwe
Stranger: ftqwe
Stranger: t
Stranger: et
You: im not nigger
You: xD
Stranger: yes u are
Stranger: :D
xion [ Żołądkowa Gorzka ]
PADŁEM PADŁEM
You: Yo nigga
Stranger: Hello, would you like to learn about Islam?
Herman_ [ Shogun ]
I się rozłączył.
King Klick [ Konsul ]
Ten czat pewnie był normalny, az do dzisiaj kiedy to dzieciaczki z gola wbiły i zaczely robic burdel.
Warte przejrzenia jak sie dzieciarnia uspokoi i przejdzie jej trollowania na czacie.
Jeckyl [ Do zobaczenia ]
You: Hi
Stranger: heey
Stranger: asl?
You: What?
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: 15-25/Yes of course/Anywhere
You: U?
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Shaybecki [ Shaybeck ]
king klick - no co ty, gadałem z polakami i mówili że są z wykopu
Serek55 [ Sercio Polski ]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Say Hi!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: right
You: hello
You: what's up in real life?
Stranger: :0
Stranger: notjing special
Stranger: h
You: yeee me too..
Stranger: i;m going to bed soon
Stranger: :D
You: and what will you do?
Stranger: guess
Stranger: :P
You: sleep?
Stranger: thats too
Stranger: what time is it?
Stranger: in Your place
You: 22:55
Stranger: europe?;)
You: yes
Stranger: :D
You: and u?
Stranger: me too
You: from?
Stranger: maybe guess?
You: Poland? Great Britain? German? France? Spain?
Stranger: maybe we're living next door:D
You: ;p
Stranger: why Poland on first place:-)?
Stranger: wrr
You: Beacuse im from there
You: ^^
Stranger: your name?
You: Mariusz / nick Serek
You: Ser = Cheese
Stranger: to moze zacznijmy mowic po polsku :D kurde
You: heh :)
Stranger: to juz druga osoba z Polski
Stranger: :D
You: z GOL-a?
Stranger: yyy, a nie wiem co to
Stranger: :D
You: a takie forum :)
Stranger: a nie znam:)
You: :)
Stranger: nieźle
Stranger: smiesznie to wychodzi
You: hehe a no :D
Stranger: z jakiego miasta jestes?
You: Chorzów
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i u Was tez 22:55? hehehe
You: 23:00
You: :)
Stranger: no tak tak
Stranger: ale jak pisales byla 22:55
You: tak ale chciałe żeby było równiutkie
You: :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: tu 3 razy na wstepie ktos pisze i love chocolate
Stranger: i sie rozlacza, mialam tram 3 razy:)
You: nom, spotkalem taka osobe
Stranger: to chyba jakis spam czy cos
Stranger: nie wiem
Stranger: chore
You: who cares?
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: uczysz sie pracujesz?
You: ucze, 15 zim za mna
Stranger: to ucz sie ucz :P hehe
Stranger: za mną 26 i zaraz 27 :)
Stranger: lece spac zaraz bo nie wstane jutro:)
You: a gdzie pracujesz?
Stranger: chodzi o miejsce?
Stranger: czy firme:D
You: albo inaczej: jaki zawód wykonujesz :)
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: biurowa praca, analityczna specjalista ds obsl klientow bizn
Stranger: boring:D
You: aha :)
Stranger: :0
Stranger: to milego wieczoru Mariusz:)
You: Na razie....<name>
Stranger: papa :-)
Stranger: <Kasia>
Stranger: :-)
You: Aaaa :)
You: ok do Miłej Nocy Kasia
Stranger: wzajemnie;)
Stranger: pa
You: pa
Świat jest mały :)
fire [ Spacz ]
You: hiho
Stranger: Hoha
You: how are you?
Stranger: Fine
You: where are you from?
Stranger: From Tikitiki island
You: oh my god, this is real name?:D
You: if island?:D
You: of*
Stranger: Yap
You: sounds funny, sorry :D
Stranger: It's fine
Stranger: :
Stranger: :D
You: to what country depends this island?
You: or what language are you using?
You: i think it's not Tikitician :)
Stranger: Zealand
You: oh
Stranger: Well
Stranger: New Zealand infact
You: ok
Stranger: That´s not the point :D
Stranger: Where you from?
You: Poland
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Do you really have wooden adsl-modems in Poland?
You: LOL
You: who told you that?:D
Stranger: :<
Stranger: I just heard it :<
Kub$ki [ Generaďż˝ ]
You: Hi dude
Stranger: I am gay!
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I część druga:
You: You are Gay?
Stranger: Only on tuesdays
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3:
Stranger: isn´t this youporn? damnit .. fucking keyboard ...
You: :O
Stalker1 [ wkurzający typ ]
You: Male or female?
Stranger: male
Stranger: you
You: shemale
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Niszczy mózg!
palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
You: Male or female?
Stranger: female
Stranger: you?
You: shemale
Stranger: wicked
Stranger: ( o )( o )
You: O RLY?!
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palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
You: hi fucker!
Stranger: hi fucker!
You: you mother
You: !
Stranger: you mother
Stranger: !
You: LOL
Stranger: LOL
You: i am bitch
Stranger: i am bitch
You: i suck dick's george bush
Stranger: i suck dick's george bush
You: you ajax!
Stranger: you ajax!
You: YOU
Stranger: the game
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King Klick [ Konsul ]
palpe skończ waść...
palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
NIE NO tera to już nie mogę!
