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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
Spamalot
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot
szukam bratniej duszy...
Wilkol4k [ Pretorianin ]
WTF?
Xaltorun [ Krusnik ]
Czy trzeba posiadać jakąś wielką wiedzę, żeby załapać o co Maziowi chodzi?
Herr Flick [ Wyjątek Krytyczny ]
Jak to WTF?? Nasz rycerz widocznie ma doła bo mu faza odjechała na rumaku w siną dal...
Lecz nie martw się dzielny Lancelocie,
faza wróci - na kocie :D
The LasT Child [ MPO GoorkA ]
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
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Kharman [ ]
Mazio --> tylko nie pisz czasem, że byłeś na przedstawieniu bo ja sie od jakichś trzech miesięcy wybieram i albo nie mam czasu albo pieniędzy.
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
The LasT Child - jesteś moją bratnią duszą! :)
Kharman - nie... zakupiłem dobre wina i kolekcję filmów Monty Phytonów na DVD
Conroy [ Dwie Szopy ]
Rozumiem Cię Maziu.
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Lovely spam!
Wonderful spam!
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Herr Flick [ Wyjątek Krytyczny ]
Hmmm - widzę więc chyba,że jeszcze nie dorosłem do interpretacji Mazia.
Siodłam więc konia i odjeżdżam sam :)
Spapam spapam spapam...
Xaltorun [ Krusnik ]
Mazio - polecam "Holy grail" i "Life of Brian" - Monty Python :) Są jedynymi 'Pythonami' jakie oglądałem ale są świetne:P
wysia [ Senator ]
Xaltorun --> Mam przeczucie, ze Mazio widzial Holy Graila Pythonow, ta piosenka z pierwszego posta jest wlasnie z tego filmu...:)
Ward [ Senator ]
python jest fajny
a w niektórych filmach sa fajne efekty ;->
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
Komary rypią, przejdźmy do środka
Czesiek_Alcatraz [ Senator ]
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
dobranoc
pozwoliliście mi uwierzyć znowu w GOLa :)
le razem dróg przebytych
ile ścieżek przedeptanych
ile deszczów , ile śniegów
wiszących nad latarniami
ile listków , ile rozstań
ciężkich godzin w miastach wielu
i znów upór , żeby powstać
i znów iść i dojść do celu
ile w trudzie nieustannym
wspólnych zmartwień , wspólnych dążeń
ile chlebów rozkrajanych
pocałunków ? schodków? książek?
oczy twe jak piękne świece
a w sercu żródło promienia
więc ja chciałbym twoje serce
ocalić od zapomnienia
u twych ramion płaszcz powisa
krzykliwy , z lesnego ptactwa
długi przez cały korytarz
przez podwórze , aż gdzie gwiazda Wenus
a tyś lot i górność chmur
blask wody i kamienia
chciałbym oczu twoich chmurność
ocalić od zapomnienia.
dzięki
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
dobranoc
ps. niestety większość z zakupionych dziś filmów jest pozbawiona polskich napisów, jeśli temat nie zniknie będę miał jutro parę pytań odnośnie sztuki obcowania z dvd na kompie do znawców.
zarith [ ]
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
hctkko [ The Prodigy ]
Arthur: No, on second thought, let's not go to this topic. 'Tis a silly place.
Xaltorun [ Krusnik ]
Wysia - Naprawde? Nie wiedziałem:D Dawno temu Holy Grail oglądałem :P
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
mam pytanie - spróbuję tutaj:
czy znacie jakiś program w którym można by do przegranego z oryginału na dysk filmu dodać polskie napisy?
(odpowiedź Ni zreplikuję IT :P)
xion [ Jigga ]
post nr. 15 xD świetne! xD
hctkko [ The Prodigy ]
Mazio >>
oto strona z calutką instrukcją:
Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]
dzięki
pablo397 [ sport addicted ]
zarith --> jedna z moich ulubionych scen, nasmialem sie co niemiara. w ogole cala sekwencja w zamku jest swietna
griz636 [ Jimmi ]
Oto mój ulubiony sketch
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FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You're right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was right.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!
hctkko [ The Prodigy ]
Mnie rozwalają wszystkie ich skecze... a ten jest trochę bez sensu, ale go uwielbiam za dwie ostatnie linijki :) chociaż to trzeba obejrzeć, żeby zobaczyć genialną grę aktorską :D
Man: Officer i put my coat down on a bench and my wallets been stolen
Police Officer: Well did you see anyone about?
Man: No
Officer: Well im afraid there's very little i can do
......
Man: Would you like to come over to my place?
Officer: Yeh Okay.
o, mam: