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Azzie [ bonobo ]
Mail jaki wlasnie dostalem :)
Rozbawil mnie porzadnie, mam nadzieje ze i Wam chociaz usmieszek na twarzy przywola :)
Mail jaki wlasnie dostalem od kontrahenta z Wielkiej Brytanii:
Czeúă Maciej... Jesteú taka uprzejma! Jesteú wspaniaůy! Mogć Cić pocaůowaă? Jesteú taka uprzejma. Przyjemnego dnia!! You see what I can do with a Polish/English dictionary? I was going to add 'Jestem niepeůnoletnia..Jestem w ciŕýy' but that's just because I heard that so much when I was in the Navy and I thought it was a way of saying 'hello'!!! Cheers Terry
StifflersMum [ Konsul ]
spoko
Orlando [ Friends Will Be Friends ]
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Milka^_^ [ Zjem ci chleb ]
No ... widać co potrafi zrobić ze słownikiem :)
QQuel [ Zrobię Wam CZOKO ]
od kontrahenta z Wielkiej Brytanii:
Gdyby nie to to nie byłoby w tym niczego śmiesznego, ale przy tym mnie rozwaliło ; )
maviozo [ Konsul ]
Ja ostatnio dostałem o tytule "możemy Ci pomóc" a z treści wynikało że sprzedają pewne tabletki na potencję:)
marcin94 [ Piesiec ]
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Wo_Ja_Ann [ Konsul ]
maviozo - z tego co wiem, to tabletki na potencje pomagaja a nie szkodza...
Johy [ Trance Listener ]
maviozo [ Konsul ]
Wo_Ja_Ann -> ???? domyślam się że pomagają. Chodziło mi tylko że fajnie i zachęcająco brzmi "możemy Ci pomóc". Jakby napisali "200% Twojego penisa" to bym nie otwierał. Ot, dobry chwyt marketingowy:)
Azzie [ bonobo ]
Kolejny mail od tego samego Anglika :)
Ciekaw jestem co to za slownik :) Moze faktycznie jakies rozmowki dla marynarzy :)
This is a great dictionary!! I can tell it must be for sailors!!
Mam problem. Nie panikuj! Nie podniecaj się. Jestem niepeůnoletnia..Jestem w ciŕýy. Jak mogłes (-aś) mi to zrobić? Wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia!
To which the reply is
Muszę już iść. Chce mi się siusiu
Wo_Ja_Ann [ Konsul ]
Hehe:) Widac nie tylko chinskie chwyty marketingowe dzialaja :D
yellowfox [ Uśmiechnij się ]
ja dostałem ostatnio cos takiego :P
Compliments
Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you
to treat it serious. We want to transfer to an oversea account ($16,700.000.00 USD) Sixteen Million
Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) from one of the banks located in Euroupe. I want to ask
you, If you are not capable to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and
fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this
money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me
till the end of this important business ,I am trusting in you and believing in God that you will never
let me down either now or in future.
I am mr Edward Nkanga a personal assiatant to late Andreas Schranner. During the course of his
bank's last week auditing,it was discovered that since his death no one has come forward to lay claim
to this funds.So the bank issued me a memo to provide his next of kin or forfeith the funds. This
account was opened with the bank in 1999 and since 2000 nobody has operated on this account again,
after going through some old files in my records,I discovered that my late client died without a
[Heir/WILL] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited
for nothing.
The owner of this account Mr. Andreas Schranner a German property magnate who unfortunately lost his
life in the plane crash of AF4590 German Concorde which crahsed on July 25th 2000,including his
family leaving nobody as next of kin.
No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it,the account has no other
beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account is a secret account.
The total amount involved is Sixteen million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only
[$16,700.000.00] and we wish to transfer this money into a safe foreigners account abroad. But I
don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved
to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give
to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will
never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this
business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 25% of the total amount,70% will be for us,
while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. I
look forward to your earliest reply. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.
Best Regards,
Edward Nkanga
Pshemeck [ Dum Spiro Spero ]
Fajny slownik,ciekawe gdzie mozna go kupic :)
Yellowfox-Ten Edward Nkanga to jakis desperat bo jego spam docieral do mnie z ok 50 adresow przez 3 lata :)
Foks!k [ Medyk ]
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