You: Человек горшок
Stranger: anal?
You: Человек горшок
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Kub$ki [ Generaďż˝ ]
1:
You: do you love me?
Stranger: yes
You: oh nice ;]
Stranger: but only in bed
2:
You: Do you love me in bed?
Stranger: yes
You: oh no!
Stranger: u r my baaaaaby
You: NO!!!!!!!
Stranger: YES!!!!
You: i am going to police!
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3:
You: Yoooo matherfacker!
Stranger: fuck you nigger
4:
You: male
Stranger: fuck
You: what?
Stranger: need to find girl
Stranger: later
5:
You: Hello!!
Stranger: GAY
6:
Stranger: gay porn
You: ok
Stranger: :)
You: take me!!
Stranger: ee
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HieN [ Pretorianin ]
Stranger: hi
You: i don't wanna say hi...
Stranger: why not?
You: why do i need to say hi?..
Stranger: well it's polite to say hi
Stranger: but sure if you prefer 'hello' more that will do :D
You: no... i don't want
Stranger: well okay you dont have to
You: allrigh
Stranger: so where r u?
You: so what do we need here to do?
You: i'm in my room
You: so?
Stranger: i think we have to talk a bit
You: because?
Stranger: i'm under YOUR bed
You: no wai..
Stranger: yees yees
Stranger: well this is a chat
You: i don't have a bed in my room..
You: :/
Stranger: what did you think this was?
Stranger: omg, i have mistaken :/
You: u think u are under my bed
You: but i think youre not
Stranger: well if you dont have a bed, i'm in a wrong house!
Stranger: that scares me a bit...
You: maybe u are in my little brother room?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: how old is he?
You: 3..
Stranger: !!!
You: pedo...
You: fuck:/
Stranger: geez...
Stranger: im in trouble
You: im calling police
You: what's your surname?
Stranger: no dont do that!
You: i must!
You: i really must!
Stranger: i will not harm your brother
You: be he's crying now!
Stranger: i just went under the wrong bed :(
You: but*
You: go out!
Stranger: come and get me!
You: or i'll slap you !
Stranger: ooh, i'm shaking
You: no wai.. youre pedo..
You: i dont even touch pedo..
You: go out please..
Stranger: okay i'll leave the house
You: and leave my dog in peace!
Stranger: omg you saw!
Stranger: that was nothing i'm not into animals! i swear!
You: but it likes you..
Stranger: noohh he he....he bites me arrgghhh!
You: no wai.. ive got pedodog
Stranger: NO WAY!
You: yes.. its true..
You: i going cut myself
Stranger: ok i'll leave now! you're sicken me!
Saul Hudson [ Senator ]
Ale z was głupki. Przed chwilą uciąłem sobie krótką pogawędkę z gościem ze Szwecji. Był normalny w przeciwieństwie do was
Vegetan [ Bździągw ]
Najgłupszy, bo jest anonimowy? Przegadałem z kimś (nawet nie wiem czy K czy M) z Francji miłą pogawędkę o historii i mam jego msn'a. Bardzo ciekawe.
not-so-easy [ Senator ]
No niestety, banda bachorów dorwała się do całkiem fajnej rzeczy i efekty są takie jak powyżej :/
Uciąłem sobie taką pogawędkę z kolesiem z UK, że nawet nie wiem kiedy zleciało te pół godziny...
Shaybecki [ Shaybeck ]
może zaraz się ludziom znudzi i się uspokoi
vegetan - hahaha ... koleś z francji też mi dawał MSN ale ja nie korzystam, ale fajnie się gadało nam
ten "mój" gadał o muzyce, jest DJ i lubi DnB
Sorcerer [ Konsul ]
To jest coś kapitalnego. Właśnie od godziny gadam z Francuzem i wielu ciekawych rzeczy można się dowiedzieć np. o polityce wewnętrznej Francji :).
Stranger: french people voted for sarkozy as president (he is not a socialist)... and for our local authorities, french people voted for socialist mayors !! Now, local taxes are increasing A LOT (due to socialist mayors) and people say "FUCK SARKOZY its his fault!!"
delstar [ Generaďż˝ ]
To chyba wygralo :
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Pro - wow a myslalem, ze to jakis automat a tu normalni ludzie ?
Pr0Gh0sT [ Jack Bauer ]
po co tak spamujecie -.- można tam normalnie pogadać ze spoko ludźmi a wy już syf robicie -.-
Ceran_19 [ Dr. Lou Bitch ]
Fajne to :) Bardzo miło rozmawiało mi się z Brazylijczykiem :) Prawie godzinę rozmawiałem z nim o piłce nożnej :P
Kravas [ Centurion ]
Stranger: Blurp
You: Blurp ?
Stranger: Blurp !
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
Stranger: Blurp
You: Are you sinking ?
Stranger: YES !!!
Stranger: HEELP
Halucyn89 [ Senator ]
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: you couuntry ?
Stranger: where from?
You: Iam Hungarian
Stranger: Holland
You: co powiesz ?
