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Z cyklu: znalezione w sieci - A White House conversation

25.04.2003
14:45
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Shadowmage [ Master of Ghouls ]

Z cyklu: znalezione w sieci - A White House conversation

Nie wiem czy to było, ale pokazuja jakie burze mózgów są przeprowadzane w centrum władzy supermocarstwa ;-))

A White House conversation

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

25.04.2003
14:48
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Kapitan KloSs [ Ramzes VII MiĆki ]

heheh

25.04.2003
14:51
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sergi__ [ Underworld ]

fajne

25.04.2003
15:15
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Goozys[DEA] [ Virus ]

25.04.2003
15:19
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NecroCannibal [ a.k.a. Kubuś Puchatek ]

Bueheheh genialne:)

25.04.2003
15:25
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mORfeOoSH [ NULL ]

zajebioza :DDD

25.04.2003
15:39
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r_ADM [ Konsul ]

ROTFLMAO

25.04.2003
15:40
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el f [ RONIN-SARMATA ]

Dawnosię tak nie uśmiałem

25.04.2003
15:42
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ghost666 [ 666st Ghost of Doom ]

hehe

25.04.2003
15:43
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Lewy Krawiec(łoś) [ I can change ]

lol i tyle

25.04.2003
15:53
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loch [ Pretorianin ]

bylo ale i tak fajne

25.04.2003
16:00
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MentoR [ Konsul ]

Ta. Pelne zrozumienie :)))

25.04.2003
18:32
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zmudix [ palnik ]

Nie ma to jak antywłamaniowy George:PPP LOL

25.04.2003
18:35
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eJay [ Gladiator ]

LOL:)

25.04.2003
18:38
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Sandro [ Wymiatacz ]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!

25.04.2003
18:44
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zarowka [ ]

25.04.2003
18:55
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Tyrone [ Generał ]

LOL hahahahahaha!

25.04.2003
18:58
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Jeremy [ Konsul ]

dobre - ale słyszałem chyba dłuższą wersję

zaraz poszukam

25.04.2003
19:01
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Jeremy [ Konsul ]

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I”m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

25.04.2003
19:03
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BoboPOL [ Pretorianin ]

Całkiem fajne ;D Tera poprosze podobny text po naszemu bo mimo wszsytko nie kazdy zapewne to zrozumial ;)

25.04.2003
19:29
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Łukasz [ NetSlave ]

kofi sir??? :)))))))

25.04.2003
19:38
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_Robo_ [ Generał ]


25.04.2003
20:41
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Nurzyk [ mAstEr oF pUlpEts ]

buaaaahahahahahahhahaha :)

25.04.2003
20:43
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GBreal.II [ Konsul ]

BoboPOL ----> Po polsku to nie wyjdzie...

P.S. A tekst jest genialny...

25.04.2003
20:43
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mORfeOoSH [ NULL ]

uu po polsku ciezko byloby cos takiego zrobic :/

25.04.2003
21:08
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Hakerss [ Beeznon's Attack! ]

hłe, hłe niezłe ;)

25.04.2003
21:09
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Paudyn [ Kwisatz Haderach ]

26.04.2003
00:04
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katrin20 [ Kati ]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ODJAZD!!! :-D

26.04.2003
00:09
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Sephion [ One Winged Angel ]

eXtra :D Genialny text, tego sie nie da "poprawnie" na polski przetlumaczyc :D

26.04.2003
10:31
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bartek [ ]

Heh swietne!!! :)

Przetlumaczenie tego tekstu na j. polski nie jest ciezkie. Jest poprostu niemozliwe.

26.04.2003
10:33
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[email protected] [ Wirnik ]

Kapitalne :-D

26.04.2003
10:39
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J0lo [ Legendarny Culé ]

fajne... ale strasznie stare :)

26.04.2003
11:02
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Andrewlee [ BFXXJ ]

ROTFL

26.04.2003
12:33
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spooke [ Optymista ]

Widziałem już to kiedyś, ale niezmienia to faktu, że jest świetne:))))))

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