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pawel020 [ Carnivale ]
z cylku znalezione w sieci - sprawdz ile dozyjesz
mi wyszlo 83 lata przy moim spokojnym zyciu , odrazu mowie ze trzeba znac troche angielski bo jest duzo pytan
Goozys[DEA] [ Virus ]
February 22, 2067 - at the age of 85 years old.
_Luke_ [ Death Incarnate ]
December 2, 2068 at the age of 89 years old. Umre na raka (44% prawd.), super ;)
ghost666 [ 666st Ghost of Doom ]
February 8, 2038 at the age of 51 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Suicide (15%)
Drowning (8%)
Confusion (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
The LasT Child [ GoorkA ]
October 14, 2042
at the age of 57 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (33%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
a tu ciekawostki:
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business. (WOW - TLC)
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Macu [ Santiago Bernabeu ]
November 26, 2062
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Suicide (14%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on November 26, 2062, as you slip silently into the night.
:D
KUBOS [ Pretorianin ]
Niezłe mi wyszło że będę żył 80 lat
U-boot [ Karl Dönitz ]
Cholera --> nie mogę wejść na stronę, Zapewne komp zbyt dobrze zna długość mojego życia i nie chce mnie rozczarować :-))
Darek21 [ gupek ]
March 5, 2004
:))
_Szakal_ [ Żółta Żyrafa ]
2046 - to mi jeszcze troche zostalo
Hallatil [ Pretorianin ]
cholera trochę krótko ;)
You can expect to die on:
September 1, 2025
at the age of 46 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
dalu [ Pretorianin ]
no bez jaj,wyszlo ze umre 22 wrzesnia...... tego roku :-(((( nie ma to jak krzepiaca wiadomosc z samego rana, hehe czy zauwazyliscie wspanialy wschod slonca, wooow motylek .......... :-)
shubniggurath [ Lost Soul ]
wow 91 years old:))
JihaaD [ Loża Szyderców ]
August 12, 2032
at the age of 53 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Contagious Disease (25%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (6%) <=== :)
Alcoholism (5%)
wikser [ Pretorianin ]
July 26, 2041
at the age of 59 years old.
Alcoholism (23%)
Cancer (22%)
Overdose (15%)
Homicide (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
hehehe, ja alkoholik? w życiu... ;)))))))))))))))))))))))
LooKAS [ Konsul ]
79 lat... niezle, dokladnie tyle samo co moj dziadek :)
2058 - hmm, tak sobie mysle, ze jak zostane w Polsce to umre troche wczesniej
Requiem [ has aides ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 17, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
bartek [ ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 28, 2081
at the age of 93 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Drowning (11%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Wypelnialem jak najbardziej szczerze :)
yazz_aka_maish [ Legend ]
Krótko jakoś mi wyszło :DDD
March 13, 2026
at the age of 47 years old.
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
dawidowe [ Generaďż˝ ]
heh mój wynik to 12 maja 2056 czyli w wieku 76!ale mało!liczyłam na więcej
następny [ Rekrut ]
było
ZeTkA [ ]
buahahhahaha umre ww wieku 39 lat
to i tak dlugo a myslalam ze umre wczesniej
i to umre na raka buhahah dobra to ja ide zaplic papa
ILEK [ Plugawy Karzełek ]
mi wyszlo 79 lat...zanudze sie:)))))))
X-Cody [ Zabójca z Liberty City ]
August 6, 2051
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Suicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
ROTFL LOLOL;PP nie dozyje 65:PP
Dagger [ Legend ]
89 czas ograniczyc uprawianie sportu ;)))))))))
hank [ Pretorianin ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 30, 2044
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Drowning (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Windi_ [ Generaďż˝ ]
a przyszle konflikty zbrojne biora pod uwage????????
_Luke_ [ Death Incarnate ]
Ciekawe jest to, ze wraz ze wzrostem liczby partnerow seksualnych oczekiwana dlugosc zycia sie zwieksza :))
Kompoholik [ Designed by AI ]
Fajne, fajne
Windi_ [ Generaďż˝ ]
March 10, 2045
at the age of 60 years old.
Cancer (36%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
60 to tez niezle.....