Stranger: szigiet
Stranger: sziget
Pierw udało sie ze polak, potem ze francuz, tutaj podpouche i tak nie wiem :D
Mr.Eko [ Assassin ]
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are u from
You: mozambique
Stranger: ok
Pajak_master [ Konsul ]
wlasnie zawarlem znajomosc z pewna brazylijką
KapCioch [ Generaďż˝ ]
Mnie poryło jak pewna lesbijka mi zdjęcie przysłała:o
Azerko [ Alone-in-the-wild ]
a ja skończyłem ciekawą rozmowe z amerykanką :)
palpe [ Mister Kartofel ]
Stranger: hello
You: milk
Stranger: cow
You: dog
Stranger: cat?
You: crocodile!~
Stranger: chamster!!!!!!!!
You: fish!!!!!1111oneoneone
Stranger: drunk monkey! twotwotwo
You: stupid donkey
Stranger: vagina laser
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Padniecie :D napiszcie cos do tego xD
quaku [ Konsul ]
Zajebiste! Od godziny już katuję.
kyaku_19 [ Pretorianin ]
[sprawdzanie umiejętności angielskiego mode - ON]
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: you dont wanna know
Stranger: yes, i want
You: you got to believe me
You: yo dont
Stranger: if i'm asking it's because i wanna know
You: the truf is you dont know what you want, cause you are controlled by some funky gay guy
You: im pretty sure you are
You: or some misterious power
Stranger: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: ALOKA
You: or you are simply kid ~10 years old
You: and you are a cheater
Stranger: and you are some stupid gay, or girl
You: i'm pretty sure you are
Stranger: guy*
Stranger: lalalala
Stranger: it's britney, bitch!
You: "leave britney alone!"
You: or maybe you are from some shitty country, wich is 100 years beyond Africa
You: aren't you?
Stranger: and you are arrogant, and don't know nothing about any shit
You: oh
You: really
You: yep
You: you got me
Stranger: asshole
You: no
You: it was a joke
You: or it wasn't
You: or it was...
You: or...
You: goddamn
You: i dunno
You: shit
You: i'm probably schizofrenick
Stranger: you are such an ass
Stranger: yes, you probably are
kyaku_19 [ Pretorianin ]
Wybaczcie, ale naprawdę to fajne jest.
You: milk
Stranger: hai
Stranger: hello milk
You: you mean "milk"?!
Stranger: yes
You: no shit...
Stranger: that white think to drink
Stranger: 'thing
You: i thought you mean "milk"
Stranger: that what i mean
Stranger: milk
You: but if it's "milk" that's cool
Stranger: it is milk lol
You: no!
You: it's "milk"?!!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thisis milk
Stranger: kurwa?
You: Swój!!!
Stranger: kurwa
Stranger: :D
You: hahaha
You: jak dobrze
Stranger: chciałęm zapytać swój czy wróg
You: wybacz
Stranger: spoko
Stranger: wykop?
You: GOLowicz?
Stranger: nie
You: nie
Stranger: pclab
Stranger: no to spadam szukać pojebów z us
Stranger: powodzenia
Stranger: cya
You: ja tez
You: nara
malyb89 [ 281-330-8004 ]
Stranger: yo dude
You: hallo!?
You: 'sup?
Stranger: nothing, you ?
You: i already finish learn to tomorrows lessons, good :)
You: from where u from?
Stranger: sweden, stockholm ;d you ?
You: sry for my english :)
You: poland :D
Stranger: hehe okej
Stranger: jävla polack -.-
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Wczoraj jakaś napalona Francuzka do mnie w jej ojczystym języku pisała :D
Cavca [ Generaďż˝ ]
Stranger: hi
You: ?
Stranger: you from ?
You: *******. And you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: what's your name ?
You: Peter
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lagol [ Centurion ]
Myślicie, że jesteście fajni jak tak wklejacie byle jaką rozmowę pokazującą, że nawet po angielsku rozmawiać nie potraficie?
hopkins [ Zaczarowany ]
Calkiem fajne ale to co Wy tam robicie to jest po prostu wstyd. Jesli ktos chce sobie porozmawiac niech wchodzi, bo na razie (2 rozmowy) nie natrafilem na zadnego idiote. Widac mam szczescie do nie nietrafiania na niektorych golowiczy.
Chrupenc [ Konsul ]
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Dude or chick?
Stranger: shemale
You: fuck
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: assfuck
You: Yeaaah
You: Don't forget to tuck in your dick
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Mr_Baggins [ Consigliere ]
Też myślałem, że to głupie - ale trafiłem na fajną rozmowę z dziewczyną z Anglii. Głupie stało się dopiero po wklejeniu linka tutaj.
hopkins [ Zaczarowany ]
Mr_Baggins spokojnie. Zaraz sie im znudzi. Wlasnie rozmawiam z jakim znudzonym informatykiem w pracy ;)
Behemoth [ Lateralus ]
[195] żal i dno...
Stranger: no to spadam szukać pojebów z us
Stranger: powodzenia
Stranger: cya
You: ja tez
You: nara
Herman_ [ Shogun ]
Właśnie godzinę gadałem z brazylijczykiem o komunie w Polsce i o polskich słówkach.
siurekm [ Szef wszystkich szefów ]
Ale czad
Mipari [ Generaďż˝ ]
Stranger: Due to recent abusive behaviour on omegle.com, we have implemented a one time verification system for certain users of the service. Our records show that the IP address range you are connected from has posted abusive messages recently.
Please enter a valid email address, followed by a password in the following format:
"[email protected]" : "password"
Ciekawe, czy ktoś się daje na to nabrać :)
Vidos [ Legend ]
Żeby wam się dzieci z tego nie porobiły.
