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07.04.2002
22:12
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

"Pod Rozbrykanym Nazgulem" ksiega 75

Witamy Cię zagubiony wędrowcze-czyś jest hobbitem, czy Elfem, czy też może krasnoludem, zatrzymaj się na chwilę i podumaj z nami. Zamów dzisiejszy specjał-potrawkę z królika z ziołami, przyprawioną lembasami i wypoczywaj. Mamy też swietnie, lotlorianskie piwo.
Od Araba, kastore, Berena i krasnoluda;) Fudoshina dowiesz się nadzwyczajnych rzeczy z historii Śródziemia, sprawdzisz swoją wiedzę o nim, a z AQA i Tofu podyskutujesz w języku Elfów. Z LooZ^'em, ^quqoch'em^, Rivenem i Owenem popalisz fajkowe ziele i obgadasz najnowsze doniesienia ze Śródziemia. Baczcie jednak, aby nie prowokować zamieszek i nie obrażać naszej Pani, FoXXXMagdy, albowiem Thintil stale was obserwuje...
Jeśliś ciekaw opinii o naszych trunkach, poradź się gofra, który często przebywa w piwniczce i bimber degustuje.
Czasami wpada tu tez blumchen, ktora zajmuje sie Karczma na czas nieobecnosci Pani.
Nam wszystkim możesz przedstawić swoje przeżycia i wątpliwości związane z czytaniem Czerwonej Księgi i zapisków Froda i Bilba...
Jesli chcesz podzielić się z nami swoją twórczością związaną ze Śródziemiem, to dobrze trafiłeś...
A jeśliś ciekaw co Twe szlachetne imię znaczy w najpiękniejszej mowie świata-Quenyi, to kliknij na podanego niżej linka i idź za światłem...

Śpiewaj więc z nami:
"A droga wiedzie w przód i w przód,
Choć się zaczęła tuż za progiem-
I w dal przede mną mknie na wschód.
a ja wciąż za nią - tak jak mogę...
Skorymi stopy za nią w ślad-
aż w szerszą się rozpłynie drogę,
Gdzie strumień licznych dróg już wpadł...
A potem dokąd? Rzec nie mogę."

"Droga wybiegła hen, gdzieś w dal,
Za drzwiami się zaczyna tuż,
Daleko zaszła droga ta.
Kto może, niech ją goni już !
Niech w podróż nową puszcza się,
Lecz ja zdrożone nogi mam,
Światło gospody wzywa mnie,
Prześpię się i wypocznę tam. "

Jeśli chcesz natomiast aktywniej podyskutować zapraszymy do pokoju chata "Pod Rozbrykanym Nazgulem", gdzie najprawdopodbniej odbywać się będą sesje RPG w realich Śródziemia - zapraszamy!

Bawcie się wiec, lecz uważajcie na krążące w poblizu stada Orków-wróg nie śpi!

07.04.2002
22:13
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

starsza czesc...

07.04.2002
22:13
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m6a6t6i [ hate me! ]

czyzby pierwszy?

07.04.2002
22:14
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m6a6t6i [ hate me! ]

yeah ;)

07.04.2002
22:14
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

link do "official karczma www site" stworzonej przez matiego:

07.04.2002
22:15
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

m6a6t6i --->collage zajebiste!Niesamowite! Facet, rob je dalej:) jestes pewnie elfem?

07.04.2002
22:16
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Dziekujemy o Pani za zalozenie watku nowego -powiedzial Wiedzmin A jako ze ja zastepuje gofra to Est Est nowy nabytek prosto z mojego swiata dla Ciebie o Pani:

07.04.2002
22:17
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m6a6t6i [ hate me! ]

Ludzie zwolnijcie pisanie ;) jestszcze nazgul 73 nie zlecial na druga strone ;) foxxxmagda -> ciemnym elfem, cos jak drizzt ;)

07.04.2002
22:17
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hugo [ v4 ]

Żegnam wszystkich, idę myć naczynia! Dobranoc i In A Gadda Da Vidda!

07.04.2002
22:18
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

hugo==> ?

07.04.2002
22:18
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

m6a6t6i --->na druga??:) jeszcze z pierwszych 10 topicow nie spadl;)) Stitch001-->dziekuje bardzo, wiesz jak polepszyc mi humor:)

07.04.2002
22:19
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Beren [ Senator ]

hugo - czyzbys odkryl nowe powolanie ?

07.04.2002
22:20
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Dobranoc Wierszokleto ;) kusio a moze sie jednak skusisz co do mojej sypialni? Na pewno bedziemy kuso ubrani, to moge zapewnic. ;)

07.04.2002
22:20
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hugo [ v4 ]

Beren==>tak. Wiesz ile pasjii, i zaangażowania wymaga mycie naczyń??

