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Gambit [ le Diable Blanc ]
Jakim jesteś dyktatorem...
Chcecie rządzić światem...to zobaczcie jak Wam to pójdzie. Mi poszło tak:
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
zawilec [ Pretorianin ]
To ma byc zaszczyt czy obraza??
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
Garbizaur [ CLS ]
Wyszedł mi Tony Blair.
zarith [ ]
ja zostałem buszem (tzn specjalnie, chciałem zobaczyć czy twórcy testu przewidują tylko dyktatury lewicowe:))
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey
Genzo9 [ Pretorianin ]
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
_Szakal_ [ Żółta Żyrafa ]
Jozef Stalin
Vein [ Sannin ]
hehehe a mi wyszedl Fiedel Castro :P
nutkaaa [ Żywiołak Ognia ]
Saddam Hussein :]
xKx [ CLINIC ]
Józek Stalin :)
Giftzwerg [ Konsul ]
Przewodniczący mao.
Swoją drogą jest w tym coś makabrycznego...
Piotrek.K [ Cyberdine Systems ]
Kurde wyszedl mi Tony Blair. Chyba sie powiesze :/:/:/
"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! "
Trael [ Konsul ]
Tony Blair
Nyhos [ Droogie ]
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
ksips [ Generaďż˝ ]
Mi wyszedl Hitler!
ssjNaza [ Pretorianin ]
Mi też Sadam ;)
garrett [ realny nie realny ]
kuzwa jaki wstyd G. Bush :)
IOO_pl [ Centurion ]
Bush....?
Eliash [ Generaďż˝ ]
Adolf Hitler
PROSZATAN [ Apokalipsa ]
Slobodan Milosevic
merkav [ Aguś ]
You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
Trzepiskor [ SETH ]
hehe
Arczens [ Legend ]
Mi wyszedł Tony Blair
DARKI [ Konsul ]
hahaha Slobodan Milosevic:)
Viesiu [ vieśniak ]
Mamy drugiego Hussaina :DDDD
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
_Luke_ [ Death Incarnate ]
Hyhy - Dzordz Debilju Busz :>
KingSize_ [ Pretorianin ]
Robert Mugabe , ;-)) ale walilem odp na chybil trafil ;]]
Softi [ Centurion ]
A ja jestem drugim wcieleniem Mullaha Omara:
"Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!"
Viesiu [ vieśniak ]
Pomylka... mamy juz 4 Hussainów :D
evs [ Un loup mechant ]
L
O
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"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! "
Paudyn [ Kwisatz Haderach ]
Chairman Mao.
mi5aser [ Nawiedzający Sny ]
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
gladius [ Óglaigh na hÉireann ]
Adolf Hitler... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
evs [ Un loup mechant ]
hahaha! mixer to co jeszcze nas łączy? uuuu hyhyhy
Khelben [ PointGuard ]
Adolf Hitler
K@mil [ Wirnik ]
Od dzis mowcie mi Joseph Stalin !
-=chudy=- [ ]
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
Buahahahahahaahaha!!!!! Fidel!
dawidowe [ Generaďż˝ ]
Mullah Omar hehe
Cap'n Pimp [ Generaďż˝ ]
Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
Stranger [Gry-OnLine] [ Dead Man Walking ]
George W. Bush :-)
Bigkangoo [ Generaďż˝ ]
Lol
zmudix [ palnik ]
Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
ROTFL :D
zmudix [ palnik ]
shit, myslalem, ze tam gdzies jest napisane, kim jestem:P
Slobodan Milosevic
Orlando [ Reservoir Dog ]
Tony Blair:
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
J0lo [ Legendarny Culé ]
You are:
FIDEL CASTRO!
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
cycu2003 [ Senator ]
Adolf Hitler:
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
Jaelle [ Konsul ]
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
SADDAM HUSSEIN :]
łoł - rany bomba jaka jestem straszna ;P:P
Hitman14 [ Konsul ]
Hussein. :) Nawet fajny ten test, hehe. :)
PAW666THESATAN [ DP Jasio aka T-666 ]
Tony Blair ;]
"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! "
Rellik [ Kuciland seeker ]
Nosz SLABE!! Ciagle dawalem Anty amerykanskie chasła itp a ten mi wyskoczyl ze Tony Blair ze mnie.. ahauhhaha
Hamil_H [ Centurion ]
Nie jest tak źle ;)
Fidel Castro :
"By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start! "
Jozzo [ Konsul ]
TONY BLAIR
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
RADEON FIREBLADE [ Pretorianin ]
nie weim kto to..........
40i4 [ Pretorianin ]
wyszło że jestem Huseinem
Beaverus [ Bounty Hunter ]
A mi wyszlo ze jestem : Siadam Kucam :D
EXCALIBUR(ak) [ Konsul ]
Mow mi Hitler
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!