A skoro już jesteśmy przy linkach na poziomie przedszkolnym, to polecam wam:
Sajonara internauci.
hopkins [ Zaczarowany ]
Vidos chyba nie wszedles na ta strone.
M'q [ Schattenjäger ]
Hopkins dokladnie:)
Gadalem juz kilkadziesiat razy. Zdarza sie sporo durnych osob, ale czasami mozna przeprowadzic ciekawa rozmowe z 'obcym':)
Vidos [ Legend ]
hopkins - przeciwnie, racją pobytu na tej stronie była by dłuższą konwersacją z osobą inteligentną, to tak jak i www.magda, coś tam, coś tam, to totalne dno.
litlat [ (A)//(E) ]
Vidos - zaliczyłem 4 dłuższe rozmowy z inteligentymi osobami. Brazylijczyk, Anglik, dziewczyna z RPA (RPAnka?!) i Szwedka. A tylko 6 razy próbowałem. :P
Vidos [ Legend ]
Debile cię omijają, BRAWO !
hopkins [ Zaczarowany ]
Vidos ja teraz odbywam 3 rozmowe i trwa juz spory kawal czasu, wiec to chyba Ty przyciagasz debili.
Vidos [ Legend ]
Ja nie odbywam rozmów i mam spokój z debilami, a Ty ?
malyb89 [ 281-330-8004 ]
Heheh, właśnie skończyłem ponad dwugodzinną pogawedkę z 21 Angielką Sally. Z poczatku wiadomo, wygląd, zainteresowania, imie itp. Ale jak juz sie rozkręcilismy to wyszło na to że masturbowała się uzywając gadżetów myśląc o mnie... Geezz, na odchodnym maila dała, ale wexcie przestańcie...
W międzyczasie była też normalna 23 letnia Brazylijka Nanda :P też zostawiła maila, ale nie użyje bo i po co? Żeby nie daj Boże jakiś spam, albo jakieś hujowe wirusy dostawać...
hopkins [ Zaczarowany ]
Vidos ja odbywam i tez mam spokoj. Przynajmniej wiem o czym mowie :)
Vidos [ Legend ]
To przynajmniej masz z tego jakiś pożytek, bo u mnie plecą bzdury.
Chrupenc [ Konsul ]
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You: Hi! :)
Stranger: HI!=========)
You: How are you? ^^
Stranger: I have a long face
Stranger: 'cause my dog died.
Stranger: in a cander
Stranger: under my car tires.
Stranger: cancer*
You: Hmm, that's sad
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: I'm Jakke
Stranger: Hello, Sorry.
Stranger: PC?
You: What PC?
Stranger: web pc, of course
You: I don't know what i mean
You: what you)
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i have speakers in my pc :P:P:P
Stranger: i like mucis
Stranger: classical music
You: Hmm classical is OK.
You: Better than hip hop and techno shit.
Stranger: techno sucks ass
You: Yeah, music needs a meaning
Stranger: like a vacuum cleaner
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i also like to use pc web
Stranger: and internets
You: I listen to punk and metal
Stranger: misfits?
You: Megadeth, metallica, guns and roses
You: and much more
Stranger: I bend metal for living
Stranger: i'm a superior on a metal workshop
You: :D
You: How old are you?
Stranger: eighthundredandfiftytwo
You: im sixhundredandsixtysix then.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you're pretty old then
You: Yup
Stranger: YUP is a finnish band
Stranger: and it sucks ass
You: Didn't know that.
You: You know Frideric Chopin>
You: ?
Stranger: No
You: He's classical compositor from my country
You: He lived in XIX
You: You should check it out if you like this music
Stranger: i'll do that
You: Heh, so many idiots on omegle
You: Many spambots and stupid kids.
Stranger: I haven't run into any spambots yet
You: i ran 3 times into a guy who say "I <3 chocolate" and disconnects
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I heard about shit site just today
Stranger: shit=this
Stranger: typo
You: Yeah, same here
Stranger: How can I typo a word "this" in to a "shit" :D
You: :D
Stranger: I guess I use the word "shit" more than the word "this"
You: Same here, and i call every guy on the world "Fag" or "idiot". I got used to it.
Stranger: Yeah, it's kind a habit
You: Bad habit, but it's hard to leave it
Stranger: Yep, especially when you open your mouth wrong time at the wrong place
You: Last time i did it at sight of my mother
You: That was a MISTAKE
You: very BIG mistake.
Stranger: So you live with your mom, you should respect your mom
You: I do respect her. I know she love me even when we are bad to each other
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what it the time in your location
You: 21:05
Stranger: its 22:05 in here
You: Europe?
Stranger: yup
You: Wich country?
Stranger: finland
You: Heh nice
Stranger: where are you
You: In poland
Stranger: poland women, they are so beautiful, don't you think
Stranger: oh god
You: Yeaah they are
You: Do you know Dudesons? they life in finland
You: It's awesome country
You: live*
Stranger: Warsow is Poland's capital city?
You: Warsaw, yes
Stranger: *saw, yea
Stranger: Is it hard to travel as an tourist to see the auschwitz ruins. I have always wanted to go there
Stranger: from warsaw
You: Yeah, it is. I was in germany once. Terrible country, terrible people, and last but not least - TERRIBLE FOOD.
