Najweselsze piosenki

Lysack [ Latino Lover ]

z moich ulubionych to chyba najlepsza jest

Manfred Mann - Do Wah Diddy :)

10.04.2007

21:54

[4]

Api15 [ dziwny człowiek... ]

Oj, Soul, widzę, że Cię wzięło na muzykę :) Ale to dobrze, potrzebowałem parę smutnych piosenek, więc tamten wątek się przydał. Może ten też się na coś zda.

A dla mnie wesoła piosenka to

Papa Roach - Blood Brother's, wiem, może dziwna, ale jakoś mnie pobudza ;)

Agent_007 [ Normalnie Nienormalny ]

nie wiem czy jest to najweselsza, ale lubie ją sobie puścić po to żeby miło zacząć dzień :)

Hey Now Now - The Cloud Room

nutkaaa [ Panna B. ]

Buddha Bar - Joy 3 czy jakoś tak, nie wiem dokładnie co to za tytuł, ale ten utwór po prostu mnie stawia na nogi i momentalnie poprawia humor :)

10.04.2007

21:57

[7]

beowulff [ X ]

Tenacious D - Kielbasa Live




[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.

10.04.2007

22:03

[8]

leszo [ I Can't Dance ]

Dire Straits - Walk of Life

10.04.2007

22:06

[9]

Bramkarz [ brak abonamentu ]

Zgodnie z tytułem :)

Radaar [ Skazany na Shawshank ]

1. Tears for Fears - Break it Down Again:

2. Kool and the Gang - Celebration:

3. The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be:

4. Blues Brothers - Everybody Needs Somebody:

10.04.2007

22:08

[11]

Anduril [ Generaďż˝ ]

Shakin Dudi - Au szalalala :DD::D

cronotrigger [ sloth ]

Oh Happy Day! :)

10.04.2007

22:17

[13]

jewbacca [ Pretorianin ]

the qtafonkass:

"tanie winko"

"ooo"
tanie winkoo, tanie winkoo...
działa dobrze na usera i...
adminkaaa..;
tanie winko, tanie winkoo
tak smakuje jak mmizeria i malinkaa !!!

pozdr

jewbacca

10.04.2007

22:20

[14]

Xaar [ Uzależniony od Marysi ]

Ja tam się zawsze uśmiecham przy jakimś porządnym, skocznym folkowym kawałku... których znam sporo - ot choćby ten: :)
No i always look on the bright sight of life :)

10.04.2007

22:22

[15]

Judith [ Senator ]

Soulcatcher - a potem zmiksować jedną playlistę z drugą, ustawić na odtwarzanie na random i mamy mały muzyczny niezbędnik schizofrenika :D

Regina Spektor - Fidelity - to mi ostatnio poprawia humor, tudzież wszelkie humory odpędza ;)

Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill (najlepiej wersja koncertowa)

Dave Matthews Band - Stay (wasting time), Tripping billies

Jetrho Tull - Acres wild

niesfiec [ Generaďż˝ ]

Lao Che - "Klucznik" (mimo wszystko)


Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"

zarith [ ]

the beatles - i am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing,
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggmen, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob g'goo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)

--Repeat (eventually juba's will stop) and fade until end.--
during the fade out background vocals:
[Simultaneously:] 'Everybody's got one' and 'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa' [jumper]

10.04.2007

22:33

[18]

Walrus [ Pretorianin ]

No to zarith mnie uprzedził

niesfiec [ Generaďż˝ ]

Louis Prima: "Just a Gigolo"



Harry Belafonte: "Shake senora" i " Day o' "

10.04.2007

22:45

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eLJot [ a.k.a. księgowa ]

Tam sie wpisałem, to tu też :D

Bob Marley - Don't Worry, Be Happy

(whistling)
Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy

in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy

the landlord say your rent is late,
he may have to litagate,
dont worry (small laugh) be happy,

look at me im happy,
don't worry, be happy

i give you my phone number,
when your worried, call me,
i make you happy

don't worry, be happy

aint got no cash, aint got no style,
aint got no gal to make you smile
but don't worry, be happy

cos when you worry, your face will frown,
and that will bring everybody down,
so don't worry, be happy

don't worry, be happy now...