07.04.2002
22:21
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

Stitch==> hm....chyba pójdę z hugiem

07.04.2002
22:21
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

kami --> czyżbyś została Strażniczką Moralności? Beren --> co słychać? tylko 1,5 dnia mnie nie było, a Ty już wiarołomny... kusia --> witaj, utworzymy front przeciwko Jednorękim?

07.04.2002
22:23
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

Vilya==> Niech żyją wspaniałe idee i wielkie czyny :-)

07.04.2002
22:23
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

No nie i znowu bede sam dzisiejszej nocy? :( Chyba sie upije. :(

07.04.2002
22:24
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Vilya--> po naszej dyskusji na temat Mlodej POlski powinnas juz wiedziec jaki mam stosunek do wszelakiej niemoralnosci.

07.04.2002
22:24
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hugo [ v4 ]

Stitch==> odstąpię ci fifi

07.04.2002
22:25
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

hugo bo raz zlamie zasade i zakatrupie to zwieze. ;)

07.04.2002
22:26
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Beren [ Senator ]

eee... ratunku (?) :P Vilyo przeciez rozmawialismy o tym, ze przydalby sie ktos jeszcze i ustalilismy plec ... ja sie tu staram, a ty probojesz moje starania udaremnic :(

07.04.2002
22:27
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

kami --> ja chyba zostanę nihilistką... po wykładzie z modernizmu w prozie angielskiej i poezji amerykańskiej dochodzę do wniosku, że wartości są bardzo złudne i niewielu ludzi chce ich bronić jak to mówił Jack Kerouac "I don't know, I don't care and it doesn't make any difference."

07.04.2002
22:27
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hugo [ v4 ]

Stitch --> po co masz zabijać skoro i tak ci nikt nie zapłaci!!!!!

07.04.2002
22:28
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Arab [ Senator ]

Boze, co wy robicie. Nie ma mnie 2 godziny, a juz mnie jedna czesc przeoczyla :(

07.04.2002
22:28
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Vilya--> musze sobie to zdanie zapamietac bo i takie momenty mi sie zdarzaja w zyciu.

07.04.2002
22:29
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

witaj Arab

07.04.2002
22:29
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Witaj Arab:) Moze Ty wniesiesz troche moralnosci do karczmy

07.04.2002
22:30
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

Beren --> you're tragically mistaken. Zgodziliśmy się co do towarzystwa, ale nie powiedziałam, że masz je sobie dobierać bez porozumienia ze mną. ;) do konstruktorów karczmy --> poproszę o przyznanie własnego pokoju lub wpisanie mnie jako mieszkańca stajni

07.04.2002
22:30
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami----> wniose, wniose! Najpierw utempeuje chuc tego cholernego wiedzmaka

07.04.2002
22:31
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

Na mnie już czas

07.04.2002
22:32
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Beren [ Senator ]

Vilya - czyzbys nie lubila Kusi ? ja ja polubilem od pierwszego wejrzenia :P zegnam sie z wami na jakies pol godziny w trybie natychmiastowym - bedziemy kontynuowac potem; nie odchodzcie :)

07.04.2002
22:32
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

Żegnam wszysykich i życzę spokojnej nocy

07.04.2002
22:33
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Arab [ Senator ]

Vilya--> moze ty wniesiesz jakis intelektualny powiew. Jak tam nauka w Wawie?

07.04.2002
22:34
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Oby to sie zle nie skonczylo jak mawial bohater "Czlowieka w futerale"

07.04.2002
22:34
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

Beren--> to miło z twojej strony.....

07.04.2002
22:35
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hugo [ v4 ]

Vilya ==> stajnia już zajęta, ale chętnie się podzielę....

07.04.2002
22:36
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

hugo--> co ty tu jeszcze robisz? jak tam mycie naczyń?

07.04.2002
22:36
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

Arab --> zerknij no powyżej. Masz ochotę na dyskusję o Ulissesie? (wykład z Joyce'a miałam), a może wolisz zinterpretować myśl Conrada -- We live, as we dream -- alone. Możemy też pogadać o tym czy "a poem should not mean but be." (A. Mc Leish) Beren --> do Kusi to ja nic nie mam

07.04.2002
22:36
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

He i co tu duzo mowic --->

07.04.2002
22:37
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hugo [ v4 ]

[Głos z kuchni] Już kończę!!

07.04.2002
22:37
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

No nie,ja juz sie gubie kto tu z kim...

07.04.2002
22:37
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

hm, wiec ja na razie sie wynosze:) nie mam tu chyba nic do roboty:) ciao

07.04.2002
22:38
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Vilyo, o przepiekna to moze sie do mnie przeprowadzisz? Przeciez to bardzo blisko.

