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01.02.2003
12:40
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Darek21 [ gupek ]

Ciekawe/śmieszne zmodyfikowane teksty piosenek

niedawno usłyszałem taki jeden nowy

Muminki się ciesszą gdy pieska powieszą MUMINKI
Pętelka na szyje i piesek nie żyje MUMINKi

Piszcie opinie
No i oczywiście nowe teksty :::))))))))))

+_+

01.02.2003
13:24
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VYKR_ [ Harvester Of Sorrow ]

zajrzyj do wątku 'Szataniści z CDA' hehe

01.02.2003
13:33
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Fett [ Avatar ]

mam na dysku 500 mb teledysków Wird Al Yankovica. Gosc jest genialny :

to jest parodia "Gangsta Paradise" Houlia (czy jak sie pisze)

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise



hje hje hje

01.02.2003
14:18
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Xelloss [ Senator ]

Modyfikacja "Taki duży, taki mały". Z góry zaznaczam, że nie jest mój, znalazłem go kiedyś na forum i nie wiem kto jest autorem :).

Taki duzy, taki maly moze wino pic.
Taki gruby, taki chudy moze wino pic.
Taki ja, taki Ty moze wino pic.
Taki ja, Taki Ty moze wino pic.

Pijak chleje wina, to nie jego wina.
Chleje jabole, w pracy i szkole.
Pijak chleje wina, to nie jego wina.
Chleje jabole, w parcy i szkole.

Kto sie napije ten dlugo zyje.
Kazdy pijany chodzi rozesmiany.
Tylko podpita jest znakomita.
Kazda pijana chodzi rozesmiana.

Nic nie potrzebuje, zawsze tankuje.
Bo nasza załoga tonie w nalogach.
Nic nie potrzebuje, zawsze tankuje.
Bo nasz zaloga tonie w nalogach.

Gdzie mozna dzisaj żuli zobaczyc?
Chleja po katach w szkole i pracy. Chleja po katach w szkole i pracy.
gdzie mozna dzisaj żuli zobaczyc?


hehehe

01.02.2003
16:04
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Jeremy [ Konsul ]

Piosenka Joan Osborne - "If The God Was One Of Us" ---> przerobiona na "If The God Smoke Cannabis" :)

01.02.2003
16:06
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Miloszek_16 [ Kiślawa ]

Xelloss - autorem jest Arka Szatana - taki Punkowy zespół
Fett - teledyst jest genialny - There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury szczególnie ten fragmęcik i te znaki

01.02.2003
16:17
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zash [ Pretorianin ]

ma ktos moze tekst piosenek - mietek zul (plaf daddy) oraz pedaly (autora nie znam) ?

Muminki sie ciesza, ze ciebie powiesza. Muuuminki.

I tym, ze im gacie lataja po chacie.Muuuminki.

A Paszczak swa d**e oglada przez lupe.Muuuminki.

A panna Migotka z*******a juz kotka.Muuuminki.

01.02.2003
16:35
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Fett [ Avatar ]

tekst o mietku żulu jest na www.jokes.pl
a o pedałach nie znalazłem :(

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