You: Warsaw is over - populated city, It's hard to live there. I live in gdańsk, i have 1km to Baltic Sea
Stranger: You asked earlier about the dudesons
Stranger: yes i know them
You: They are funny
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I've seen them couple of times IRL
You: My favorite was about Mr. Hitler and pooing into his mail box
Stranger: :D
Stranger: that shit was fanny
Stranger: tunny*
You: I once pissed into soup in school
You: Small kids eaten it
You: that was GROSS but funny xD
Stranger: what the hell :D
Stranger: yeah, I've done some stupid things in my life too
You: Like?
You: I'd like to hear :d
Stranger: Once as a child me and my buddies were swimming, and suddently we were in the middle of a SHIT war.
Stranger: We threw shit on each other :D
You: Lol, i thrown shit into someones window
You: HE DIDN'T CLEAN IT FOR 8 HOURS
Stranger: :D
Stranger: must have been a nice smell
Stranger: stink
You: Yeahh :d
You: and we have soap in toilets in my school
You: i pissed there.s
You: someone washed hands with it :D
You: and i pissed on a small toy, and placed it on a window... on next lesson, SOMEONE taken it ;d
Stranger: the basic situation in a club is that you take an empty bottle, go to toilet and piss it completely full.. then put it on some table
Stranger: then you just wait 'till some greedy bastard takes that bottle and takes a good sip from it :D
You: We have many alcohol - addicted children in my city. After drinking all of the beer, we are making same thing like you described. Stupid kids drink it :D
Stranger: Haha
a rozmowa dalej trwa. spoko ludzie jednak są.
axel1 [ LaCroix ]
Chrupenc, fajnie, ale nie szczaj do butelek.
Cliffton The Second [ Pretorianin ]
Stranger: hello
You: hey hi hello
Stranger: do you have updog?
You: updog?
Stranger: yes
You: I don't know what it is
Stranger: do you have updog?
You: so i propably don't have it
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: do you have updog?
Stranger: answer the question please
You: yes i have!!!!!
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Damn it :/
Chrupenc [ Konsul ]
[219] Masz jakieś kompleksy? Idź sobie zwalić.
tankem3 [ sergant Hale ]
heh, to zajebiste
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Stranger: HELLO
You: hi
Stranger: WHERE YOU FROM?:
You: from my mother :-)
You: propably ;-[
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I LIKE YOU, VERY FUNNY
Stranger: COUNTRY?
You: Poland
You: you?
Stranger: HUM, I´M FROM BRAZIL
Stranger: MALE? A KIND OFF?
You: male
You: I think
Stranger: HUM
You: how can I recognise it?
Stranger: GOOD, I THINK I´M MALE TOO
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: HAVE U A PENIS?
You: where?
Stranger: THE MIDLE OF YOUR LEGS
You: let's see...
Stranger: AND?
You: yep... there is little one :-D
Stranger: BIG ONE BOY!
You: yupi !
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA
You: okay...
You: so... do you smoke?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: AND U?
You: I don't :-(
You: drink?(beer)
Stranger: HUM
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: AND YOU?
You: yep
Stranger: HAVE SEX?
You: yes
You: i told you i am male
You: joke xD
Stranger: SOMETIMES DON´T DO
You: good to hear y
King Klick [ Konsul ]
Troche hołota odpuściła wieczorowa pora i teraz udało mi sie przeprowadzic ciekawa rozmowe z kolesiem z Finlandii. W sumie to rozmowa caly czas trwa i mozna troche zajac czas ;)
k4m [ kamikadze ]
trochę infantylne, ale nie miałem innego pomysłu na konwersację ;]
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Stranger: where did you come from?
You: hi dude!
Stranger: Where did you go
Stranger: I'm a girl
You: i'm a pedo bear
You: from Belarus
Stranger: your from bfc?
You: kepasa?
Stranger: I'm not pedo material I'm 19
You: likeit
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Stranger: you?
You: yeah
Stranger: a/s
You: that my pic from last holidays
You: i was trying to rape someone
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: The thought of two guys wrestling makes my pussy sauce up like a chilito
You: rly?
You: thats amazing
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: I love getting my pussy pounded.
Stranger: Everyone thinks im this little innocent niave church girl.
Stranger: do you like to cyber?
You: a lot
Stranger: What do you like to do?
You: naughty girl!
Stranger: Very
Stranger: I like to do it all
Stranger: oral
Stranger: anal
You: ok gtg cheers
Stranger: canlde wax
You: you're mental
Stranger: haiku
You: btw
Stranger: fisting
BEER Share [ Pretorianin ]
Cóż powiedzmy że tego nie skomentuje.... :D
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You: hi
Stranger: salut
You: knock knock
Stranger: knacki ?
You: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: english ?
You: im looking for people who want to make love with my dog
Stranger: with dog
Stranger: x3
You: he is paying 800$ for one hour
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and
You: ok
Stranger: me with your dog ?
You: yea
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what is it ?
Stranger: bulldog ?
You: no
You: rotweiller
Stranger: ow yes
Stranger: i am a girl
You: he is pretty hot
Stranger: it's good ?
Stranger: yessss
You: he is a male
You: yeah
Stranger: oh yes
You: he have loooong dick
Stranger: and me my dog and you ?
You: no
Stranger: owwww
Stranger: yeeeeesss
Stranger: why ?
You: because he dont paid me
Stranger: you fuck me with your dog
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i suxk you ?