07.04.2002
22:38
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

Stitch--> ee no stary gratulacje!!!!

07.04.2002
22:39
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Dobrej Nocy zycze o Pani FoXXMagdo

07.04.2002
22:40
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kusia [ Chorąży ]

hm.... dobranoc wszystkim

07.04.2002
22:41
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Arab [ Senator ]

Vilya--> a wiesz, ze Joyce'a jeszcze nie czytalem. Planuje na wakacje ta cegle przerobic, bo obecnie nie mam na to czasu. A predzej to bym podyskutowal na temat slow Conrada. Pytanie jak je rozumiec? Odwieczny problem snu, a jawy?

07.04.2002
22:41
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Kusio ty tez uciekasz? :(

07.04.2002
22:41
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

Stitch --> wezme to pod rozwagę, aczkolwiek Hugo i stajnia są pociągającą perspektywą ponieważ: a) w stajni więcej miejsca b) z Hugiem, jako kolegą po fachu (nie chodzi o zmywanie naczyń), dogadywałabym się swietnie c) lubię imię Hugo

07.04.2002
22:42
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Arab [ Senator ]

Nie chce byc zlosliwy, ale w koncu moze bedzie spokoj i bedzie wiadomo co i jak

07.04.2002
22:44
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hugo [ v4 ]

Vilya ==> no to idziemy!

07.04.2002
22:45
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

To zostalo mi juz tylko jedno.... upic sie.

07.04.2002
22:46
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

Stitch001--->tez mi dzis smutno, wiec szlachetny Panie, moze upijemy sie razem?

07.04.2002
22:48
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Przy takim towazystwie o Pani to bedzie przyjemnosc ;)

07.04.2002
22:48
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

A ja sie upije w samotnosci:)

07.04.2002
22:48
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m6a6t6i [ hate me! ]

a mi wesolo bo pochwalili moja gre ;) moge tez sie upic? ;)))

07.04.2002
22:48
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami--> jestes tu?

07.04.2002
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

a z weselszych rzeczy polecam po pierwsze: niesamowita strone pelna zdjec z filmu i wycietych z filmu: i zaraz podam cos jeszce:)

07.04.2002
22:49
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

m6a6t6i--> ja zawsze w Ciebie wierzylam:)

07.04.2002
22:49
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Arab--> od dawna, a co?

07.04.2002
22:49
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

Arab --> nie jestem aż tak mądra, ale prof. Wiśniewski naprowadził mnie na następujący trop: Conrad był... egzystencjalistą. Zdanie "we live as we dream..." odnosi się do tego, że niemożliwe jest przekazanie swojej rzeczywistości drugiej osobie. Próba wciągnięcia kogoś w swój świat jest równie bezsensowna, jak oczekiwanie, że ktoś "zobaczy i poczuje" nasz sen tylko na podstawie tego, co mu opowiadamy. Stitch, ty też chodź do stajni.

07.04.2002
22:49
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Arab [ Senator ]

5 postow naraz. Chyba zaraz nas zbanuja za zasmiecanie forum

07.04.2002
22:49
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

to tylko część:) wiec po przeczytaniu powiedzcie czy dac reszte:) ja sie poplakalam ze smiechu, zwlaszcza przy Aragornie:) THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN Day 1: Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it. Still not King. Day 4: Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying. Not King yet. Day 6: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King. Day 10: Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Balrog. Not King today either. Day 11: Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy. Still not King. Day 30: In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench. Nice chat with Boromir. He's not so bad. Took a shower. Yay! But still not King. Day 32: Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy. Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. Nope, not King. Day 33: Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good. Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. RIP Boromir. Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss. Day 34: Frodo went to Mordor. Still not King, goddammit. THE SECRET DIARY OF FRODO BAGGINS: Day 1: Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Day 3: Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move. THE SECRET DIARY OF SAMWISE GAMGEE Day 1: Frodo stabbed by Morgul blade. Oh no! Day 24: Boromir killed by orcs. Knew orcs good for something. THE SECRET DIARY OF LEGOLAS Day 1: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky. Day 4: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me! Day 6: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest. Day 10: Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more. Still prettiest, despite blasted spot. Day 11: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me. Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath. I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now? Still prettiest by far. Day 30: All this paddling about in boats is hell on my complexion. Still the prettiest. Day 33: Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite. Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most uncessesary. Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Frodo off to Mordor with Sam.

07.04.2002
22:54
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Arab [ Senator ]

Vilya---> a ja sadzilem, ze moze chodzic o aspekt epistemologiczny, teoria poznania, ala Hume, Locke, czy Kant. Zastanawianie sie co jest snem, co jawa, jak to odroznic. Ale to zalozenie o indwidualizacji przezyc nie przyszlo mi do glowy.

