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Crazy Frog Hit czy shit?? x|

17.10.2005
21:19
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Shifty007 [ Riddick ]

Crazy Frog Hit czy shit?? x|

Pewnie część z Was czeka tylko żeby się wyżyć na żabie! Więc proszę bardzo! Piszcie Wasze opinie na ten temat!
Ja osobiście mam dość tej zafajdanej ropuchy czy cokolwiek to jest!
Niech no się tylko dowiem kto to gówno wymyślił! :|
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17.10.2005
21:21
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ronn [ moralizator ]

<--- Spox Muza

17.10.2005
21:22
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Garbizaur [ Legend ]

imho shit na maxa!

17.10.2005
21:23
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Regis [ ]

Ej, ziąs, co wy chcecie, wpożo muza! A postać rzaby wogule jest kul, spece od dizajnu odwalili kawal dobrej roboty! hicior jak nic!

17.10.2005
21:23
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False [ Nie mam czasu ]

https://forumarchiwum.gry-online.pl/S043archiwum.asp?ID=4300607&N=1
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17.10.2005
21:24
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col. Kilgore [ Konsul ]

Niech no się tylko dowiem kto to gówno wymyślił! :|

[z Wikipedii] W 2003 grafik Erik Wernquist stworzył animowany obraz żaby (głosu postaci użyczył Daniel Malmedahl)

prosze :D

17.10.2005
21:26
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^JUNKERS^ [ 126 p ]

Imho kawałek Popcorn jest fajny, melodyjny i fajnie animowane miny żaby : )

17.10.2005
21:28
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master53 [ Czarnobyl 86 ]

Tylko że Popcorn to przeróba :/

17.10.2005
21:30
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Regis [ ]

Swoja droga czy to nie idiotyczne, ze nie majac zadnego wlasnego utworu, a jedynie przerabiajac cudze i "ubierajac je" w klipy z glupia zaba w roli glownej, mozna byc na listach przebojow? Przeciez to jest zalosne...

17.10.2005
21:30
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Shifty007 [ Riddick ]

False ----> Jeśli to są wątki o tej samej tematyce to sorki!!! Nie sprawdzałem. :/

17.10.2005
21:32
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Stranger [Gry-OnLine] [ CTU Operative ]

Crazy Frog

Crazy Frog is a subliminal mind-control device masquerading as a mobile phone ringtone. It is quite possibly Oprah's most evil creation to date.

Origins

Following her foiled attempt at world domination in the 20582, Oprah decided to lie low for a while, concocting yet another scheme to take over the world in a manner not requiring a democratic mandate. Despite the destruction of Oprah's Great Big Memory Wiping Device, which was instrumental in getting people to watch her show and the subliminal messages it contained, the research and development that went into the latter was not lost.

With the development and wide popularity of new mobile phone technology that allowed the user to have practically any sound (bar the traditional "ring") to signify an incoming call, Oprah realised that this was to be the medium of choice for her next attempt. Between the years 20585 and 20589, Oprah and her team of evil-but-nevertheless-intellectually-astute minions re-engineered the messaging technology used in the television show for delivery as a premium mobile ringtone.

In 20590, after five years of intensive buggering around, drinking too much coffee, and finally cobbling something together in the last week, Crazy Frog was ready to go live. Crazy Frog would be marketed on every music television channel in the world (a move which would later prove to add to Crazy Frog's demise); and sooner or later, millions of young people were parting with their hard-grifted cash for the simple luxury of having their own phones brain them.

Description

Crazy Frog depicts a fictional, reptilian biped, who wears an early Royal Air Force style flying cap and goggles with the chinstrap unfastened, along with a leather jacket. His toes are webbed, and his eyes and nose look remarkably similar to Oprah's. In fact, his irises bear the same hypnotic "have-you-taken-your-lithium-today" stare.

The little Blu-Tac-coloured Smurf-orc menace imitates the hand movements used to rotate the twistgrip controls of an imaginary moped while delivering the subliminal payload (see below) with his distinctive chatter. As the imaginary engine starts, the character starts to levitate and exhaust fumes are discharged from his body. The character is then flung off at high speed into the distance.

The Crazy Frog message

Subliminal warning: Hidden meaning or influence may follow.

Once activated, the Crazy Frog ringtone dispenses its message thus:
Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht,
Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom,
Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda
Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm,
Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!

