Na wesoło: O takim jednym, co to sobie ptaszka zgolił, czyli a dictionary of BED English

Benedict [ Generaďż˝ ]

Na wesoło: O takim jednym, co to sobie ptaszka zgolił, czyli a dictionary of BED English

dictionary of bad english
ant (n) when sth is finished; This is the ant, my dear friend (the Doors).
asshole (adv) globally, generally; You must try to view the human asshole.
back (n) a container in which you put things; I can't find my hand-back.
bat (adj) opposite of good; This is certainly a bat idea. [see also --> bed]
beak (adj) large; He has a beak problem to solve.
bear (n) an alcoholic drink make from grain; I'm so thirsty, I could do with cold bear.
bed (adj) opposite of good; I was expelled from school after this bed experience with my biology teacher. [see also --> bat]
bird (n) the hair that some men let grow on the lower part of their faces; He shaved off his bird.
bitch (n) an area of sand near sea or lake; John was lying on the bitch all day long.
boat (v) past tense of BUY; I've heard they boat a new house in the country.
body (n) friend; Hey, meet my body, Hank!
brunch (n) division; "This bank is growing fast." "I’m not surprised. It has a huge brunch in every major city."
called (adj) not warm; It's called in here.
carless (adj) lacking skills or concentration; There are so many carless drivers in Poland! [see also --> salt]
cart (n) a small --> piss of stiff paper; I can't find my identity cart.
chequered (v) past tense of CHECK; Bill's exam form was thoroughly chequered.
chick (adj) stylish, smart, fashionable; There are many chick boutiques in this area.
coach (n) --> piss of furniture; Lie down on the coach if you're feeling sick.
cock (n) --> piss of wood-like material put into the neck of a bottle to keep liquid inside; He took the cock out of the bottle.
cops (n) a dead body; The cops floating in the river -- horrible! [see also --> corpse]
corpse (n) a military formation; John's a volunteer from Peace Corpse. [see also --> cops]
cunt (n) not to be able; Can I go to your room? No, you cunt!
dare (adv) in or to that place; Dare is a very irregular verb, which I can't remember right now...
day (pron) 3rd person plural personal pronoun; Day finished work when the night came [poetic :].
deed (v) past tense of DO; Can you tell me what deed they shut in the box?
deep (n) cold sauce for appetizers; Henry plunged his carrot in the deep.
delayed (v) to remove sth (written or printed); To stop this application you must press the "delayed" button.
doc (n) a kind of pet; Mom's --> boat me a new doc.
eel (adj) sick; He's been eel for a week now.
feel in (v) to write down the information; Could you feel in the form, please?
filling (n) opinion; What's your filling about it?
foot (n) what you eat; Jenny couldn't eat all the foot from her plate.
fucks (n) facsimile machine or printout; Would you fetch me the fucks, please?
full (n) a stupid person; After dinner he proposed to her, and she was full enough to accept.
fur (n) what you pay for passage; "Your fur, please", the conductor said.
hair (n) the person who inherits property; Queen Elisabeth died without any hair. [authentic example]
heat (n) attention; Take no heat of what he says!
heel (n) a small mountain; High heels are back in fashion again.
high fee (n) stereo; I'll never forget the high fee in his bedroom.
hit (v) past tense of HIDE; Jack hit his jewels in the box.
hurt (n) the part of the body which pumps blood; I love you, darling, with all my hurt.
kilt (v) past tense of KILL; But why were they kilt?
lamp (n) the young of sheep; Silent like a lamp.
laugh (n) warm, kind feeling; Let's make laugh together, shall we?
lest (adv) after all others; First we hear, then we put down, lest we forget... [philosophical :-]
lice (n pl) false statements made to deceive; What a pack of lice!
low (n) a rule or set of rules; I study low.
meet (prefix) middle; She's in her meet-thirties.
modal (n) miniature version of sth; As a young child, Chomsky liked playing with modals.
mouse (n) the space behind the lips; Don't talk with --> foot in your mouse!
odd (n) kind of a lyric poem; Odd on a Grecian urn (Keats).
offal (adj) very bad or unpleasant; "How was lunch?" "It was offal!". [authentic example]
offer (n) writer of a book, etc.; This is a very well-known offer.
peek (v) eat without appetite; She only peeked at her --> foot.
piss (n) small fragment of something; Piss of mind (Iron Maiden).
plate (v) past tense of PLAY; The Goldsmith family plate the trumpets.
price (n) award; She won the first price in our competition.
pun (n) a container for cooking; She panicked and --> kilt the hornet with a pun.
release (v) to understand the importance of sth; The pain was due to gas. It took Jackie a while to release it.
salt (v) past tense of SELL; My car was old. I salt it. [see also --> carless]
seize (v) stop doing sth; Tom was badly injured when he seized fire.
sew (v) to call to court; Be careful: he can sew you!
shit (n) a --> piss of paper; Can I have another shit for my essay?
sick (adj) opposite of --> sin (2); Johnny has a very sick phonetics handbook.
sin (1; v) to produce musical sounds with one's voice; I could hear him sinning in the bathroom. (2; adj) lacking density; After this horrible act Percy vanished into sin air.[see also --> tin]
sinner (n) sb who --> sins (1); Pavarotti is my favourite opera-sinner.
so (v) past tense of SEE; I so him last night.
soap (n) liquid --> foot made from meat, vegetables, etc.; My children like chicken soap the most.
staff (n) thing; What's this juicy staff on your sweater?
steel (adv) opposite of 'not any more'; I steel love you.
stiff (n) popular English name corresponding to Polish "Stefan"; Hi, stiff! How are you today? [authentic example]
Stink (n) nickname of a British pop-->sinner; They say Brenda loves Stink.
sued (n) soft leather with rough surface; He shouldn't have kicked the tax collector. His shoes were sued. [see also --> suit]
suit (v) past tense of SUE; "I did my best, your Honour, but the woman's suit," said the tailor. [see also --> sued]
sweeter (n) woolen garment; He got this lovely sweeter for Christmas.
tin (adj) extremely slim; It is hard to believe that such a tin woman gave birth to a big baby. [see also --> sin]
tot (n) idea; I can’t get to sleep. My head is full of those horrible tots.
tree (1; adj) not busy; Are you tree tonight? (2; num) number 3; There were tree people inside.
walk (n) when you do sth for money; All walk and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
ward (n) what we speak and write; There are four letters in this ward.
warm (v) to remove parasites; Our --> doc can't eat anything. We'll probably have to warm him.
write (v) e.g. a horse; Do you often write a horse

13.06.2003

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