07.04.2002
22:55
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

FoxxMagda --> dobre, rotfl

07.04.2002
22:57
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Arab [ Senator ]

Magda--> mocne! A zwlaszcza Legolas o "butt like granite"

07.04.2002
22:59
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

FMagda --> FENOMENALNE!!! tak się uśmiałam, że brat zaraz mnie zabije, bo go obudziłam. Świetne. Więcej takich. Arab --> bla bla bla bla... a może zejdziemy z wyżyn intelektu i się napijemy? tequila sunrise -->

07.04.2002
22:59
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Co tak wszyscy nagle zamilkli?

07.04.2002
23:01
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Arab [ Senator ]

Vilya--> wiem, wiem, sztuka dla sztuki :) Polej no ta tequile lepiej i mow czy ktos na pradze Cie nie zaczepial, bo w razie czego to...

07.04.2002
23:02
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami--> a wtedy bylo lepiej, gdy ze 20 osob odpowiadalo na raz? Nie sadze... A tak w ogole co u ciebie?

07.04.2002
23:05
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Arab--> nie bylo lepiej, racja, ale moglam z rogu karczmy obserwowac pozostajac niezauwazona i wyciagac wnioski, a teraz zostales Ty i Vilya przy jednym stoliku i mnie zobaczyliscie chyba juz. Nie bede przeszkadzac, powedruje chyba do osemki. A u mnie nic ciekawego.

07.04.2002
23:05
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

Nastepne:))))))a to jeszcze nie koniec! THE SECRET DIARY OF BOROMIR OF GONDOR Day 1: Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. Day 3: Stupid Ring, stupid Quest, stupid Fellowship. Day 4: Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his... Stupid Ring. Day 30: In Lothlorien. Galadriel quite a babe. Feel sure she was attracted to my rugged yet unwashed manliness. Legolas took a bath in her fountain. Got in trouble. Ha. Ha. Big elfy git. Am quite sure he dyes his hair. Also, he has spot on his nose. Day 33: Frodo being all weird about the Ring. Won't even let me look at it. Day 35: Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs. THE SECRET DIARY OF RINGWRAITH #5 Day 1: Just opened Christmas pressie from Sauron. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ring! Day 1,000,967: Got box of chocolates as Christmas bonus from Dark Lord, again. As per usual, Sauron ate all the toffees and left the strawberry creams. How I detest this life of vile servitude. Still disembodied. Day 1,001,056: V. bored in Barad-Dur. Nothing to do but play Scrabble with Orcs. Is v. annoying as Orcs only know Black Speech of Mordor. You try spelling Azg Nazg Gimbatul for a triple word score. Yeah, I didn't think so. Day 1,001,102: Suspect Sauron gearing up for something. Walked in on him applying ceremonial sparkly mascara. Suspect he will be v. happy when he has body back and can really dress up again. Day 1,001,105: Yes, Sauron definitely gearing up for something. Have been given orders to sally forth and hunt down hobbit who has somehow gotten hold of Ruling Ring. Witch-King of Angmar's suggestion to place pictures of Ruling Ring on milk cartons and wait for calls to come in was ignored. Day 1,001,106: Have been given brand spanking new horse. Go me! On minus side, still disembodied. Day 1,001,107: V. close to nabbing Ringbearer tonight, but head Nazgul suffered attack of giggles. Will catch up with Hobbit in Bree. V. much looking forward to post-slaughter booze-up. Day 1,001,109: Drat that Aragorn. Drat Isildur and all his Heirs. Son of Arathorn has Hobbit-napped the Ringbearer. To combat disappointment at failure to achieve goals set by Sauron, spent all night boozing it up in Bree. Breelanders v. informative. Drinks: 10 Mai Tais (then impaled innkeeper on swizzle stick) Killed: 17 human men. Go us! Day 1,001,115: Have been following Isildur's heir and pack of Hobbits for six days. Day 1,001,116: Got slightly stab-happy with Ringbearer at Weathertop. Aragorn went all wonky and possessive and set me on fire. Day 1,001,119: Met