Satoru [ Child of the Damned ]
45 lat............. tak jak kiedys, gdy robilam. Chyba trza zmienic tryb zycia:]
Mathmi Thenthur [ Pretorianin ]
March 22, 2071
at the age of 83 years old.
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Suicide (9%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Loneliness (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Szczerze mówiąc, zaskoczył mnie taki dobry wynik. :)
GBreal.II [ Konsul ]
April 18, 2056
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Midgard01 [ Made in China ]
Bardzo fajne, tylko czy ktoś mógł by mi powiedzieć, co to jest?:
tuberculosis
small pox
black plague
hairy nipples
leprosy
pneumonia
liver scarring
diabetes
head lice
illiteracy
insomnia
drug abuse
poor penmanship
Z angielskiego jestem raczej niezły, ale przy tym wysiadam:(
pani_jola [ Konsul ]
April 17, 2003
at the age of 18 years old.
a co ja mam powiedziec? to juz nie dlugo, chyba przestane sie uczyc do matury, bo po co. :/ glupi test. :)
Dibbler [ Gardło Sobie Podrzynam ]
October 24, 2004
at the age of 22 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Ups. Czas zmienić styl życia... NIE! To tylko głupi test!
merkav [ Aguś ]
October 13, 2051
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
tsunami [ PS3 ]
June 6, 2056
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
O ile wczesniej mnie cos nie potraci ;)
Midgard01 [ Made in China ]
HALLOOO!!!!! Czy ktoś słyszał moją prosbę? NIe dowiem się swego wyniku, dopuki nie bedę wiedzial co zaznaczyć!
K@mil [ Wirnik ]
73 lata :-)
Midgard01 [ Made in China ]
Wiedziałem! WIEDZIAŁEM!!! Zrobiłem sobie ten test, i oto, co mi wyszło!:(
December 23, 2004
at the age of 17 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Homicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Mathmi Thenthur [ Pretorianin ]
Midgard01---> Nie wiem, czy jeszcze Ci to potrzebne, ale te choroby to:
tuberculosis- gruźlica
small pox- syfilis
hairy nipples- owłosione brodawki ?
leprosy- trąd
pneumonia- zapalenie płuc
liver scarring- cos z wątrobą
diabetes- cukrzyca
head lice- wszy
illiteracy- analfabetyzm
insomnia- bezsenność
drug abuse- naduzyhwanie narkotyków, badź leków
poor penmanship- dysgrafia :)
Przynajmniej tak mnie sie wydaje. Jak ktoś jest bardziej obeznany w tych sprawach to niech mnie poprawi.
Paudyn [ Kwisatz Haderach ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 18, 2060
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Drowning (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
War [ dance of death ]
August 9, 2059
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (16%)
Suicide (15%)
Third Degree Burns (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Midgard01 [ Made in China ]
Mathmi Thenthur --->dzięki!!!! Dzięki tobie zaznaczyłem dysgrafię, i to mnie uratowało!!!!! Zobacz, jaka różnica!!!!!
December 5, 2050
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (18%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Mathmi Thenthur [ Pretorianin ]
Midgard01---> Nie wiedziałem, że charakter pisma może być taki zbawienny dla człowieka. :))
Pamir [ Generaďż˝ ]
January 27, 2059
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (24%)
Cancer (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
ehhhh :-/
MasterDD [ :-D ]
January 5, 2053
at the age of 67 years old
o zgrozo! doczekam sie polowy XXI wieq ! :D
szczerze : jak dorzyje 60-tki ,to bede sie cieszyc, a bo po co mi wiecej ,bede sie tylko meczyc :D
btw , fajny test :)
Gambit [ le Diable Blanc ]
Eeee...ten tego...nie wiem jak to powiedzieć, ale chyba niedługo się będę musiał pożegnać z Wami :)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 13, 2003
at the age of 27 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (23%)
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
WOCIEH [ wojcieh ]
March 26, 2068
at the age of 80 years old.
Heart Attack (20%)
Third Degree Burns (16%)
Cancer (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Mastyl [ Legend ]
Ale zajebiste pytania:
Czy masz owlosione sutki?
Czy połykasz noże?
Czy jezdzisz na mechanicznym byku? ( jeszcze jak czesto? Jak babcie kocham w zyciu nie jezdzilem na zadnym byku )
Czy jestes dobry z matematyki?
