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hctkko [ Their Law ]
Dialog :D
Znalezione na funiastych. Wychodzi ŚWIETNIE, gdy czyta się na głos. Jestem pełen podziwu dla osoby, która to wymyśliła :)
Telefon...
- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?
Orlando [ Reservoir Dog ]
Znam to...
KRIS_007 [ 1mm[]R+4l ]
Fajne
<--
Shifty007 [ The Screaming Eagles ]
Stare i świetne!
M'q [ Schattenjäger ]
leszo [ I Can't Dance ]
anglik by sie połapał
piokos [ Mr Nice Guy ]
a czy znajdzie ktoś podobny dialog pomiędzy G. Bushem C. Rice i kimś jeszcze jak rozmawiają o premierze Chin
darek_dragon [ 42 ]
Zabawne :)
piokos --> Mówisz, masz :)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China .
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China !
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East .
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
adamis [ Optymista ]
dobre ;D
Dark Templar [ Pretorianin ]
ROTFL
hopkins [ Zycie jest piekne ]
glupie
to drugie za to bardzo dobre =]
Coy2K [ Veteran ]
oba kozackie
Ace_2005 [ The Summer ]
Mocne
W_O_D_Z_U [ Pawel or Pablo ]
padłem
Janczes [ You'll never walk alone ]
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?
Chmielek [ Warrior of the World ]
poprostu wymiata
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piokos [ Mr Nice Guy ]
darek => dzięki :D
AGArtha [ Trinitron ]
Buahahahahaha!!! Superowe!!!
ExistoR [ ARABIC lands! MERHABA! ]
Leże.. xDD
ssummoner [ ]
mrEdDi [ Furious Angel ]
o kurde niezle to ;p
CHESTER80 [ Persistence ]
Podwójny LOL, dwa razy spadłem z fotela, macie jeszcze takie dialogi ?
EspenLund [ Live For Speed ]
Orlando [ Reservoir Dog ]
Ćwiczenie na dykcję :D
Proszę czytać głośno:
"Trzy czarownice oglądają trzy zegarki Swatcha. Która
czarownica ogląda który zegarek?"
A teraz to samo po angielsku głośno i szybko:
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch
which Swatch watch?"
dudka [ ! szypon ! ]
hahahha niezłe
ExistoR [ ARABIC lands! MERHABA! ]
Orlando => Do tego po ang. trzeba było dodac żeby czytac szybko :)
Łyczek [ Legend ]
<--- dobre :)
foxx [ lisek ]
swietne :D
Buby [ Rangers Lead The Way! ]
obydwa rlz ;D :D
Arxel [ Speedcuber ]
heheh wszystkie sa swietne
darek_dragon [ 42 ]
Z tej samej beczki :)
The Italian man who went to Malta
One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork at the table."
She says: "You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia.
Vegetan [ Staram się poprawić ]
Świetne :D Dobre to z czarownicami na dykcję :D
mc_bacza [ HellBoy ]
hahahahaha zajebiste :D
master53 [ Czarnobyl 86 ]
HAHAHAHAHAHA to z zegarkami i Watt'em najlepsze :D ROTFL'n'LOL
Matt [ I Am The Night ]
Orlando - zapomniales o tym, ze to sa czarownice transwestytki, powinno wiec byc tak:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watches. Which switched witch watch
which Swatch watch?
;-)
adus13 [ Konsul ]
lol
...NathaN... [ The Godfather ]
ROTFL!
Bush i Condi jest genialne
Maliniarz [ The Watcher ]
Dawno sie tak nie usmialem :)
Chupacabra [ Senator ]
naprawde niezle:)
Pichtowy [ Generaďż˝ ]
Ej dablju rzondzi! ROTFL
Amadeusz ^^ [ 82 - 88 Marillion fan ]
Buahaa, oba świetne :D
Kompo [ by AI ]
ROTFL
Hitmanio [ Legend ]
Wszystkie świetne :)
Milka^_^ [ Zjem ci chleb ]
Typowe :)
jiser [ generał-major Zajcef ]
Ten pierwszy tekst widziałem w brytyjskim podręczniku do nauki angielskiego ... z lat '20tych :]
Więc: byyyyłooo ;PPP
MaN_of_WaR [ Konsul ]
LOL
Shifty007 [ The Screaming Eagles ]
Niech ktoś wrzuci "The Italian man who went to Malta.mp3 " na jakiś serwer. np. Rapidshare
Kapitan KloSs [ Ramzes VII MiĆki ]
DObre :D
hctkko [ Their Law ]
Shifty007 >> MP3 z włochem
mrEdDi [ Furious Angel ]
o ja pierdyle zegarki wymiatają :] buagahaha
mozdzek14 [ Marszałek ]
Naprawdę niezłe :)
^_^czacha^_^ [ JPD ] [ Don Corleone ]
niezłe
a włoch na malcie jest boski xD
PatriciusG. [ Piwęcjusz ]
ROTFL =D
QrKo [ Bolshoi Booze ]
There were four chinesse friends, fu, bu, su and chu... they decided to go to usa, but they had to change their names... so bu became buck, chu became chuck, su and fu decided to stay in china ;]
Italian English w wersji FLash ^^
Danielch [ Centurion ]
nawet niezłe
LUser [ Pretorianin ]
Buahahahahahah EKSTRA!
AnnataR [ Mac addict ]
Film Airplane! (Czy leci z nami pilot) z 1980 r.
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
$ebs Master [ Konsul ]
Ten z Bushem mnie rozwalil dajcie wiecej takich jak macie !!!
WolverineX [ I hate n00bs ]
dobre ;D
Gepard206 [ Final Fantasy 7 ]
buaahahaha :D
Ale zryte :P
MAROLL [ Hibernate ]
ROTFL
Shifty007 [ The Screaming Eagles ]
Peace on you!