she-elf girlfriend of Isildur's Heir today. Horse dead, armor all rusted. Must return to Mordor for oiling. THE SECRET DIARY OF ARWEN UNDOMIEL Day 1: Broke up with Aragorn today. He would insist on giving me a clay pipe and a pair of breeches for Valentine's Day when I specifically requested a nightie. Have sent him away from Rivendell. Day 2: Bored and lonely. Regret having sent Aragorn away. Wish I could be interested in Elf men, but ever since debacle with Glorfindel back in Second Age when he accused me of copying his hairstyle, have given up on my own kind. Day 13: Too, too, too bored. Perhaps will leave Rivendell in search of adventure, or shopping. Day 15: Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising! Day 17: Went to Bree. Asked Barliman if had seen Aragorn lately. Barliman said, "The 'Still Not King guy, right?' Did not respond; some people don't deserve my conversation. Day 18: Have been following Aragorn for two days now. Doesn't he ever wash his hair when I'm not around? Day 27: Have Hobbit. Chased by Ringwraiths. So tedious. Off to Rivendell. Day 30: Hobbits such a bother. Kitchen staff fussing - all out of carrots. Bathroom staff fussing - all out of strawberry scented bath bubbles. Legolas fussing - will not let me go to Council meeting as then he will not be prettiest. Strain is obviously getting to Daddy. Asked me yesterday in haggard manner whether I thought purple suited his complexion. Told him of course not, he is so obviously an autumn. THE SECRET DIARY OF ELROND Day 1: Bad breakup with Isildur. He would insist on wearing tacky gold jewelry against my advice. Confirms my suspicions that humans not just weakest race of Middle-Earth, but also cannot accessorize worth a damn. Big battle, we won, Sauron defeated. Plundered Barad-dur but notable lack of pretty things to take home. Sauron's decorating tastes definitely running towards black, knobbly, tattered look. So not me. Day 3: Isildur set upon by orcs and killed. Told him his poor dress sense would attract all the wrong sorts. Day 2,000,045: So bored in Rivendell. Have decided to hold council meeting and name it after myself. Go me! Hope Legolas does not attend; still remember party in Second Age where he disappeared mysteriously, along with two gallons of my favorite strawberry bath suds. Day 2,000,048: Drat. Legolas first one to RSVP to my party invitation. Wish he would not use scented pink stationary as makes me sneeze. Did however offer to bring game of Twister to play. Along with disco ball I borrowed from Sauron back in First Age, should make for quite the party. Day 2,000,050: Unexpected surprise as Gandalf stopped by, apparently just to have a whinge about big fight he had with Saruman. Tuned him out -- do I look like an Agony Aunt? Why does everyone come to me with problems? Day 2,000,051: Gandalf does not like Twister idea and has rejected my suggestion of a polka music theme for the Council. Instead insists we sit around and talk about boring old fate of Middle Earth, defeat of ultimate evil, blah blah blah. Don't see why we all have to suffer just because Isildur couldn't give up his jewelry habit. Day 2,000,059: Gandalf made me return disco ball to Sauron. Told me to sort out my priorities. Day 2,000,061: Everyone finally arrived for party -- oh wait, I mean boring-ass Secret Council Meeting. Ponced off myself to have a sulk, and bumped into smallest hobbit hanging about the greensward. Took him for inanimate lawn ornament at first. Day 2,000,068: All right, who's been using all my strawberry bath bubbles? Certainly wasn't Aragorn, judging by the state of *his* hair. Day 2,000,071: Tried to have a quiet think in the garden only to discover someone had dug up all the carrots. Is there no peace to be had? Day 2,000,072: Refused to let Arwen attend Council of Elrond, as if she does, she will certainly notice I have borrowed her tiara. Tiara looks better on me anyway. Day 2,000,075: Council very boring. Got to say "DOOM" a few times in v. dramatic voice

