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12.05.2007
00:54
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

Spamalot

We're knights of the round table

We dance when e're we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impecc-able

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam alot



szukam bratniej duszy...

12.05.2007
00:57
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Wilkol4k [ Pretorianin ]

WTF?

12.05.2007
01:00
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Xaltorun [ Krusnik ]

Czy trzeba posiadać jakąś wielką wiedzę, żeby załapać o co Maziowi chodzi?

12.05.2007
01:01
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Herr Flick [ Wyjątek Krytyczny ]

Jak to WTF?? Nasz rycerz widocznie ma doła bo mu faza odjechała na rumaku w siną dal...
Lecz nie martw się dzielny Lancelocie,
faza wróci - na kocie :D

12.05.2007
01:02
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The LasT Child [ MPO GoorkA ]

Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!


--

12.05.2007
01:04
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Kharman [ ]

Mazio --> tylko nie pisz czasem, że byłeś na przedstawieniu bo ja sie od jakichś trzech miesięcy wybieram i albo nie mam czasu albo pieniędzy.

12.05.2007
01:07
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

The LasT Child - jesteś moją bratnią duszą! :)

Kharman - nie... zakupiłem dobre wina i kolekcję filmów Monty Phytonów na DVD

12.05.2007
01:09
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Conroy [ Dwie Szopy ]

Rozumiem Cię Maziu.

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

Lovely spam!
Wonderful spam!

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

12.05.2007
01:10
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Herr Flick [ Wyjątek Krytyczny ]

Hmmm - widzę więc chyba,że jeszcze nie dorosłem do interpretacji Mazia.
Siodłam więc konia i odjeżdżam sam :)

Spapam spapam spapam...

12.05.2007
01:11
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Xaltorun [ Krusnik ]

Mazio - polecam "Holy grail" i "Life of Brian" - Monty Python :) Są jedynymi 'Pythonami' jakie oglądałem ale są świetne:P

12.05.2007
01:16
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wysia [ Senator ]

Xaltorun --> Mam przeczucie, ze Mazio widzial Holy Graila Pythonow, ta piosenka z pierwszego posta jest wlasnie z tego filmu...:)

12.05.2007
01:20
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Ward [ Senator ]

python jest fajny
a w niektórych filmach sa fajne efekty ;->

12.05.2007
01:28
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

Komary rypią, przejdźmy do środka

12.05.2007
01:30
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Czesiek_Alcatraz [ Senator ]

12.05.2007
01:37
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

12.05.2007
01:45
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

dobranoc
pozwoliliście mi uwierzyć znowu w GOLa :)

le razem dróg przebytych
ile ścieżek przedeptanych
ile deszczów , ile śniegów
wiszących nad latarniami

ile listków , ile rozstań
ciężkich godzin w miastach wielu
i znów upór , żeby powstać
i znów iść i dojść do celu

ile w trudzie nieustannym
wspólnych zmartwień , wspólnych dążeń
ile chlebów rozkrajanych
pocałunków ? schodków? książek?
oczy twe jak piękne świece
a w sercu żródło promienia
więc ja chciałbym twoje serce
ocalić od zapomnienia

u twych ramion płaszcz powisa
krzykliwy , z lesnego ptactwa
długi przez cały korytarz
przez podwórze , aż gdzie gwiazda Wenus
a tyś lot i górność chmur
blask wody i kamienia
chciałbym oczu twoich chmurność
ocalić od zapomnienia.


dzięki

12.05.2007
03:41
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

dobranoc

ps. niestety większość z zakupionych dziś filmów jest pozbawiona polskich napisów, jeśli temat nie zniknie będę miał jutro parę pytań odnośnie sztuki obcowania z dvd na kompie do znawców.

12.05.2007
04:04
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zarith [ ]

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

12.05.2007
09:39
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hctkko [ The Prodigy ]

Arthur: No, on second thought, let's not go to this topic. 'Tis a silly place.

12.05.2007
10:10
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Xaltorun [ Krusnik ]

Wysia - Naprawde? Nie wiedziałem:D Dawno temu Holy Grail oglądałem :P

12.05.2007
14:28
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

mam pytanie - spróbuję tutaj:

czy znacie jakiś program w którym można by do przegranego z oryginału na dysk filmu dodać polskie napisy?

(odpowiedź Ni zreplikuję IT :P)

12.05.2007
14:55
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xion [ Jigga ]

post nr. 15 xD świetne! xD

12.05.2007
17:34
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hctkko [ The Prodigy ]

Mazio >>
oto strona z calutką instrukcją:

12.05.2007
18:31
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Mazio [ Mr Offtopic ]

dzięki

12.05.2007
18:53
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pablo397 [ sport addicted ]

zarith --> jedna z moich ulubionych scen, nasmialem sie co niemiara. w ogole cala sekwencja w zamku jest swietna

12.05.2007
19:01
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griz636 [ Jimmi ]

Oto mój ulubiony sketch
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FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You're right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was right.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!

12.05.2007
21:50
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hctkko [ The Prodigy ]

Mnie rozwalają wszystkie ich skecze... a ten jest trochę bez sensu, ale go uwielbiam za dwie ostatnie linijki :) chociaż to trzeba obejrzeć, żeby zobaczyć genialną grę aktorską :D

Man: Officer i put my coat down on a bench and my wallets been stolen
Police Officer: Well did you see anyone about?
Man: No
Officer: Well im afraid there's very little i can do
......
Man: Would you like to come over to my place?
Officer: Yeh Okay.

o, mam:

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