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redruM< [ Konsul ]
inna Wikipedia =)
najbardziej podoba mi się fragment o Giertychu
jakiś bezczel to pisał :>
hopkins [ Wieczny Optymista ]
See also
* vodka
* alcohol
skrzatman [ SkrZat ]
Hehe fajne :d
To niezłe :D
See also
* vodka
* alcohol
Bramkarz [ brak abonamentu ]
Słownik jest mocny, tak samo jak fragment o jedzeniu :)
Fett [ Avatar ]
kolejna siara na arenie miedzynarodowej :P
hopkins [ Wieczny Optymista ]
Fett inne kraje nie maja lepiej.
Germany
See Also
David Haselhoff =P
Bramkarz [ brak abonamentu ]
Andrzej Lepper - most tanned Polish politician. His wife is sexy Renata Beger. In 1854 He met with members of the Taliban in Klewki (a small village near you) to sell them anthrax.
“Balcerowicz musi odejść!”
— Oscar Wilde on Andrzej Lepper
Riven [ infamousbutcher ]
lol, swietna jest ta Uncyklopedia ;D
Poszukajcie info o Nietzschem :D
cronotrigger [ Rape Me ]
hehe
Torn [ Merces Letifer ]
"God is dead.”
— Nietzsche
“Nietzsche is dead.”
— God
(zresztą to wyżej też przerąbane jest z "fight the beast")
O Bogu też niezłe :P
» God created IRC in order to test the hypothesis that a million monkeys at a million keyboards chatting for a million years would eventually recreate the Complete Works of Shakespeare after the nuclear armageddon of 2076.
» God still knows that the earth is flat
» God, when challenged by Lt. Dan to sink that boat, did not sink the boat. He instead sank every single other boat. Bubba Gump Shrimp went on to make millions. Thereby teaching us that taunting God may lead to ironic, but satisfactory, financial ramifications.
heh, ale już zabrnąłem :P (po co mi to do rąk dawaliście)
Trent "Not As Pretty On The Inside" Reznor was born on Mars in 1972. He aged from 0 to 24 in three minutes, which allowed him to begin his career saving the universe from the evils of Steve Jobs, the creator of the Dark Side. Using a special SUPER BEAM he defeated Jobs at the Battle of Endor in 1954.
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Souldriver [ Drożdżak ]
National greetings mnie rozwaliły
Qbaa [ Senator ]
spójrzcie na tabelkę po prawej:
Official language: Klingon, Chinese
King: Donald & (2) Ducks
Established: September 1, 1939
Currency: Litres
National Sports: Smoking, Migrating To London en masse, Drinking Their National Currency, Llama Love
legrooch [ Legend ]
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
legrooch [ Legend ]
Zajebiste!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redrum ==> Masz u mnei zajebistą flachę :D
kasztaneczuszek [ K A S Z T A N ]
rotfl
!!!!!
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
ROTFL
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
Death metal
Death Metal is one of the greatest existent genre's of music... I think... I've never actually listened to it. The name explains itself. Anyone who hears this will die almost automatically, leaving the listener in a zombie state, and usually derive in Cannibalism, or a strange desire to watch CNN. Bands of Dead Metal are mostly a group of zomnbies, living corpses and ghouls. They're singers are usually Mummies, older in time and with a more dacayed voice. The deadly attributes of this music is probably related to the extreme use of High Tempos, Distortion and Powerchord E5 (The death note)Constantly repeated.
Bands of Death Metal
Waaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhhh
Nekrophilia
Cannibalysm is Grrrrrrreatttt
We do actually enjoy J.K.Rowling's Novels
Kaaazzzaaaakkkkiiisssttaaaannnn Dean Scream
Actually Death Metal is really good You feel an uncontrolable force and you must slay the nearest poor victim. Drink the blood and the soul. That's how you get to heaven. In fact I am listening to death metal right now. I feel great.
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leze i kwicze z tej strony ;D
Adamss [ -betting addiction- ]
Yo5H --> LOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHAHA :D.
Qbaa [ Senator ]
odkąd wszedłem na tą stronę, to cały czas się śmieję :D
następne kwiatki
Bramkarz [ brak abonamentu ]
ROTFL
May 5th - Several vandals played a game of Tetris on the wall of a grocery store. The game, represented by graffiti, was modified rapidly using the expertise of the long-time artists. At the end of the game, the vandals left a note stating "Fuck the S pieces".
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
Fear
“The only thing we have to fear is that m*ther-fucking Crazy Frog guy. I hate that fucking frog.”
— Oscar Wilde on Fear
darek_dragon [ 42 ]
Strona jest świetna :D
Stranger [Gry-OnLine] [ CTU Operative ]
"CHWDP (for police) (pronounced: hah voo de pe, meaning: to protect and to serve)" OMG :D :D
Aceofbase [ El Mariachi ]
“God is great, but Godzilla kicks ass!”
— Oscar Wilde on Godzilla
buahahahah syronka wymaita :D:D
Stranger [Gry-OnLine] [ CTU Operative ]
A tu cos dla milosnikow Terminatora:
Aceofbase [ El Mariachi ]
*stronka wymiata
sorka po imrezce jestem :D
Stranger [Gry-OnLine] [ CTU Operative ]
"KoRn, not to be confused with porn, is a band from Connecticut, Alabama, the hometown of Ozzie Osborn. The lead yodeler, Jonathan Davis, came up with this name after he was rescued by a group of scarecrows while passed out on a cornfield. No one knows how a group of scarecrows managed to find him, so you'll just have to use your imagination on that one.