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Malenka ja umilklem bo sie upijam... (gurp).... bo nikt nie chce mnie "odwiedzic.... (hik)....

07.04.2002
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Stitch --> moze nikt nie chce bo za duzo naraz prosisz....

07.04.2002
23:11
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

THE SECRET DIARY OF VILYA day 7, Synday night Died of laughter. Good. Won't have to teach stupid kids.

07.04.2002
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Zreszta ja tez sie upijam.

07.04.2002
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

Zostal jezscze min. pamietnik Saurona;))))) THE SECRET DIARY OF SAURON Day 1: Is not that being defeated by last alliance is so bad, is not even that being reduced to a disembodied eyeball is so bad. But whose bright idea was it to slice onions in here? -later- Blast those orcs and their fondness for onion dip. Have taken their disco ball away. God, it's fun to be evil. Day 3,000,005: Am bored. Have been waiting for Middle-Earthlink guy to come and install DSL in Barad-Dur since second-age. Will use palantir as alternative. Day 3,000,007: I spy with my big-huge-nasty-flaming eye...something resembling a novelty dashboard ornament. Witch King of Angmar tells me it's a hobbit. Day 3,000,008 ARGH! That tiny bloke has MY RING! later.. Have sent the nine to fetch ring back. Day 3,000,011: Have met v. nice bloke over the palantir. An older gent, seems to have copied hairstyle from Galadriel, but no matter. He likes me for me. Finally someone to see past the eyeball. Will send him packet of glittery barrettes. Day 3,000,013 Tried to ask Saruman over for dinner, but lost nerve at last moment and said some idiotic thing about building an army instead. Is somewhat amusing watching him play violin for orcs and goblin men in attempt to spark romance, so will not clear up confusion just yet. Day 3,000,021: Elrond having another of his disastrous parties. Why was not invited? Just because have no body and cannot play twister with Legolas is no reason to snub me. Day 3,000,033: Bored bored bored, so caught up on palantir-watching today. Lovely place, Moria, used to vacation there. Sent word to Bob Balrog to keep an eye out. Day 3,000,034: No word back from Bob. Suspect he is moping. Never could sort out his love life. Always whining and writing in his journal. Bloody sensitive demon types, no use at all. Day 3,000,035 He fell into shadow. Down with the competition! Go me! Day 3,000,036: Fellowship in Lothlorien. Oh god, Galadriel Galadriel Galadriel. It's always about HER. Paint my toenails, Sauron. Don't touch my hair, Sauron. I want a pretty ring, Sauron. Then she goes off with slabbish oaf Celeborn. Bet HE cannot forge twenty rings of Power. Time to toss some Jiffy Pop into Mount Doom and watch the fireworks. Day 3,000,039 Finally some decent fighting. Orcs killed : four hundred, v. bad. Humans killed : one. Go Uruk-Hai! THE SECRET DIARY OF GANDALF THE GREY Day 1: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Day 2: Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. Day 3: Massive fecking hangover. Off to Minas Tirith for some aspirin. Day4: Went to Saruman for advice about Ring but he had become evil. Nobody tells me anything. Apparently there was a memo. Radagast the Brown probably stealing paper out of my inbox again. Day 13: Stuck on top of tower. Great view, but constant pelting sleet not good for robe. Am amusing self by spitting gum down on the Orcs. Day 19: Escaped. Am in Rivendell. Sam slightly out of control. Keeps giving Frodo baths. Elves all out of strawberry-scented soap now. Elrond getting annoyed. Day 20: Elrond has decided to send Frodo away as is tired of never being able to get into the first-floor bathroom. Big folderol about Ring. Day 33: V. cold on top of Caradhras. If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff. Day 35 : Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age. Day 37: In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry. Day 37: Fell into shadow. Balrog such a prat. THE SECRET DIARY OF PEREGRINE TOOK Day 1: Was out pilfering vegetables when bumped into Sam and Frodo. Day 2: V. nice in Rivendell. Tired of elves mistaking me for unusually lifelike lawn ornament. Day 3: Joined Fellowship of Ring for a lark. Everyone v. nice except Legolas seems a bit testy. Yesterday held me upside down over crevasse until I admitted he was the prettiest elf in the Fellowship. Did not feel like pointing out he was only elf in Fellowship, as crevasse was very deep. Day 7: Has been twenty-five days since met Aragorn and he has not yet washed his hair. Is really starting to bother me. Day 13: Aragorn still hasn't washed his hair. Day 14: Gandalf dead. Everyone morose. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk. Day 15: Aragorn washed his hair. Hurrah. Day 30: Have been kidnapped by Uruk-hai. Not very friendly types. Orcs v. smelly. THE SECRET DIARY OF SARUMAN THE WHITE Day 1: Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Puce. Perhaps will have a look at the palantir. Day 2: Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Day 7: Well, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Dark Lord of Mordor. Just my luck. Could have been worse, I guess. Must go now, have to raise massive demon army to scourge the earth. Also, have manicure appointment. Is no easy task keeping nails pointy. Day 9: Typical. Gandalf just came waltzing by and he knows I hate drop-ins. Wanted to yap on and on all about the ring he gave his new friend. Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me. Day 13: Am tired of climbing up and down eight million stairs just to taunt Gandalf. Should have imprisoned him in easy-access dungeon where could taunt more effectively, and would not have to wait until after breakfast. Day 14: All right, who's been spitting gum down on the orcs? Honestly. Day 15: Was right in middle of really good taunt and Gandalf escaped. Ah well. Will save me daily stair climb. Day 16: Have been watching in palantir. Gandalf off on extending camping trip with four hobbits, a v. buff elf, and Aragorn son of Arathorn. Once threw him out of Isengard for whinging about not being King yet. Then there's a shady-looking character and some kind of hairy newt. Or maybe it's a dwarf. What a bunch of yobbos. Day 20: Have crossed orcs with goblin men in caverns below Isengard. V. tedious experience as orcs and goblin men most reluctant to breed, even with dinner and flowers. Next time will try something easier, such as breeding goblins and cheerleaders to create super-perky army that can travel by day and will not complain about pink uniforms. Day 22: Did not know when decided to make demon army for Sauron that would be so darn messy. Curse my decision to be Saruman the White. Should have decided to be Saruman the Muddy Brown, or Saruman the Faintly Greenish. White just shows all the slime. Day 25: Hairy newt is dwarf. Day 28: Uruk-hai nearly ready to go. Watched Fellowship a bit today. Have not laughed so hard since set Balrog up with Gandalf during Second Age and Gandalf stuck Balrog with restaurant bill. Palantir great. Better than cable. THE SECRET DIARY OF GIMLI SON OF GLOIN Day 1: Grr. Argh. Day 2: Faffing about in Rivendell with stuck-up elves v. bad for my digestion. Have asked Elrond to move me to second floor as cannot get into bathroom here without being subjected to sight of hobbits bathing. Got splashed with strawberry bath foam yesterday. Is ridiculous. On plus side, beard now silky and conditioned. Day 14: In Mines of Moria. May have made slight miscalculation, as it seems that cousin Balin has been dead for at least sixty years. Suppose it should have occurred to me that has been a while since last got Christmas card from the Moria folks. Still, cannot be expected to keep track of everything. THE SECRET DIARY OF MERIADOC BRANDYBUCK Day 1: Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Day 2: Pippin nabbed six cabbages, two bags potatoes, and three ears corn. All went downhill though when bumped into Frodo and faithful bit of rough trade, whoops, loyal manservant Sam, in cornfield. Day 3: Cutting across country with Frodo, Sam and Pippin. Are being pursued by overdressed and v. crabby set of riders in outdated black ensembles. As told Gandalf "The Gray" earlier, monochromatic look is so out. Day 5: Everything going from bad to worse. Stop-off in Bree resulted in pick-up of disaffected and unshaven human, not that anyone listens to me. Day 6: Unshaven human said he's really meant to be King. Sure he is, and I'm the Elf Queen of Mirkwood. Day 7: In Rivendell. Have been stuck sleeping right next to bathroom. Strawberry soap suds making floors all slippery. Day 11: Have agreed to go on Quest to keep eye on Pippin. Day 19: Am doomed to be Indistinguishable Backup Hobbit forever. Am considering dramatic haircut, perhaps mohawk of some sort. Day 20: Got mohawk but no one can see it as is v. dark in Mines of Moria. Day 22: Gandalf fell into shadow. Did best to comfort Pippin, but Pippin far more cheered by Legolas' rendition of Silmarillion: The Musical. Could not watch myself - far too many high kicks. Day 30: Kidnapped by orcs. All according to plan. No, seriously, all according to plan!!! Everything is undercontrol! THE SECRET DIARY OF GOLLUM Day 1: Popped over to attend Hobbits Anonymous Meeting in Misty Mountains only to discover was booby trap set by Sauron. Stupid Sauron. Day 5: Held captive by orcs in Barad-Dur. Have been forced to watch "Flipper" over and over until give in and tell them where Ring is. Damn evil methods of torture refined over millennia. Will not give in. Will remain strong. Day 6: Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of "Glitter." Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is. Day 8: Escaped from Mordor. Have made way to Shire. Am v. disappointed that in last few weeks no one has responded to personal ad placed in Shire Weekly. "Toothless, fetid greenish creature. Must enjoy squatting in darkness, jewelry-fondling, and referring to self in third person. No smokers." Day 11: Attempt to infiltrate Council of Elrond in lawn ornament disguise unsuccessful. Was stashed in storage closet by annoying Glorfindel, where was trapped for hours. Day 13: Left Rivendell, following Fellowship. Sent Elrond anonymous letter telling him purple does not suit his complexion. Expect to hear screams of rage all the way to Gap of Rohan. Day 30: V. cold on top of Caradhras. Stowed away in Legolas' backpack but excessive nancing was not good for stomach. Have been sick all over elf collection of hair care products. Hope he does not notice. Day 31: V. Dark in Mines of Moria. Bad for ogling. Have been following sounds of Legolas complaining loudly about state of his backpack and dank air of Moria being bad for his skin. Gandalf stuck gum in his hair while he wasn't looking. Rather like Gandalf. Always has gum. Day 33: Met up with Balrog in nattily decorated subterranean bachelor pad. Balrog v. mopey. Still carrying torch for Gandalf. Told him best course of action was to try to talk it out, explain to Gandalf that while they are two extremely different people, with value systems and lifestyles that are in complete opposition to each other's, romance not ruled out. Balrog said this sounded like meaningless New Age claptrap. Told Balrog to get out of Second Age, start living in the now. Day 34: Balrog-Gandalf conversation did not go as well as hoped, resulting in gory death of both. Perhaps was not cut out to be matchmaker after all. Day 36: In Lothlorien. Attempt to lure Indistinguishable Backup Hobbits away from Ringbearer by placing carrots around was foiled when Legolas found carrots and used them to make facial mask. Aragorn told him was embarrassed to be seen with him while face covered in carrot mulch. Legolas complained he is not getting any younger. Aragorn pointed out he wasn't exactly getting any older, either. Day 39: Off to stalk Ringbearer in Mordor. Perhaps after bite off his finger and steal Ring. Who knows? Plans open. tyle!:) i jak?

