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Thun [ Konsul ]
Cytaty z irca...
Uwaga:
- teksty w języku angielskim :)
- nie pic / nie jeść w trakcie czytania
Żeby nie było że nie ostrzegałem :)
eJay [ Gladiator ]
#38 +(1539)- [X]
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
LOL:D
sekret_mnicha [ Pretorianin ]
Ja KOCHAM ta strone... trzeba jakos zareklamowac ten watek, zeby wiecej ludzi wiedzialo... Cytaty sa boskie. Polecam top200.
[GameStar]Leviathan [ Legionista ]
Moc w pełni... Kiedyś, gdzieś, przed którymś formatem miałem plik tekstowy z duuuuuuuużą ilością tego typu tekstów... Stronka rządzi.
Xaar [ Uzależniony od Marysi ]
#99060 +(9654)- [X]
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
LOL swietna strona :))))
oksza [ Senator ]
Ja już znam większość na pamięć, nawet dodałem dwa ;) Dzień bez basha to dzień stracony... :>
#85514 +(2487)- [X]
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
oksza [ Senator ]
Mazio [ Mr.Offtopic ]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
ROTFL
Mazio [ Mr.Offtopic ]
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
muahahha mazio ;D
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Mazio [ Mr.Offtopic ]
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
matrix jednak istnieje...
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
PAW666THESATAN [ DP Jasio aka T-666 ]
hahahaha lol ;]
Zapruder [ Testament ]
To rządzi i nic więcej^^
<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))
Xaar [ Uzależniony od Marysi ]
Mazio----> BIG LOL
Mazio [ Mr.Offtopic ]
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
oksza [ Senator ]
#205633 +(2243)- [X]
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
a ja myslalem ze jelopy to tylko w polsce sie rodza ;D
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
blond-dyńka ^^
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
-
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
sorki za te posty ale to juz ostatni - nie moglem sie powstrzymac - dobranoc, ide spac :DDDD
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
mwhahahhahaa
Zapruder [ Testament ]
Yo5H--> buahaha <NES> jest świetne :D
#270224 +(1597)- [X]
<omgwtf> did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed
<omgwtf> reese
<omgwtf> reese something
<Boon> witherspoon?
<omgwtf> no with a knife
<omgwtf> HAHA!
Genzo [ Konsul ]
Yo5h =>
Chcialem wkleic to samo co Ty (vide Napster :DDD )
Pozdro!
Great Site! :D
Genzo [ Konsul ]
#330261 +(3554)- [X]
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
OMG! :DDDDDD
azarothen [ macio ]
#3630 +(2555)- [X]
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
azarothen [ macio ]
No i jeszcze kultowe ;)
#369 +(3875)- [X]
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
Hellraiser [ Born To Raise Hell ]
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
Forgotten [ Pretorianin ]
#43 +(1588)- [X]
<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
#361 +(448)- [X]
<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac
#366 +(457)- [X]
<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."
#9322 +(4930)- [X]
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
hahahaha
Forgotten [ Pretorianin ]
nie moge, jescze kilka ;]
<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
Zapruder [ Testament ]
Od razu przypomniała mi się tam mapka świata według amerykańców :D :D ^^
<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
nc -> :D
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
oksza [ Senator ]
#2523 +(294)- [X]
<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme
d333d333 [ Silber Kreuz ]
wy siedzieliscie kiedys na irsu? bo nie wiem czym tu sie podniesas, takie txty to norma........
Vistorante [ teh_pwnerer ]
d333d333 ---> nie zawsze kolego nie zawsze :)
[11:38:16] [@AGD|Dasiu] flood protect wylacz :D
[11:38:39] [@vistorante] ok wylaczylem ;]
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:D
Garbizaur [ CLS ]
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
Hehe!!!
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
huh O.o
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
Loiosh [ Generaďż˝ ]
IMO jedno z lepszych:)
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Soll [ Senator ]
;)
Kajetan-TM [ Pretorianin ]
A to :
I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
Co za koleś :>>>
r.ADM [ Pretorianin ]
<frogger> does anone know of an algorithm to generate random numbers in an increasing sequence?
<JubJub> Use the Pullit-Hofften method
<frogger> what's that?
<JubJub> Just ask cheesy how many times he's masturbated today
<CheeseZone> 11, why?
zarith [ ]
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
Nadiana [ Junior ]
cześc :)
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
muahahahahahhahahahhah!!!
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
zarith [ ]
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
Yo5H [ spammajster ]
<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wal
zarith [ ]
<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes
zarith [ ]
jeezuuu:>>>
#205557 +(1863)- [X]
<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :)
<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :)
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.
<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!
<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<VCR-clock> :)
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<SailorV> EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that
zarith [ ]
jeszcze jedno muszę :>
Quaestor> how frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question?
Archon11> 7 times in the US and 11 in Canada. The European Union is considering a common number of five, but Great Britain refuses to comply and insists on using its own number, six. China does not allow questions except in Hong Kong.