Anyway, Davies managed to put his band together somehow, and they yodel to this day in the United Empires of Mexicana.
On this day, Korn starts a good life bringing joy to the little kids. They will eat ice cream while watching a soap opera and talking about their emotions. (for more info go to the page on system of a down)"
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Ralion [ Konsul ]
poczytajcie sobie też artykuły na
https://www.wielkarzeczpospolita.net/
szczególnie sport :D
np. relacja z meczu piłki nożnej Polska-Reszta Świata
(..) Prawdziwą wrzawę na stadionie wywołało jednak zdarzenie, które miało miejsce pod sam koniec meczu. W 84 minucie Polacy mieli szansę na zdobycie piętnastej bramki, jednak piłka trafiła w słupek powodując jego.... złamanie! W tej sytuacji trzeba było wymienić całą bramkę wraz z bramkarzem, który zemdlał z wrażenia.
Orlando [ Reservoir Dog on holiday ]
# ty skurwysynie (only to guys) (pronouced: tea skull-we-seen, meaning: you are my best-friend)
# pies cie jebał (only to dogs) (pronounced: peace see yee-bow, meaning: my dog likes you)
haha
Chmielek [ Warrior of the World ]
People Who Have Not Forgotten Poland
Adolph Hitler
George Bush
you
Josef Stalin
opisy wymiatają
U.V. Impaler [ Hurt me plenty ]
Doom 3
Dom's third adventure received praise for it's extremely detailed shadow effects. The game's darkness was ultra realistic (32 bit precision darkness); controlling Doom around without having him break his nose by running into walls and other things was a real challenge.
Half-Life 2
After 31 years in development and endless hours of forced labor by small orphans in Canada, the game was successfully released to the lucky 5% of the fans who have not killed themselves in the fury of confusion.
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Kompo [ arbuz luzem ]
Mocne.
...NathaN... [ The Godfather ]
Ogólnie stronka świetna, ale zdjecie z tego linku jest dość nie na miejscu
U.V. Impaler [ Hurt me plenty ]
Papież popularny jest.
mycha921 [ Holy shit ! I am Male! ]
ale ROTFL
Mephistopheles [ Hellseeker ]
Opis Silent Hill zwalił mnie z nóg.
For a brief moment, the entire town was shocked to discover a murder rate of 1,119,500 people per year. However, it was later discovered that it was the same victim in almost every case, and she wasn't even a real person anyway. The remainder of the murder cases were thrown out when a grand jury unanimously decided that it was okay to kill a person "If they were making fun of you with their eyes".
Każdy kto przeszedł drugą część SH wie o co chodzi. :D
reds23 [ redsov ]
xD
Conroy [ Dwie Szopy ]
Polska uncyclopedia też jest, ale niestety poziomem humoru nie dorównuje angielskiej:
P4CYFIK4TOR [ ]
National Sports: Smoking, Migrating To London en masse, Drinking Their National Currency, Llama Love
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Staniol89 [ LoDzIk ]
"Vodka (Polish: wódka; Russian: vodochka) is a narcotic, radioactive, typically invisible gas, usually extracted from fermented kittens."
Buby [ Rangers Lead The Way! ]
DOBRE :D :D :D
...NathaN... [ The Godfather ]
buehehe, jedna rzecz z polskiej nonsensopedii mnie rozwaliła:
Ważniejsze wiochy w Polsce: Rzeszów - wiocha z największą na świecie pochwą zwaną "Wielka Cipa"
PS Jak ktos nie wie jak to wyglada to patrzcie do linka. Ja to widze prawie codziennie ;]
...NathaN... [ The Godfather ]
OMG! Znalazłem jeszcze jedno:
Rzeszów to miasto w Polsce. Wyglądem przypomina poziom 1-1 z Super Mario Bros
kamil_kriss [ fIgHtInG dReAmEr ]
National Sports: Smoking, Migrating To London en masse, Drinking Their National Currency, Llama Love/
kamil_kriss [ fIgHtInG dReAmEr ]
O star warsie fajne texty są :D
The Joker [ Pretorianin ]
Poprostu genialne!!
PikiMar [ Konsul ]
To o Polakach to wymyślili Polacy? Czy inna nacja?
W historii Polski jest opis:
In the Year 2005 Polish citizen Jan Nowak has finished repairing his washing machine after a heroic 15-year-long struggle.
Mała aluzja do reklamy tych kostek na kamień w pralkach :)
Jeśli to niepolacy to winszuje :D
MAROLL [ United Offensive ]
O Bushu wymiata:
“Sad is the man who has not been balls deep in Bush.”
— Oscar Wilde on George Bush
ERROR 404. Weapons of mass destruction not found. :D
Others with similar names include:
-Stalin
-Adolf Hitler
-P.Diddy
MAROLL [ United Offensive ]
Wpisalem slowo SPAIN i spadlem z krzesla:
Spain (from the Latin term for Ass Pain)
mineral [ Guild Wars Factions ]
To jest super:
However, the Polish ninja infantry is still relatively unknown despite their key roles in the assassinations of Adolf Hitler, JFK, Superman and Marlon Brando (to name but a few).
MAROLL [ United Offensive ]
To jest poprostu genialne. Jaka zlota maline czy cos im dac. Takiej polewki dawno nie mialem. Moze wyjdzie polskie wydanie aby wszyscy sie posmiali.