07.04.2002
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami--> uwazaj tylko na nerki :)

07.04.2002
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami--> przeciez mielismy kontynuowac nasza rozmowe o Ars amandi ;)

07.04.2002
23:16
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Arab--> tak? nie przypominam sobie:) ja juz jestem tak pijana ze nic nie wiem i w ogole.

07.04.2002
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yosiaczek [ Generał ]

a z Karczmy Smoczej wyszła Yosiaczek, minęła trzy ogromne dęby i doszła do innej Karczmy co się "Pod Rzobrykanym Nazgulem" zwie, puka w szybkę i nieśmiało pyta czy może wejść do środka? :)

07.04.2002
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

proponuje dawac ten adres na wstepie-tak jak tamte;)))) tu jest wiecej niz dalam na forum!!!:) te pamietniki są boskie!

07.04.2002
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

yosiaczek--->zapraszamy!!:)) Vilya zyjesz? jak tak to patrz: "Day 34: Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why? My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me? Not so sure about me either. Still not King, goddammit. " ROTFL:)

07.04.2002
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami--> a ja pamietam kazde twe slowo :) Witaj yosiaczku! Wchodz smialo, wszystkich z radoscia przyjmujemy :)

07.04.2002
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

wiecie co? dziękuję Magdzie, ze dała okazję do śmiechu, ale generalnie rzecz biorąc modernizm w literaturze nastroił mnie tak niedobrze, że chyba pobłądzę jak Boromir. Albo i gorzej. Zerwę z Internetem. A przynajmniej z forum, bo nie czuję się tu spełniona.

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

yosiaczku mily oczywiscie ze mozesz wejsc - powiedzial wiedzim troche cichym glosem ;) Moze czegos sie napijesz? .... (hik) ....

07.04.2002
23:20
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Arab [ Senator ]

Vilya--> w jakim sensie nie spelniona?

07.04.2002
23:22
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Arab--> to moze Cie kiedys przepytam, he? :) Ide sie ulozyc na miekkiej poduszce, owinac ciepla kolderka. Moze jutro zachowam trzezwosc umyslu. Zycze milej nocy. A do Ciebie Arabie bede miec jutro sprawe.

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

W pewnej chwili wiedzmin pochylil sie nad swoim kuferkiem pogrzebal w nim przez chwile, wyja cos wlal sobie do kubka i wypil. Po jakiejs minucie odezwal sie juz, prawie juz trzezwy Soczku lub cos alkoholowego podac szanownej pani yosi???

07.04.2002
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Vilya [ Wilczyca Stepowa ]

Arab --> to nie jest dyskusja na Forum. Ogólnie chodzi o to, że muszę poszukać sposobu wyrażenia siebie w INNY sposób. Tu jest zbyt wiele ograniczeń. Coś wymyślę. Muszę. Go me!

07.04.2002
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Arab [ Senator ]

kami--> to jest nieuczciwe :( Kiedy tylko pojawiam sie na forum to ty znikasz :( Ahh, szkoda gadac...

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Hmmm....

07.04.2002
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

oops ludzie jestescie na mnie źli czy jak:(?

07.04.2002
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Arab [ Senator ]

Vilya--> wiem, ze nie jest to dyskusja na forum. Odbierz jutro rano poczte (o 8 mam informatyke) A poza tym i tak mam nadzieje, ze mozemy sie spotkac w jakims pubie. Tam ograniczen chyba nie bedziesz miala (jak to dwuznacznie brzmi, ale wiesz o co mi chodzi :)

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Nie, skad taki pomysl Pani????

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Arab czy ty czegos nie sugerujesz? He, he, he ;)

07.04.2002
23:29
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yosiaczek [ Generał ]

Stitch001 ---> właśnie ja tu trafiłam tak przypadkiem (chip!), bo szłam się przewietrzyć, bo właśnie świętowałam jubileusz postowy z mym przyjacielem (chip!) no i troche ten tego... juz wypiłam, ale jak chcesz, to może jakieś malibu? :> (a widze nawet, że dobrze tu trafiłam z mym elfickim przydomkiem :))

07.04.2002
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Stitch001 [ Vatt'ghern ]

Wiedzmin podszedl do Pani i szepnal: O Pani Trzeba by nowy watek zalozyc, bo w tym juz miejsca zaczyna brakowac.

07.04.2002
23:31
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kami [ malutkie maleństwo ]

Arab--> to nie tak, wrecz odwrotnie ostatnio:( ide juz naprawde, nie jest dzis wesolo...

07.04.2002
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FoXXXMagda [ Pellamerethiel ]

Nowy.....

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