jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
Słynne cytaty z filmów... ;P
Co wy na to zeby wypisywac tutaj jakies slynne cycaty z filmow. Albo moze zrobic z tego karczme a'la filmozercy w ktorej jedna osoba bedzie zadawala jakis cytat a druga musi odgadnac z jakiego to filmu.
Jesli bylo sorry, jesli glupie sorry nie zlinczujcie mnie za to. Tak mi tylko do glowy to przyszlo...
Orlando [ Friends Will Be Friends ]
Zed's dead, baby... Zed's dead...
Jerryzzz [ E ]
Say hello to my little friend!
LOL 2160 [ Pretorianin ]
Ty to stara dupa jesteś
Jamkonorek [ California rest in peace ]
Pomysł nawet fajny ;) tylko potrzebny wstępniak i regulamin
300zł ??!?! Oszalales, to tylko na waciki starczy
"You talking to me ? to raczej z Taxi Driver'a
Poznasz głupiego po czynach jego :D
Harrvan [ Senator ]
"You talking to me ?" - Killer
[edit1]Jamkonorek --> co nie zmienia faktu ze w filmie Killer o ile dobrze kojarze rowniez wystepowal ten zwrot
[edit2]Vykr --> edit 1
Volk [ Generaďż˝ ]
I'm Bond. James Bond.
VYKR_ [ Vykromod ]
"You talking to me ?" - Killer
edit: Harrvan--> tak, wystepowal, ale odrozniasz chyba orygnial od parodii? no ale coz, wiadomo, ze Taxi Driver to takie kino offowe i undergroundowe ze ojapierdole :P
Buby [ Perfekt ]
I have a bad feeling about this...
BBC BB [ Leg End ]
Polecam stronę :)
Lukis17 [ Poznańska Pyra ]
"Życie jest jak pudełko czekoladek, nigdy nie wiesz jaki kawałek dostaniesz" Forrest Gump :)
Genialny pomysł:D
Scarface. [ Konsul ]
"Do you kiss me if I wear a hat?"
"The World Is Yours Chico and everything in it"
"You fuck with me, you fucking with the best!"
jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
-Mam cie w dupie!
-Co powiedziales?
-W sumie... nic.
Grungowiec [ LENIWIEC ]
"We're doomed."
matisf [ X ]
-You okay ?
-No, man... I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
:P
jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
To co Wy na to zeby zrobic z tego karczme??
Zabralbym sie do tego z checia tylko... nie wiem jak sie do tego zabrac. xD
kamyk_samuraj [ Generaďż˝ ]
Astalavista, baby
Orlando [ Friends Will Be Friends ]
matisf - ja juz to:
-You okay ?
-No, man... I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay!
Jamkonorek [ California rest in peace ]
Jestem za !!
zobacz inne karczmy i zrob faq
Harrvan [ Senator ]
Vykr --> nie ogladalem "Taxi Driver" wiec nie wiem. Ogladalem Killera i wiem ze ten zwrot tam wystepowal. Widocznie mam jakies braki ktore beda musial uzupelnic :)
kolejny cytat : May the force will be with you - SW
Piotrus1pan [ Senator ]
"Chłopaki nie płaczą"
Lewy Krawiec(łoś) [ Cęturion ]
But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Mój ulubiony.
bonio@Jr [ Pretorianin ]
"Life or Dead make you chose'- Saw III(Piła 3)
"Nice to meet you" Borat
:)
jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
Ok. Jeszcze tylko mala prosba... jakies sugestie co do nazwy?? ;P
rafaleon [ Konsul ]
"He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11."
"May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!"
"I want to buy a car with pussy magnet."
Cytaty oczywiście z Borata.
Grucha [ Generaďż˝ ]
“Luke, I am your father” :D
Dziś brzmi odrobinę komicznie :)
domin12 [ JJuuNNiiOOrr ]
"open the door"
niewiem czy dobrze napisałem
3lm0 [ Pretorianin ]
"W tej branży jest cała masa nierealnie myślących skurwieli." - PF
krzynier [ krzynier ]
"May the force will be with you" - Star Wars ;)
jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
Regulamin juz prawie skonczylem. Jeszcze tylko prosilbym o podanie jakichs pomyslow na tytul karczmy gdyz nic mi do glowy nie przychodzi... x/
siwCa [ Legend ]
"Gdzie jest, kurwa, moje 300 baniek ?!" 8)
"I want to play a game.."
Grabixon1987 [ Pretorianin ]
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Marlon Brando, Czas Apokalipsy
Lukis17 [ Poznańska Pyra ]
"Memory, five, Siara...i wszystko Jasne :) "
"Bo każdy człowiek ma prawo do szczęścia"
"May the force by with you"
"Shhhiiiireeeee Bagiiiinnnnssssss"
"Fubar"
jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
Juz mam gotowe tylko BARDZO... ALE TO BARDZO prosilbym o jakies sugestie co do tytulu karczmy bo za ch...olerke nic mi do glowy nie przychodzi! PLIS HELP!
