Znalezione W Sieci: Wywiad z Ozzim Osbournem

20.06.2003

04:35

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frank_black [ Legionista ]

Znalezione W Sieci: Wywiad z Ozzim Osbournem

Ozzy , "I have known Michael for many years man . The guy is a f*#@!ing legend man. The way he gets up on stage and blasts out those tunes . Makes me want to bite the head off a live chicken man."

Reporter ,"What song of Michael's is your favorite?"

Ozzy ," I like alot of his songs man.....can somebody please ask sharon what song of his i like?"

Reporter ,"It can't be that hard just pick one"

Ozzy ," I liked his song '' bat out of hell'......that was a great song man"

Reporter ,"Ozzy that was a singer called meatloaf"

Ozzy ," who are we talking about again?.......somebody ask sharon who we are talking about"

Reporter ," Let's move on shall we?"

Ozzy ," Where are we moving too?......we just brought this f!@#$%ing house man ....i'm not moving again. Somebody ask sharon where we moving to!"

Reporter ,"no no Ozzy i just meant let's go to the next question"

Ozzy," Next question?.....you haven't even asked me the first question yet."

Reporter ,"ummm i did ask you a question before"

Ozzy ," f#@$k!! this man ....somebody ask sharon if he asked me a question before!!"

Reporter ," Ozzy are you happy that kelly has a hit single now?"

Ozzy,"Kelly who?.......do i know a Kelly?.Somebody ask sharon do i know a Kelly"

Reporter ," She's your daughter Ozzy !!!"

Ozzy ,"I don't have a daughter i have a son ....are you trying to f!@#$ing call my son a girl????."

Reporter ," Her name is Kelly osbourne she's your daughter. She did a cover for a song called papa don't preach"

Ozzy ," Somebody called madonna did a song called papa don't preach a long time ago man. That guy also did a song called holiday"

Reporter ,"ummmmm Madonna is a woman not a man Ozzy"

Ozzy ," Your full of S@#$T man ...madonna is a guy.Somebody ask sharon if madonna is a guy"

Reporter ," I suppose you think Michael jackson is a woman"

Ozzy ,"Michael who?...........what the hell are you talking about man........who's this Michael jackson?"

Reporter ," THE GUY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO ME ABOUT!!!!!!!!!"

Ozzy," Oh THAT guy........what did you want to know about him?"

Reporter ," I just wanted to know what song of his you liked and if you like him in general"

Ozzy ," Michael jackson is not my cup of tea man ..... i thought his movie Liar Liar was a heap of f@#%!ing s@#$t man. "

Reporter ," Umm Ozzy that's Jim carey your talking about"

Ozzy ," Jim who........isn't she the one that sings that song jenny from the block?"

Reporter ,"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! JIM CAREY IS A MAN......AND THE PERSON THAT SINGS JENNY FROM THE BLOCK IS JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!!!!!"

Ozzy ," somebody ask sharon if jim carey is a woman"

Reporter ,"Why don't you ask sharon if she can send you to a mental institute too!!!!!!!"

Ozzy ," Hey why are you yelling at me man?.........what the f@#%k is your problem????!!!"

Reporter ,"My problem is .....you Ozzy .....i actually thought i could have a REAL conversation with you. But it's like i'm talking to a diseased monkey.Your not listening to anything i am saying . And your not making any sense!!!"

Ozzy ,"I like monkey's man!!!"

Reporter ," Well why don't you go and shove a f@#$%ing banana up your f@#$%ing butt !!!!!!!"

Ozzy ," Hey man ........you can't talk like that in my house ........even my daughter Kelly doesn't talk that way to me!!"

Reporter ,"AT LAST YOU ADMIT YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER CALLED KELLY !!!!"

Ozzy ," Kelly who man?......i thought we were talking about Michael jackson.I liked him in the film dumb and dumber. Especially when he sang that song IF YOU HAD MY LOVE"

Reporter ,"that's it i'm outta here!!!!!!!!!"

[The reporter leaves Ozzy's house ......and Ozzy just sits in his chair and stairs at his dog pooing on his carpet.Then he says ......... sharon!!!!!!!! who's f@#$ing dog is this man??????????!!!!!!!]

SULIK [ olewam zasady ]

ee wiesz co ... jest piąta rano i jakoś nie che mi sie teraz tego w pośpiech tłumaczyć wiec jak juz wamiesciłeś ten wywiad to moze by się pokusić o jego wolne tłumaczonko dla tych co nie parają sie w językach :]