don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy

now there this song i wrote
i hope you you learned it note for note
like good little children

dont worry be happy

listen to what i say
in your life expect some trouble
when you worry you make it double
dont worry be happy
be happy now

dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry
dont worry be happy
don't worry, don't worry, don't do it,
be happy,put a smile on your face,
don't bring everybody down like this

don't worry, it will soon pass whatever it is,
don't worry, be happy,
i'm not worried

niesfiec [ Generaďż˝ ]

"Easy" Faith no more/ Lionel Richie

10.04.2007

22:51

[22]

wysia [ Senator ]

niesfiec --> Dokladnie:) Bardzo czesta pomylka - przypisywanie Don't worry be happy Marleyowi:) Nie dalej jak miesiac temu wygralem zaklad o to..:)

Aj, skoro edit, to uzupelnie - Bobby McFerrin, a nie Bob Marley, jest autorem Don't worry Be Happy:)

niesfiec [ Generaďż˝ ]

@wysia
Sorry:-)

Zaraz jeszcze cos dorzuce:-)

niesfiec [ Generaďż˝ ]

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood


James Brown - Sex Machine / Soul Power


Infectious Grooves - Violent & Funky


Weezer - Uptown Girl (niestety nie ma innego klipu:-/ )

Harrvan [ Legend ]

Big Cyc - Kumple Janosika

Kiedyś byłem gwiazdą rocka
Parę dziewczyn jeszcze szlocha
W Jarocinie, na Woodstocku
Podziwiali mnie co roku

Chciałem zostać wokalistą
Próbowałem śpiewać wszystko
Techno, metal, punka, reggae,
Aż poczułem się jak w niebie

Już wiedziałem co mam zrobić
Gdy pojawił się Bregović
Polskie miasta poszły w tany
Zamieniając się w Bałkany

Chwyć gitarę, załóż kierpce
Będziesz miał pieniędzy więcej
Zbieraj grosik do grosika
Zostań kumplem Janosika!

Mój menadżer tęga głowa
Nieźle to wykombinował
Polak, Węgier dwa Brathanki
I do skrzypiec i do szklanki

Kocham góry kocham owce
Bo zrobili mnie folkowcem
Dudnią kłamstwem wszystkie wioski
To węgierski folklor polski

Chwyć gitarę, załóż kierpce
Będziesz miał pieniędzy więcej
Zbieraj grosik do grosika
Zostań kumplem Janosika!

niesfiec [ Generaďż˝ ]

Kawałek Queens of the Stone Age: "go with the Flow" zawsze działa!:-)



War - "Lowrider"



El Dupa - "Prohibicja"

11.04.2007

00:24

[27]

radosh [ Major Enterprise Edition ]

Elektryczne Gitary
Wszystko ch**

Byłem w Rijo, byłem w Bajo
Miałem bilet na Hawajo
Byłem na wsi, byłem w mieście
Byłem nawet w Bukareszcie

Wszystko chuj - o ja wam mówię wszystko chuj
Może czasem trochę mniejszy, ale potem jeszcze większy

Byłem w wojsku i w szpitalu
W pierdlu i na kupie szmalu
Byłem w kinie i na plaży
I żonaty cztery razy

Wszystko chuj - o ja wam mówię, ja wam mówię
Może czasem trochę mniejszy, ale potem jeszcze większy

gromusek [ Street View ]

piosenki bajer tylko blagam dawajcie linki youtube ;]

11.04.2007

01:15

[29]

Skrz@t [ Młody Gniewny ]

Bardzo pozytywny watek :D

Ja znam slowa pewnej piosenki , ale nie moge znalezdz :(

happy sialala everybody should be happy


Ta tez fajna

Budzikom śmierć - Robert Chojnacki

11.04.2007

01:16

[30]

kwiatu1 [ Pretorianin ]

Men at Work - Land down under

11.04.2007

01:48

[31]

Orl@ndo [ Reservoir Dog ]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely.

You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right.. to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you've got to squeeze,
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you got to say hey,
I’m gonna fuck you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m gonna ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I brought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s fuckin' TEAMWORK!

What’s your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

And then I’m gonna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly.
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you haaaard.
Haaaaa-aaaaa-AARD!!

W ogóle polecam "Tenacious D"... uwielbiam ich poczucie humoru :D

Yoghurt [ Legend ]

Bezapelacyjnie najlepsza piątka:

Russian Futurists- Paul Simon
Tak wesołej przyspiewki nie nagrano od lat.