Krasper [ Pretorianin ]
" Wykastruje Cię żebyś nie kalał świata swoim nasieniem..." - Full Metal Jacket
" You talkin to me ? "- Taksówkarz
"Ciemność widzę ciemność" - Seksmisja
" Zagraj to jeszcze raz" - Casablanca
"Co ty k**** wiesz o zabijaniu ? Stara dupa jesteś. - Psy
"... i cały misterny plan też w piz** " - Killerów Dwóch
" O ku*** rozwaliłem mu łeb" Pulp Fiction ( nie wiem czemu , ale ta scena zapadła mi w pamięci )
Zielona Żabka [ Let's rock! ]
"Man you know what nigga? You acting like a lil' bitch right now. You actin' real paranoid and shit. Now these motherfuckers smoked yo' god damn cousin, in front of you nigga. Blew his head off in front of yo' face and you ain't gon' do shit? You actin like a little bitch right now nigga. Man fuck that I ain't lettin that shit ride. We gon' go out there and smoke all these motherfuckers I don't give a fuck who the fuck out there. God dammit! Is you down nigga?"
Menace II Society
stg+ [ Generaďż˝ ]
I gotta present for YA!--> oops... to z C&C Renegade ;P
coolerek89 [ Mówcie mi cool ]
" I see dead people " :)
Lysack [ Latino Lover ]
spodziewałem się, że połowa cytatów będzie z seksmisji:)
ZARA [ Generaďż˝ ]
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."
"There is no spoon :p"
Jackhammer --> Może Quotersi albo Cytaterzy ?:P
kamyk_samuraj [ Generaďż˝ ]
Ciemnosc, widze ciemnosc
$heyk [ Master Chief ]
"My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck" :D Chyba wiadomo o jaki film chodzi :)
"Let's drink for alcohol - the reason and the solution of all problems!" - by Homer Simpson
"Oh my God! They've killed Kenny! You bastards!"
Sonny Silooy [ Elegant Gypsy ]
"Don't waste my motherfucking time" Heat
darek_dragon [ 42 ]
Mój cytat na dziś:
- Bring me everyone.
- What do you mean "everyone"?
- EVERYONE!
wishram [ lets dance ]
to jak każdy pisze cytaty czy obowiązują zasady [patrz: post<1>]?
na razie nikt nie zgaduje
hohner111 [ TransAm ]
"fuck my ass and call me bitch" :] southpark
jackhammer777 [ Dark Lord ]
wishram ---> https://forumarchiwum.gry-online.pl/S043archiwum.asp?ID=5869288&N=1
_zielak_ [ Thief ]
@hohner111
Respect my authority!
Dunkan Mlodszy [ Franek Kimono ]
"A kto umarł - ten nie żyje" - znany polski cytat.
Tak poza konkursem :)
Gordon2000 [ Centurion ]
"I co wy, ku*wa, możecie wiedzieć o zabijaniu."
Dunkan Mlodszy [ Franek Kimono ]
Gordon2000 --> nie o zabijaniu, a o zabyjaniu :)
Mr.Borys [ Van Helsing ]
Impressive. Most Impressive
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Here's looking at you, kid.
hctkko [ The Prodigy ]
"Bo to.. zła kobieta była"
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"
mrEdDi [ Sygnatariusz ]
"Live or die."
"What a F*ck is your problem?!"
Gordon2000 [ Centurion ]
Dunkan Mlodszy---> racja...
izod [ Centurion ]
-Yupi Ka Yey Mother fuckers - chyba tak to sie pisze :) szklana pułapka
Cartoons [ Konsul ]
"Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker!". Die Hard
"Fuck!". Większość amerykańskich filmów
"I'll be back" Terminator
"Hello (tu imię), I wanna play a game" Saw (spróbujcie do kogoś zadzwonić, kto się w filmie orientuje i to powiedzcie :D)
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is MINE..." Full Metal Jacket
Itd :)
promilus1 [ Człowiek z Księżyca ]
izod---> Zawsze zastanawiało mnie co to znaczy?
Golem6 [ Gorilla The Sixth ]
Oczywiście Pulp Ficition.
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [Flips table out of the way] What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: [Points gun at Brett] Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: [Shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" [Shoots Brett]
Jules: Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars.
Vincent: Okay, so what'cha want to know?
Jules: Hash is legal there, right?
Vincent: It's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: And those are hash bars?
Vincent: Yeah, it breaks down like this: okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but, but - but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, alright -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it -- I'm fuckin' goin'.
Vincent: I know baby. You'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
Jules: That's some fucked up shit.
Radziu_1990 [ demo mnie samego ]
"They took my son!" - Michael, LOST
...NathaN... [ The Godfather ]
Mreddi > czyba raczej "what THE fuck"
Radziu > Buahaha, ten cytat rzeczywiście wymiata. Co chwile śmiejemy sie z tego z bratem :)
tomekcz [ Polska ]
-Nadal pan twierdzi, że to był wybuch butli z gazem?
-Ta, a co niby?
-A te łuski to skąd? (pokazuje woreczek z łuskami od shotgana)
-Nie wiem, może ktoś karpia na święta skrobał
E=mc2
Pisany z pamięci więc sory za blęd :P
Klivert [ Konsul ]
"zainwestuj w tik taki bo ci jedzie!"
"ful wypas jak się patrzy"
"będę musiał znaleźć pracę"
"osesek!, szysunia"
"dobra kupa nie jest zła"
"samochody są ponieważ ludzie powoli lecz nie ubłaganie tracą zdolność chodzenia"