Cos do poczytania i posmiania

Logadin [ Christian Noir Stein ]

Cos do poczytania i posmiania

Oto rozmowa z chatu pomiedzy Czechem i Amerykanka (prosze zwrocic uwage na wiedze owej pani :))

SnOOkiE› Frank zAppa?
[GTF]MuffinMan Excuse me?
‹SnOOkiE› The song bi frank Zappa
[GTF]Muffin Man Which song is that?
‹SnOOkiE› muffin man song. do u like it?
[GTF]MuffinMan I am not sure what you are talking about Im afraid.
‹SnOOkiE› where did u get youre name from thwn??
[GTF]MuffinMan I used to run a muffin shop, so I called myself the MuffinMan. Who is Frank Zappa?
‹SnOOkiE› U dint now who he is??? he is 1 of the bestest singeres in the world. He made many great songs.
[GTF]MuffinMan Is he American? I dont know many American singers. I do know Frank Sinatra though.
‹SnOOkiE› why dont you know American singers???
‹SnOOkiE› who is frank sinatera???
‹SnOOkiE› are u still there???
[GTF]MuffinMan Sorry, I was writing an e-mail. Frank Sinatra was one of the greatest American crooners ever. He sold millions of records around the world. His most famous songs are My Way and New York, New York.
‹SnOOkiE› is he a rock singer? What band is he in???
[GTF]MuffinMan He is dead now.
‹SnOOkiE› Ok. So what band is he in??? Is it a fock band like arosmith??? i like arosmith, do u
‹SnOOkiE› are u still there??
[GTF]MuffinMan He was in a Rock Band called The *** Americans. You can probably find their records in your local record shop. They made many GREAT records about Americans. Their best song was called Why is my IQ so small? Another great song was called, My spelling is shit. Yes I am still here, just a longer sentance to type.
‹SnOOkiE› i dont think i wood like this band. it is a stupid name fro a band.
[GTF]MuffinMan Yes it is, but they were writing social commentary, so the songs MEANT something!!
‹SnOOkiE› wot is soceal commentery?
[GTF]MuffinMan It doesnt matter. You are right. You probably wouldnt like the music. Can I ask you some questions?
‹SnOOkiE› Ok, like wot?
[GTF]MuffinMan Are you male or female?
‹SnOOkiE› femail. and u?
[GTF]MuffinMan Your name is nice. Where did you get it from?
‹SnOOkiE› my mom used to call me it when i was young!
[GTF]MuffinMan Why?
‹SnOOkiE› because i used to snook around. so she caled me snookie
[GTF]MuffinMan I understand. That makes sense How old are you?
‹SnOOkiE› iam 17. u
[GTF]MuffinMan You are still young Does your mother still call you snookie?
‹SnOOkiE› IM NOT YOUNG!!! I AM 17!!! SHE DOSNT CALL ME SNOOKIE ANYMORE!!!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Sorry.
‹SnOOkiE› why are you sorry?
[GTF]MuffinMan Because I said you are young. Because I am older I said you are young. To me you are still young but I know you are an adult. Where do you live?
‹SnOOkiE› Ok. i live OK
[GTF]MuffinMan What? What is OK?
‹SnOOkiE› Ok. oklahama. Dint you know that? r you an ***!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Please dont call me an ***. Not I am not. I just didnt know that OK was the abbreviation for Oklahama. Which city do you live in?
‹SnOOkiE] tulsa. it is boring!!!!! where do u live?
[GTF]MuffinMan The Czech Republic.
‹SnOOkiE› i dont know that. what state is it in???
[GTF]MuffinMan Its not in any state, it is a country in Europe.
‹SnOOkiE› like london??
[GTF]MuffinMan Something like that. But it is not close to the country of London.
‹SnOOkiE› where is it then?
[GTF]Muffin Man Its between Russia and Germany.
‹SnOOkiE› mi uncle told me aboot russia. he was fiting against them once time. he said there are commies or something.
[GTF]MuffinMan Your Uncle was fighting against Russia? Wow! He must be very brave. Which war was this in? WWII?
‹SnOOkiE› against the vietnam war against the russians. he siad we lost because our politicens werre all hamos and they dint help people like him to kill the gooks.
[GTF]MuffinMan I didnt know that Russia was in the Vietnam war. You must really know your history! Wow!
‹SnOOkiE› yes it was. and vietnam peple as well. hsitory s 1 of my favoirite subjects. why didnt u know? u are russina.
‹SnOOkiE› are u still tjhere???
[GTF]MuffinMan I am not Russian, I am Czech. But we are close to Russia. I knew that the Russians were helping the Vietnamese with money and weapons, but I didnt know that they were fighting there. I am very impressed with your knowledge.
‹SnOOkiE› thnx!! history is my bestest subject. my teachers sais that i will do realy well in my final exams. r u a commie?
[GTF]MuffinMan Actually, its communist. Yes I am.
‹SnOOkiE› mi uncle and my pop says that comminunists are bastads and shold be bomed with nuclear barns.
[GTF]MuffinMan Then I would be dead. I think that would make me very sad because I am a nice person. Do you think I am a nice person?
‹SnOOkiE› i dont know u very well. but probaby it wood be sad if you were dead from a born. killing pople is not nice but commies kill people all the time and they are evil.
[GTF]MuffinMan Its not true. We are very nice people. Just like Americans. Are you really 17 years old?
‹SnOOkiE› YES!!! I AM!!! how old r u?
[GTF]Muffin Man I dont know.