You: yes
Stranger: ow yes
Stranger: and your dog fuck me
You: you want to photo of my dog?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and of his dick
You:
You: this is not real dick
You: this photo was making 3 years ago
You: now he have bigger
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ow
Stranger: y fuck my ass
Stranger: with his big dick
Stranger: i love it
You: you are virgin?
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: my dog love it
Stranger: when ?
Stranger: ooooow
You: tommorow
You: six PM
Stranger: ow yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i will suck your dog
You: But he have problem
You: he forget condom
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: condom ?
Stranger: durex ?
You: yes
Stranger: ow
Stranger: no it a problem
Stranger: for me
You: :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :O
You: because he made some childs
Stranger: not with me
Stranger: :)
You: yea right :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: good
Stranger: i go to sleep
You: ok
Stranger: tomorow
Stranger: :)
You: see you tommorow
Stranger: x3
You: bye
Stranger: yes
hopkins [ Zaczarowany ]
BEER Share jedyne zdanie w ktorym nie zrobiles bledu to chyba hi :)
radeon2400 [ Konsul ]
You: h1
Stranger: WASSUP? nigga
You: xD
You: you are idiot ???
Stranger: a bit
radeon2400 [ Konsul ]
Stranger: Привет
You: utorrent
You: xD
Gepard206 [ Final Fantasy 7 ]
You: h
Stranger: hi
You: whats up ?
Stranger: nothing
You: you are men /women ?
Stranger: men
You: who?
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Tasak221 [ Pretorianin ]
You: your ass is dirty
Stranger: True, true :(
Coco Chanel [ Legionista ]
C za rozmowa, hahahahaha :D
You: hi there?
Stranger: hi here
You: are you okey?
You: couse you look wierd
Stranger: o, can you see me?
You: yeah and you dont seem well...
You: hope you are fine?
Stranger: ok, where are you?
You: im here
Stranger: maybe I can see you
You: just behind you
You: hello :)
Stranger: oh, ou scared me
Stranger: hi
You: sorry
You: didnt mean to scare you :)
Stranger: next time you nock on the door before you're behind me
You: well you know...
You: i feel like at home :)
Stranger: me too
You: so..
Stranger: but i'm home so thats ok
You: why you dressing all this wierd stuff?
Stranger: its not wierd
You: dude
Stranger: it do that every evening
You: you better not go outside dressed like this
Stranger: and you better not get outside with a sock over your head
You: ehh i got me
Stranger: don't worry, i'll stay here
You: who told you i do!
You: :)
Stranger: eh, your stading behind me with a sock over year head...
You: its not a sock
Stranger: what is it?
You: its my new hairstyle
Stranger: im sure its a sock
You: no its not
You: just smell it...
Stranger: *snif*
You: does it smell like a sock?
Stranger: yuck, it smells
Stranger: it smells like...
You: huh i know, but u just smelled my sock!!!!
You: i got u
Stranger: I told you it was a sock
You: now you know it for sure
You: :
You: :)
Stranger: thnks, I was afraid it was your hair
Stranger: and I hoped you didn't paint your hair pink
You: why not, pink is a nice colour
Stranger: depends
Stranger: only if you are a girl
You: yepp
Stranger: I only see a sock so I can't see
You: and it says a man sitting in a pink dress on his chair
Stranger: yeah... so?
Stranger: im home :)
You: home sweet home
You: but
Stranger: do you want me to change?
You: you never know whose right behind you
You: huh
Stranger: to change in something else then a pink dress
You: no you can stay that way
You: i gotr used to it
Stranger: thats fast
You: maybe thats becouse i like pink
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: can you give me my pink hat?
Stranger: it's right there on the table
You: where r u from, u strange man dressed pink? ;)
Stranger: holland
You: cool
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: strange girl
You: now i know why do you dress pink :)
You: huh
Stranger: :P
Stranger: your not a girl?
You: im from poland
You: girl :)
You: are you a gay?
Stranger: coooooooooooooool
Stranger: no
You: hm
You: dude, thats wierd
Stranger: why should i be gay?
You: you and all this pink stuff
You: you scare the hell out of me
Stranger: yeah well, its just my fettisch
Stranger: and you just told me you where used to it
You: but not now as i see you in this pink hat
You: i was better before
Stranger: o, im sorry
Stranger: this better?
You: yup
Stranger: :)
You: now we can talk :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you want to discuss something?
You: do you smoke some funny things there in holland?
You: ya know...
You: mary jane
Stranger: o you meen the grass
Stranger: jane -> tarzan
Stranger: can i call you jane?
You: if you have to
Stranger: ok jane, me tarzan
You: :D
You: sorry
Stranger: hold on, I change into a tiger-printed shorts to make it feel real
You: you cant be a tarzan
Stranger: why not?
You: becouse of this pink clothes
You: but its okety if you change
Stranger: :)
Stranger: can you change in a white dress
Stranger: ?
Stranger: its better then a sock over your head
You: i like my sock anyway
You: but okey, i will change
Stranger: plz do it for me
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: ok... now what?
Stranger: wait, I'll swing by to save you from an evil monkey
You: now we look like idiots playing trazan and jane...
You: monkeys
Stranger: ok, more monkeys
You: only not them!
Stranger: I'll wait till yuo scream
Stranger: then I swing by
You: i was drinking with them last saturday
You: i owe them money
You: they cant see me
Stranger: your in the jungle baby, every critter can see you
You: fuck
You: so what shall i do?
Stranger: scream, and i'll save you
You: alright
Stranger: or, maybe we can just hide...
