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04.12.2005

00:47

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04.12.2005

00:59

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Uwe Boll, award winning author, world renowned philosopher but over all known as a magician in cinema. "Wizard in the world of adventure" as described by John Updike, Uwe Boll started out in the world of film at the tender age of 15 with his low budget short, "Kurze Mädchen kommen schnell". Eventually he got his big break when he was given the rights to direct the film of the novel, "House of the Dead". But the road to fame wasn't going to be easy. Over the next few years he was framed for murder of the Deutsches Renommee. Lars Ulrich judged in the court case and found him guilty. Law had turned it's back on Uwe and he spent 5 years in prison until his lawyer found a loophole in law allowing him to continue making films. Seven masterpieces later Uwe announced that he wanted to stop making films and begin a career in bookwriting. Ulrich and he made a truce and worked on a book behind the story of the trial. "Court Case and Cunts" sold big and won several awards. Kevin Smith called it "a true taleof innocence and love gone mad". Success continued for Mr. Boll when he wrote his book about religion "Religion". Things are still looking up for this awe inspiring artist as he is currently working onhis next book, "Affeesel". In recent years he has also made various cameos in blockbuster pictures and starred in the controversial, "Umstritten". Tenth in the top 20 directors many ask how what his secret is. Some have asked and his response is, "Nehmen Sie den ersten Brief jedes Satzes".

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