Pasula [ Legionista ]
Sprawdźcie ten link...:)
eJay [ Gladiator ]
O Kurde!!!!Bede zyl tylko 56 lat!!!!!!!
pawel020 [ Carnivale ]
_luke ---->>> bo przy jednej partnerce mozna sie wykonczyc psychicznie ,przynajmniej u mnie tak jest :) majac wiele partnerek czlowiek ma usmiech na twarzy ,lepsze samopoczucie a przez to dluzej zyje :))
Mastyl ---->> niektore pytania sa rzeczywiscie pokrecone :) ale to z nozami nie jest takie glupie bo jesli ktos pracuje w cyrku i polyka noze to jest narazony na smierc ,a mechanicznego byka widzialem w wesolym miasteczku ale balem sie wsiasc na niego ,przez to pytanie wiedza czy lubie ryzyko i adrenaline ,jesli ktos lubi adrenaline i ryzyko to tez jest narazoy na smierc "czy masz owlosione sutki " :)))) to pewnie naukowcy ubzdurali sobie ze ma to jakis wpyw na dlugosc zycia
Rogue [ Mysterious Love ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 26, 2035
at the age of 59 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Kłosiu [ Senator ]
Moze byc:
You can expect to die on:
March 5, 2051
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Co to to ostatnie? Boje sie domyslac ;)
żul_z_norwida [ teraz EXCALIBUR[ak] ]
You can expect to die on:
January 22, 2062
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
ntroot [ Chor��y ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 21, 2048
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
wszyscy mamy duże szanse zginąć przez Obcych :)
btw. small-pox
[‘smlpoks] s med. ospa
Eomer [ Konsul ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 16, 2050
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
__FurY_of_WinD_ [ Metal Gear Solid RuleZ ]
co oznacząją te zwroty po polsku?
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Bajt [ ]
Moglo byc gorzej...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 22, 2066
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (44%)
Cancer (19%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 22, 2066, as you slip silently into the night.
Lewy Krawiec(łoś) [ I can change ]
Jeszcze 60 lat...
bartek [ ]
Przezyje Was wszystkich? Cholera, z kim bede pisal? ;)
weds [ Ocean Soul ]
January 10, 2066
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (29%)
Drowning (12%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Rogal [ Amor omnia vincit ]
hmmmm... a ja mam dożyć 35 roku zycia czyli niby jeszcze 17 lat to juz jestem na pół metku zarombiście ...
mORfeOoSH [ NULL ]
79 nyo :/
cale szczescie ze te testy nie maja zadnego znaczenia dla mnie, i tak mam zamiar dociagnac do 125 lat:P
pasterka [ Paranoid Android ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 28, 2059
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)
eee, to jeszcze duzo mi zsotalo:)) moge teraz zaczac szalec:))
Adamss [ -betting addiction- ]
Hm, 76 lat...ciekawe :D.
miluch [ Pretorianin ]
March 14, 2056 at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
wzorzec [ spawacz dziobowy ]
hahaha, mozecie nie wierzyc ale zaznaczalem jak najbardziej prawdziwe odpowiedzi i wyszlo mi ze umre 7 kwietnia 2003, czyli w najblizszy poniedzialek. spokojna smierc podczas snu na chorobe zakazna albo raka. nara. ide na dozywotnia impreze :))))))
alan09 [ Konsul ]
wzorzec ---> ja 22 sierpnia tego roku ;p
Rakul [ Chor��y ]
To gdzie ta dożywotnia impreza? Zostałbym tak do niedzieli :))) Tak poza tym to chyba nowy rekord, tylko dlaczego ja? Zostały mi max. 72 godziny. Ide sie napic ;)))
Rakul [ Chor��y ]
Sorka za ten link
To jest potwierdzenie:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 6, 2003
at the age of 24 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (41%)
Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Electrolysis (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
SULIK [ olewam zasady ]
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 19, 2045
at the age of 60 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Third Degree Burns (12%)
Alcoholism (8%)
A zaraz zrobie test specjalny :D
tak aby umżeć za kilka minut :D
Ophidia [ Konsul ]
2066, to mam przed sobą długie lata, skończe na 83 (chyba, że wymyślą jakiś eliksir).