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A White House conversation
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Kapitan KloSs [ Ramzes VII MiĆki ]
heheh
sergi__ [ Underworld ]
fajne
Goozys[DEA] [ Virus ]
NecroCannibal [ a.k.a. Kubuś Puchatek ]
Bueheheh genialne:)
mORfeOoSH [ NULL ]
zajebioza :DDD
r_ADM [ Konsul ]
ROTFLMAO
el f [ RONIN-SARMATA ]
Dawnosię tak nie uśmiałem
ghost666 [ 666st Ghost of Doom ]
hehe
Lewy Krawiec(łoś) [ I can change ]
lol i tyle
loch [ Pretorianin ]
bylo ale i tak fajne
MentoR [ Konsul ]
Ta. Pelne zrozumienie :)))
zmudix [ palnik ]
Nie ma to jak antywłamaniowy George:PPP LOL
eJay [ Gladiator ]
LOL:)
Sandro [ Wymiatacz ]
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
zarowka [ ]
Tyrone [ Generaďż˝ ]
LOL hahahahahaha!
Jeremy [ Konsul ]
dobre - ale słyszałem chyba dłuższą wersję
zaraz poszukam
Jeremy [ Konsul ]
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I”m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
BoboPOL [ Pretorianin ]
Całkiem fajne ;D Tera poprosze podobny text po naszemu bo mimo wszsytko nie kazdy zapewne to zrozumial ;)
Łukasz [ NetSlave ]
kofi sir??? :)))))))
_Robo_ [ Generaďż˝ ]
Nurzyk [ mAstEr oF pUlpEts ]
buaaaahahahahahahhahaha :)
GBreal.II [ Konsul ]
BoboPOL ----> Po polsku to nie wyjdzie...
P.S. A tekst jest genialny...
mORfeOoSH [ NULL ]
uu po polsku ciezko byloby cos takiego zrobic :/
Hakerss [ Beeznon's Attack! ]
hłe, hłe niezłe ;)
Paudyn [ Kwisatz Haderach ]
katrin20 [ Kati ]
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ODJAZD!!! :-D
Sephion [ One Winged Angel ]
eXtra :D Genialny text, tego sie nie da "poprawnie" na polski przetlumaczyc :D
bartek [ ]
Heh swietne!!! :)
Przetlumaczenie tego tekstu na j. polski nie jest ciezkie. Jest poprostu niemozliwe.
K@mil [ Wirnik ]
Kapitalne :-D
J0lo [ Legendarny Culé ]
fajne... ale strasznie stare :)
Andrewlee [ BFXXJ ]
ROTFL
spooke [ Optymista ]
Widziałem już to kiedyś, ale niezmienia to faktu, że jest świetne:))))))