Subliminal message specialists have run the message through sophisticated modern subliminal analysis algorithms in order to obtain a translation, The most recent being due to the CLEVERDICK-3 system by Professor Sir Albran Flakes. It reads as follows:
That memory wiping thing was a bit crap, yes, but it's all forgotten now.
This shit's much, much better! You can use it to piss off your friends,
Their dog Bono, and their Granny. And when you've got no friends left,
I, Oprah will be there to deliver you unto my loving bosom.
All hail Oprah, merciful Oprah!

However, the Professor has also conceded the possibility that, subject to being slowed down, Crazy Frog was nothing more than Justin Timberlake's latest single, or even the burbling of some Swedish computer salesman who thinks he sounds like a two-stroke engine.

Decline

Despite its initial success, Crazy Frog is now in something of a decline. A number of theories as to why this is have been put forward. Firstly, a large portion of those who downloaded the ringtone were viciously and mysteriously bludgeoned to death with their own mobile phones by those who found the sound abhorrent and contrary to all that is Good and Nutritious. Secondly, most of the world's population had seen Crazy Frog advertised on MTV; however, the addition of a voice-over not only rendered the subliminal effects useless, but also immunised viewers to the effects of the ringtone itself (a miscalculation on the part of Oprah). Most experts agree that it was a combination of one or more of these factors which eventually frustrated yet another one of Oprah's plans for world domination.

Grand Plan

Eventually, with the incredible boom of Jamster's animals on all forms of media, such that said animals are just barely visible on the moon, Jamster's master plan will soon be in action. Soon people will be brought to the brink of sanity by the frog. As a result, hundreds of televisions will be thrown from skyscrapers at a time, thousands of innocent bystanders will be crushed, mobile phones will be stolen and destroyed by passers-by that hear the tone, and soon, everyone will lose their sanity, or their will to live. The remaining sane ones will be crushed by televisions, radios, and telephones that are falling from tall buildings, planes and satellites. After the global insanity and paranoia, Jamster, immune to its own effects, will seize control. We must take them out now.

As such, I am calling on the aid of all military forces, all pyromaniacs, all gangs and all terrorists to do your duty - your duty to track down the Jamster headquarters and in an organised strike - or disorganised, I don't really care - the point is that you need to waste those singers, musicians and animators. No man must be left standing, nor any annoying CGI animal, because if I have to see that frog again I will personally start this wave of insanity, and that is a promise!

17.10.2005
21:33
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MasterDD [ :-D ]

Hicior na maxa! :D

17.10.2005
21:35
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False [ Nie mam czasu ]

Shifty007 --> nic nie szkodzi :) Tylko uprzedziłem, bo zaraz ktoś wyskoczy z "było"

17.10.2005
21:35
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Bullzeye_NEO [ Satanic Surfer ]

Pennywise.

17.10.2005
21:36
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Shifty007 [ Riddick ]

I pierwsza piosenka i druga jest do bani!
col. Kilgore -----> THX już kolesie mają wpi**dol!
Wg. mnie żeby to się spodobało trzeba mieć nieźle we krwi %!! Inaczej nie ma szans!
SHIT!

17.10.2005
21:37
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ronn [ moralizator ]

<---- Shifty007 : Jak sie nie znasz to nie zabieraj glosu :/

17.10.2005
21:42
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Amadeusz ^^ [ tool ]

Krejzi frog to elo muza, źomuś!

17.10.2005
21:43
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Shifty007 [ Riddick ]

ronn ----> Jak Ci coś nie pasuje to założ sobie wątek "Uwielbiam Crazy Froga. Hit jak nic!"

17.10.2005
21:44
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ronn [ moralizator ]

Shifty007 --> Zebys mi wypisywal w kazdym poscie jaki to CF jets beznadziejny? xD

17.10.2005
21:45
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Lewy Krawiec(łoś) [ Leśny Dzban ]

fainy jest krejzifrog, caókjem w pytem. Ale ja wolem taki spoko chipchop, np. Lerek - Moja panięka

17.10.2005
21:45
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Luzer [ Music Addict ]

Shifty007 ->sprawdz sobie w slowniku slowa "ironia" i "sarkazm"

17.10.2005
21:46
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Stachu_PL [ Konsul ]

hehehehehe

17.10.2005
21:47
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Stachu_PL [ Konsul ]

i jeszcze.... :)

17.10.2005
21:55
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Shifty007 [ Riddick ]

ronn ----> O gustach się nie dyskutuje! EOT
PS. Ja już swoją opinię wyraziłem i jej nie zmienię!

Stachu_PL ---> Chciałem dać link do tej gry ale niemogłem znaleźć! THX

17.10.2005
21:57
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tsunami [ Made in USA ]

Jak sie nazywa ta nowa piosenka z ta glupia zaba ??

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