Devo- Whip It
Jeden z najbardziej.... powiedzmy"oryginalnych" zespołów w historii i jeden z najbardziej skocznych posranych kawałków w historii


Annie- Chewing Gum
Szkoda, ze druga płytka nie wyszła jej tak jak pierwsza. Niemniej- do dziś mnie rozwesela


Yoko Kanno- Cosmic Dare
Niestety, bez oficjalnego klipu. Cos, co nazywam zajebistym popowym kawałkiem z tłustym bitem


The Skullmonkeys- Neverhood Main theme
Nigdy w życiu nie popłakałem sie ze śmiechu przy piosence. Z jednym wyjątkiem



Kwiatu-> Ristekpa, mysałem, ze o tym ultrazajebistym kawałku mało kto pamięta.
Swoją drogą, czy to nie ironia losu, ze jedyny reggae kawałek, jaki mi sie podoba, został nagrany w Australii? :)

11.04.2007

02:16

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req_ [ shalom ]

Jak ktoś lubi głupawy humor:

Trey Parker: America, Fuck Yeah Lyrics


America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books


Weird Al Yankovic: Don't Download This Song


Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break international copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like morphous or grokster or limewire or kazza.
But deep in your Heart.
You know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
Cause you start out stealing songs
Then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling Crack
And running over school kids with your car

[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song

Oh you don’t want to mess
With the R I Double A
They’ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are

[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)
Pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song

Don’t take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee

[Chorus]
Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)
Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)
Oh Don’t Download This Song

Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)
Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)
Oh Don’t Download This Song.

Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)
Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)


Weird Al Yankovic: Amish Paradise


As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise


Weird Al Yankovic: E-Bay


Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that elf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knacks
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your chotch keys
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm the highest bidder.

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre.)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Aceofbase [ El Mariachi ]

az dziwne, ze jeszcze nikt nie wspomnial, genialna piosenka z genialnego filmu:



Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...


poza tym, juz tak tylko troche mniej standardowo a bardziej podlug moich prywatnych li tylko odczuc:

Reamonn - Josephine


Guns 'n' Roses - You ain't the first


a jak juz Yoko Kanno przywiodl tu ktosto mi na mysl przywiodl sie ten utworek:
Yoko Kanno & the Seatbelts - Want it all back
(niestety niczym lepszym youtube nie dysponuje :( )

Stalker1 [ Generaďż˝ ]

może to nie piosenka na poczatek dnia, ale pomaga wyjsc z dola :P
Włochaty- Credo



Kiedy słyszysz o Anarchii, coś cię śmiechy coś
cię bawi
Bo wiesz, że coś takiego nie isnieje
Że to bzdura wymyślona przed idiotów dla idiotów
A czasami nawet kojarzysz to z faszyzmiem

A dla mnie to jest symbol, coś w co wierzę
Co być nie może, a co trzyma mnie przy życiu



Bo ty masz swój kraj, ład i porządek
Ja mam wolność w moim sercu- tylko tyle!

Kiedy słychysz o Pokoju coś cię drażni, coś cię
złości
Bo wiesz, że cos takieg nie istnieje
Że pacyfiści to poprostu banda tchórzy
Dla których wojsko jest więzieniem

A dla mnie to jest symbol, coś w co wierzę
Co być nie może, a co trzyma mnie przy życiu
Bo ty masz swoje winy, ból, cierpienie
Ja mam pokój w mojej duszy- tylko tyle!

Kiedy slyszysz o Miłości coś cię wkurza, masz
chęć zabijać
Bo wiesz, że coś takiego wciąż istnieje
Mimo tylu wojen i twojej nienawiści
Która CIĘ ZGUBI I KTÓRA ZABIJE

A dla mnie to jest symbol, coś w co wierzę
Co być nie może, a co trzyma mnie przy życiu
Bo wy macie swoje małe nienawiści
Ja mam miłość wielką, która mnie ocali-tylko
tyle!

11.04.2007

07:28

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loosiek [ Kanonier ]

jak chodzi o wesołe pieśni to tylko, niezapomniane "Always look on the bright side of life" Pythonów ;D

albo jak kto woli "menel Song" w wykonaniu Acid Drinkers xD