You: but you dont know what does it mean to mess with monkeys
Stranger: yes I know...
Stranger: and if i do i run like hell
You: so youre not a real tarzan!
Stranger: no... not really :(
You: i knew it
Stranger: I wanted you to think im the real one, but im not...
You: must be a gay in this pink clothes <lol>
Stranger: well... what about the monkeys?
Stranger: we can join em for a drink...
You: okey, so what do you do in your life stranger?
You: monkeys...
You: lets just forgot about them for a sec
Stranger: :p
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im a plane normal guy
Stranger: for living I work as a software engineer
Stranger: and u?
You: im a student
Stranger: well, what would you suspect on a site like this:P
You: i just love my sock ;)
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: well, next time you knock before walking in here :P
Stranger: so hows your easter-day today?
You: 2 easter bunnies killed
You: poor bunnies
You: hope they are okey in their bunnies-heaven
Stranger: did they hide the eggs or could you just grab em?
You: it just was their time
You: last hour, you know
Stranger: ah ok...
You: they saw the calendar and they hide
Stranger: they where to quick for for me
You: but i found them
Stranger: I had to search for the eggs
Stranger: and the bunnies escaped
You: you failed
Stranger: yup...
You: why did you let the bunnies escape?
Stranger: I was to slow
You: now they will tell everyone
You: about your pink clothes
Stranger: and the sledgehammer was too heavy
Stranger: I didn't ran afther them in my pink clothes
You: you should try another tool
You: really?
Stranger: i was naked
You: i thought i saw you running on youtube..
Stranger: ... maybe that was last year
You: must be last year
You: you were definietly dressed pink
Stranger: yeah last year I was, damn
Stranger: someone taped my
Stranger: me*
Stranger: I hope no one taped me this year
You: yup
You: 12000 views alredy
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I feel ashamed
You: hey dude, its XXI century!
You: everything is on youtube
You: dont worry
Stranger: i mean... I'm running around in a pink dress, and now i'm sitting here dressed up as tarzan...
You: its fine
You: i know its sound wierd
Stranger: and I failed to kill the bunnie
You: maybe thath how it was written....
Stranger: do you have the bunnies? maybe we can have em for dinner
You: now the bunny will return and it will kill you
Stranger: o, no, I don't beleve in killer bunnies
You: i have eliminated the bunnies already
You: there is nothing alse
You: you better do dude
You: i didnt believe in them too
Stranger: tonight I will kill the bunnies
Stranger: if I see em
You: they are even worse than all this fukcing monkeys
You: btw
Stranger: i don't believe that
Stranger: do you believe in zombies?
You: zombies?
You: duuuude
You: i know a lot of them!
Stranger: yeah, i mean, if you kill the bunnies they can come back as zombie and still kill you
You: nooo
You: zombie wouldnt do that
Stranger: yes they would
You: was on a barbecue with zombies last sunday - they seem to be okey
You: alive bunnies - crippy
Stranger: oh ok...
You: but
Stranger: well, most zombies meen no harm, but you know... some are out there what want to zombify the world
You: no way
Stranger: yes way, im telling you
You: zombies have good intentions
You: you must be talking bout the vampires!
Stranger: I know some zombies are out there that are bad...
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: didn't you see the movies and stuff about them?
Stranger: it's not just entertainment, it's for real
You: well, you know, there are always some exceptions
Stranger: i mean, how can they tape that
You: how?
Stranger: yeah, al the movies, it it wasn't real they could not make a movie
You: why not?
You: you can make a movie using your cell phone for example
You: dude, its XXI century!
You: huh
Stranger: yes i know, but a zombie must eat someones head before you can tape it
Stranger: you can't fake it
You: dude, you scare the hell out of me
Stranger: im sorry
You: never thought of zombies in that way
Stranger: i didn't mean to scare you
You: maybe i should stop making barbecue with them
Stranger: o no, most of them are good
Stranger: btw, you like some tea?
You: sure, thanks
Stranger: what flavor?
You: lemon is ok
Stranger: :) I like lemon
Stranger: want a cookie?
You: no thanks
You: im full
Stranger: :) then I have 2 cookies
You: go ahead :)
Stranger: thnx
Stranger: next time you might have my cookie
You: will remind u
You: :)
Stranger: so... anything special going on?
You: not really
You: just waiting for things to happen
Stranger: me too
Stranger: what did you have for dinner today?
You: cake
You: mazurek if you know what that is
Stranger: this one?
You: exactly :)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I had groumet
Stranger: all sorts of meat
You: yummy
Stranger: yeah it was nice
You: well stranger...
You: it was a really nice conversation, but i have to go now :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: was nice talking to you
You: yeah, for me too :)
Stranger: guess I never see you around
You: you never know
Stranger: true
You: better dump all this wierd pink stuff ;)
Stranger: well, don't forget the guy in the pink dress :p
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :)
You: i wont ;)
You: c ya
Stranger: c ya
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Jamkonorek [ Jandulka ]
Stranger: soup
You: Hi bitch :)
You: sorry i need a bitch
You: i must fuck
Stranger: well im a dude so
You: my penis need this !
You: give me your ass, plz !
Stranger: im a veteran
Stranger: my legs got blown up
Stranger: including my ass
Pvt. Creak [ Criav ]
You: !
Stranger: O=
You: >$<
Stranger: o3o
You: don't draw pictures on my tv!