‹SnOOkiE› ?? WHY DONT U KNOW??
[GTF]MuffinMan Because in communist countries we dont have birthdays. No one knows how old they are. I think I am something like 30 in American age.
‹SnOOkiE› u dont have birfdays?? that is very sad. i like my b/day. tell me please what your real name is.
[GTF]Muffin Man I have many names, but my name now is Lenin. Next year I must change my name again. I dont know what I will change it to yet.
‹SnOOkiE› ?? why do u change your name??
[GTF]MuffinMan Im sorry, I cant tell you. Its a secret.
‹SnOOkiE› does everone change there name in russia???
[GTF]MuffinMan No, only people like me. But its not too bad. It means that I dont get my ex-wives chasing after me because they cant find out what my real name is. I like it.
‹SnOOkiE› hhow many wifes to you have???
[GTF]MuffinMan So far I have been married 7 times. I am going to get married again soon, but first I must get rid of Olga, my current wife.
‹SnOOkiE› why??? do u not like here?
[GTF]MuffinMan I like her very much, but in this country when a woman starts to get older she gets VERY fat. I dont like fat women. So I will get a new one who is not fat. Are you fat?
‹SnOOkiE› NO I AM NOT! I AM NOTT FAT!!!! I AM GOING TO BE A MODEL!!!! (GTF]MuffinMan Thats nice. I like girls that look like models. Maybe you can be my next wife.
‹SnOOkiE› NO!!! lM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Sorry Snookie, I was joking. Really. I know that you cant be my next wife because you wouldnt like it here.
‹SnOOkiE› Ok. as long as u were jocking! why woudlnt i like it there in russia?? tell me about russin!
[GTF]MuffinMan Ok, but it will be a long sentance. You will have to wait while I type it, ok?
‹SnOOkiE› ok. i will wait.
[GTF]MuffinMan Good, because if you like history, you can tell this to your teacher at school
‹SnOOkiE› ok
[GTF]MuffinMan Firstly, I dont think that you would like it here because we dont have televisions. Many years ago there was a man named Stalin, and he became president of Russia and the peoples democracies, countries like mine. Anyway, he said that TV was a very bad thing and made it against the law for people to watch it or sell them. Ok, please wait because my screen is full and I want to type more....
‹SnOOkiE› u dont have television? r u jocking?
‹SnOOkiE› i have heard of stalin.
‹SnOOkiE› r u still there??
[GTF]MuffinMan Anyway, we also dont have cars. This is because the Americans wont let us buy petrol from places like Texas. And there are no other countries in the world that can make petrol. In many ways this is good, because we dont get so fat as we have to walk everywhere. So I think you wouldnt like it here.
‹SnOOkiE› america isnt the only cuntry that makes petrol. my uncle was in the war of the gulf which was a war about petrol!!!!!!!! america won thw war!!!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Im very impressed! You really do know your history. But did you know that Kuwait (the country that makes petrol) is now an American state? This means that Americans own this petrol and they wont sell it to communists.
‹SnOOkiE› of course i knew!!!!!!! thnks. i like hsitory
‹SnOOkiE› do u have computers?
[GTFJMuffinMan No, we dont have computers here, except for the government.
‹SnOOkiE› if u dont have computores then how r u writing to me??
[GTF]MuffinMan I work for the government.
‹SnOOkiE› LIEK A SPY? R U A SPY!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Snookie, I cant tell you that. If I tell you and you tell someone else then I will be in trouble.
‹SnOOkiE› i wont tell anyone else. tell me please!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan You have to promise me. If I tell you and someone finds out, I will be shot in the head. I have been shot in the head before and I dont like it. It hurts!
‹SnOOkiE› you havent been SHOT IN THE HEAD!!! If U WERE SHot IN THE HEAD U WOOD BE DEAD!!!! Dont JOKE me!!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Snookie, I really have been shot in the head. Promise. But it missed my brain and how I have a metal plate in my head.
‹SnOOkiE› COOL! r u a spy?
[GTF]MuffinMan Yes, I work for the KGB. PLEASE dont tell anybody.
‹SnOOkiE› I promise. i wont even tell my uncle, he wood probably be angry for talking me to an commie anyway. is it cool being a spy? have u killed many people?
[GTF]MuffinMan Its very nice being a spy. It means that I can eat meat sometimes. Most people in communist countries cant eat meat, only bread.
‹SnOOkiE› cool. did u kill people??
[GTF]MuffinMan I have only killed two people. But its not nice. I had to kill my father because he was giving secrets to the Americans.
‹SnOOkiE› thats horrible!!!!!!!! i LOVE MY FATHER!!!!
[GTF]MuffinMan Oh my god, someone has come in the room!!
‹SnOOkiE› who has cum in the room??
‹SnOOkiE› r u still there???
‹SnOOkiE› hello??
‹SnOOkiE› i will go now. bye bye
[GTF]MuffinMan WHO IS ZIS??
‹SnOOkiE› u r back. where did u go?
[GTF]MuffinMan WHO ARE YOU? WHO IS ZIS?

05.03.2003

16:54

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