Weird Al Yankovic

01.05.2007

00:30

[1]

req_ [ wet and dirty ]

Weird Al Yankovic

Słucha ktoś? Jakie kawałki Wam się najbardziej podobają? ;)

Słucham od dawna, bardzo lubie gościa i jego humor. Ostatnio wkręciły mi się trzy utwory;) Ebay i Dont... są takie prawdziwe ;))

..:: Weird Al Yankovic: Don't Download This Song

Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break international copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like morphous or grokster or limewire or kazza.
But deep in your Heart.
You know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
Cause you start out stealing songs
Then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling Crack
And running over school kids with your car

[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song

Oh you don’t want to mess
With the R I Double A
They’ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are

[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)
Pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song

Don’t take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee

[Chorus]
Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)
Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)
Oh Don’t Download This Song

Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)
Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)
Oh Don’t Download This Song.

Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)
Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)

..:: Weird Al Yankovic: Amish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

..:: Weird Al Yankovic: E-Bay

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that elf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knacks
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your chotch keys
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm the highest bidder.

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre.)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

..:: RESZTA znanych kawałków:
Fat:
White and Nerdy:
Like a Surgeon:
Eat It:
Trapped in the Drive-Thru:

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01.05.2007

00:33

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Madril [ I Want To Believe ]

Amish Paradise już trochę lat ma, ale bawi tak samo jak na początku. :D

01.05.2007

00:43

[6]

req_ [ wet and dirty ]

Zapomniałbym! Bardzo fajna piosenka;) Pierwszy raz (chyba, bo melodia była znajoma) usłyszałem ją w SouthParku w oryginale i zapadła w pamięć. Tu parodia Yankovica:

Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, oooh...

You can clear the room
By playing Debbie Boone
Or crank your ABBA records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, oooh...

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, oooh-woo...

01.05.2007

15:53

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Yoghurt [ Legend ]

Pshemeck-> O wypraszam sobie, jestem '86 i każdy z tych kawałków to spora częsc mojego dzieciństwa. Dyyyyyyspajt of ma rejdż ajam styl dżasta rat ina keeeeeejdż! :)

Paul-> Lubie, choc brakuje tu oryginalnego Gumpa, to łysy Al mnie urzekł

Req->
Kolejno w alt-polce:
"Loser" Beck (czysty geniusz, ama luzer bejbe, soł łaj doncia kill miiiii)
"Sex Type Thing" Stone Temple Pilots (Szczerze mówiąc takie sobie, ale za Pilotami nigdy nie przepadałem)
"All I Want To Do" Sheryl Crow (Ale z niej kiedyś pierwsza klasa dupencja była, mokry sen kazdego odkrywającego swa seksualność gówniarza, no i to "All I wanna do is have some fuuuuun... Nic tylko brać i działać)
"Closer" Nine Inch Nails (I wanna fuck you like an animal... Te słowa ukształtowały me dzieciństwo)
"Bang And Blame"REM (jeden z lepszych i paradokslanie- mniej kojarzonych kawałków Stipe'a i spółki)
"You Oughta Know" Alanis Morisette (Lepsze od Ironic, co wydaje się niemozliwe. Zresztą do dziś Jagged Little Pill jest u mnie wysoko w liście ulubionych płyt)
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" Smashing Pumpkins (Corgan śpiewał i wyglądał jak ciota, ale kawałek ma w sobie zajebistą przebojowosc)
"My Friends" Red Hot Chili Peppers (Z lepszych, lubianych czasów RHCP, zanim stali się chujowi)
"I'll Stick Around" Foo Fighters (Prostackie? Owszem. Ale Grohla do dziś lubie)
"Black Hole Sun" Soundgarden (Komentarz zbędny)
"Basket Case" Green Day (JEDYNY, powtarzam JEDYNY dobry kawałek Green Daya, gdy niejaki Billy Joe nie powodował kisielu w majtach u 13-latek słuchających pidżamy porno, bo nie malował sobie oczu czarną kredką, miał 21 lat i nie pieprzył o polityce jak nastoletni członek demokratycznej młodzieżówki)