You: shame on you!
You: go to your room!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: sorry!
You: beg for mercy!
Stranger: Im sooo sorry! >.<
You: good
You: you're my minion
Stranger: k
You: where r u from, minion?
Stranger: Texas
You: oh, Chuck Norris the Texas Ranger?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yush
You: "'Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you"
szybko się poddał/a
ereyty [ Bragiel ]
Przecież to zwykły czat. Myślałem, że to jakiś program, coś w stylu bota, który ma jakieś śmieszne odpowiedzi.
Większość rozmów, jak to na każdym czacie, kończy się na wymieniu how are you, chwili ciszy i rozłączeniu jednej ze stron.
Jamkonorek [ Jandulka ]
Stranger: Hello, Female / Male?
You: Gay :)
You: halo ?
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Ow3d
Duriii [ Centurion ]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I hope, that you`re normal :P
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 male Poland
Stranger: ah shit poland sucks
Stranger: polish people sucks
Stranger: stop coming to spain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
zanim zdążyłem odpisać rozłączył się. A tak poza tym tam od groma tam Brazylijczyków i "parę" debili. Ale za to na Polaka trafiłem, niestety nie z GOL-a :( Fajny sposób na spotkanie ciekawych ludzi :)
tankem3 [ sergant Hale ]
nie działa
godzina mojej żałoby
Blizz4rd [ Pretorianin ]
Działa :D
boskijaro [ Nowoczesny Dekadent ]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!
You: luigi ?
Stranger: YEAH!!
Stranger: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU!!
You: i'm ok
You: finally rescued princess
You: she made a pie for me
You: bowser was really hard son of a bitch
You: but i beat him
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: I'm il
Stranger: ill*
You: what's wrong?
Stranger: In my houze >.<
Stranger: my noize
Stranger: >.<
You: try eat some goomba
You: or mushroom
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: OHHHH!
Stranger: IM BIGGER NOW!!
Stranger: Muahahaha!
You: that's good!
Stranger: and my noize are good now!!
Stranger: yay!!
You: cause i really want to fuck with somebody
You: and because u're big
You: maybe ...
You: we could?
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: My big dick!
Stranger: Muahahaha!!
You: yes
You: that's what i meant
You: D
Stranger: umm
Stranger: go then
Stranger: in my house or in your house?
Stranger: D:
You: your
You: i like darkness
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: me too
You: canals
Stranger: can you go here wizz peach?
Stranger: yep or not?
You: sry i could'nt stop myself
You: and i masturbated
You: :(
Stranger: T_T
Stranger: Bye then
Stranger: D:
Stranger: see yuu later!
You: maybe in another game
You: on wii
Stranger: your nick?
Stranger: Luigi D:
You: mario_big_dick
You: msg me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: [email protected] is my msn ;)
Stranger: add me :)
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ale poryte :D
mr 45 [ Hero of the Wastelands ]
Dopiero po 5 próbach, rozmówca nie rozłączył się po pytaniu ,,you're a bot?''
mr 45 [ Hero of the Wastelands ]
Kolejny fajny
blood [ Killing Is My Business ]
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: are you a male or female?
You: female
Stranger: ya, right
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Damian1539 [ Senator ]
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im gay
You: im too
Stranger: cool
Stranger: from?
You: Poland
Stranger: me too 1
Stranger: !*
You: Do you speak Polish? ^^
Stranger: allways
You: say it something in Polish
Stranger: matafaka
Thermometrr [ Konsul ]
You: yO ;d
Stranger: bjs
You: Łot?
You: Fak ju!
You: Noo way
Stranger: 你
You: o RlY?
You: Yeah!
You: I know
You: Baj Baj
kubicBSK [ Senator ]
Nie wiem, jak u Was, ale u mnie coraz rzadziej zdarzają się osoby nienormalne:)
Jim Raynor [ I'm On Fire ]
You: hiho
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 10, male, poland
Stranger: later dude
Fajne :)
tankem3 [ sergant Hale ]
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Kyle_ [ Chor��y ]
Stranger: Hey
You: HOLA
You: TACOS?
Stranger: SURE THING ;d
You: NAO
Stranger: YES
You: ITS UR ROOM?
Stranger: YES IT IS
You: CLEAN IT THEN
Stranger: SHEEP
You: WOLF
You: PWND.
Stranger: TREX PWND
You: WHALE?
Stranger: UNIVERSE
You: FACK ;/
Stranger: AND BEYOND :P
You: TWO UNIVERSES Xd
Stranger: INFINTE UNIVERSES
Stranger: :P
You: AIII
Stranger: YOU CANTHAVE INFINTE PLUS 1
Stranger: HBTW
Stranger: *BTW
You: WHY NOT
You: IT SHOULD BE FINE TO HAVE EVEN TWO INFINITES
Stranger: BECAUSE I AM THE UNIVERSE AND YOU CANNOT ADD ONE TO ME
You: THAT COULD BE POSSIBLE
Stranger: YES, VERY POSSIBLE
You: BUT THERE MUST BE SOME WAY AROUND IT
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: NOPE, THERE IS NO WAY AROUND A UNIVERSE
Stranger: ONLY THROUGH IT xD
You: HMM, IM BLACK HOLE THEN_/
You: AND I EAT UNIVERSES
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: BLACK HOLES ARE PART OF THE UNIVERSE, ITS WHERE ALL THE CRAP COMES OUT