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Runnersan [ Konsul ]
Forum CM: Czy zostałbyś nazistą?
https://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926
Kolejny z serii dziwnych testów. Odpowiadając na zestaw pytań określa twoje prawdopodbne zachowanie w latach 30 XXwieku. Wiadomo, nie traktować 100% poważnie, ale wynik czasami zmusza do zastanowienia (przynajmniej mój:)
Buczo. [ Bradypus variegatus ]
Mam wrażenie że to test na poprawność polityczną a nie na bycie nazistą :P
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
A wyniki mi nie odpowiadają ;)
-=Złośliwy_buraK=- [ Pretorianin ]
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.
-=Złośliwy_buraK=- [ Pretorianin ]
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Runnersan [ Konsul ]
Ja też nie znalazłem miejsca w którym odpowiedziałbym niepoprawnie politycznie, ale wsyzło mi, że byłbym zwykłym mieszkańcem, który dąłby sie nieśc fali i nic nie zrobił z Nazizmem. Napisano mi, że pewnie tęskniłbym za żydowskimi sąsiadami i być może czułbym się nieco winny poprzez to, że nic nie zrobiłem by im pomóc.
wich3r [ Sprzedam nerkę ]
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
el f [ RONIN-SARMATA ]
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
Marksman [ Promyk ]
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. - należało się tego spodziewać
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Dla wygody link:
Giovanii [ Chor��y ]
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
hmmm niewiem czy bym był nazistą:) (a podejrzewałbym iż raczej nie gdyż się niemców brzydze) ale napewno byłbym wandejski chłopem, żołdakiem Marszałka Piłsudzkiego, Admirała Horthego czy Generała Franco:)
Runnersan [ Konsul ]
Giovanii--> Założeniem jest, że gdybyś był Nimecem w latach 30 to zrobiłbyś...
Zatem jako Niemiec z urodzenia, chyba bys się Nimeców nie brzydził:) To raczej Polaków byś nie lubił:)
joozzeekk [ Pretorianin ]
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance.
Nie sądzę żeby ten test był poważny. Spójrzcie na linki do innych: " Jesteś dupkiem czy kretynem", "Czy jesteś tak dziwny jak ja" itd.
Runnersan [ Konsul ]
Ta strona wydaje się być darmowym generatorem testów. Tzn kazdy z nas mógłby zrobić test pod tytułem " Czy jesteś fanem CM", albo " "Dlaczego cały czas przegrywasz:)"
jp2 [ Generaďż˝ ]
no mali cmhq'wi faszyści, dawać wynki ;P
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
sebekg [ Generaďż˝ ]
hmm, troszke glupi ten test skoro Jestesmy niby w latach 30 nadodatek dla przykladu wybucha II wojna swiatowa, Jestesmy meszczyznami, to tak czy owak nie mamy nic do powiedzenia idziemy w kamasze i idziemy na front i nie wazne czy alijant czy nazista
jerz [ Pretorianin ]
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
bialy kot [ Generaďż˝ ]
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Ke? Odpowiadalem szczerze, a wyszly jakies brednie.
gro_oby [ Generaďż˝ ]
chtung! You are 91% brainwashworthy, 86% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
kurde a odpowiadalem tak zeby wyszlo 100%;/ ciekawym byl jak trzeba odpowiadac zeby miec 100% sie nie udalo;P
gro_oby [ Generaďż˝ ]
aha i nie myslcie ze jestem jakims nazista hehe:D to bylo zartoblwe sprawdzenie czy da sie osiagnac 100%;)
Zenedon_oi! [ Pretorianin ]
Hehehe jestem jak Adi:)
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
Ale myśle że kluczem do zrozumienia tego testu jest pytanie:
"Are any of these people deserving of public mistreatment? Read the whole list: gays, foreigners, Jews, Americans, Africans, Asians (you might know them as Orientals), Europeans, protesters, environmentalists, and people who don't put their country above themselves?"
Gays i environmentalists:) Coś mi tu partią demokratyczną śmierdzi.
von Izabelin [ Luftgangsta ]
lololololo
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
von Izabelin [ Luftgangsta ]
ja, ja, ich bin gutte deutsche ścierwo:))))
Patrick Blau [ Chor��y ]
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)!
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance
-=Dexter=- [ Generaďż˝ ]
7% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Don_Pedro [ Pretorianin ]
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Anoneem [ Melodramatic Fool ]
Bleh, czego to się można o sobie dowiedzieć przed śniadaniem:
"Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
A test to zdaje się zwykła amatorszczyzna jak wszystko na tamtej stronie - tworzenie tych testów to rozrywka ludzi którzy bardziej chcą niż potrafią. Obok pytań macie zresztą info o autorze. To napisawszy wracam do palenia książek :/
Drackula [ Bloody Rider ]
EEEEEEEE, no nie wiem co o tym myslec, z patrioty wychodze na naziste....
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
Thrud [ Konsul ]
heh gdyby hitler wygral wojne to europa by byla teraz jednoscia a problem terrorystow bylby juz dawno rozwiazany
GenArieL [ Konsul ]
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
Bosze co ze mnie wyrosnie:D
maniak1988 [ Konsul ]
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
-Stirlitz- [ Pretorianin ]
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. (OH YESSSSS!!!!) Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
A swoją drogą czy zwróciliście uwagę na zdania:
I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again. (Autor coś jest nie na bieżąco)
I'd like to remind you, again, that most Germans sat idly by, or even [SIC!] fought, during WW2.
DiabloManiak [ Karczemny Dymek ]
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
GenLee [ Konsul ]
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
Nie powiem do kogo mnie porównali ;///
Mr.Puzio [ Konsul ]
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Poland : Uber Alles!
coMUCH [ Pretorianin ]
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Czyli ze nie jestem naziolem?? ;)
lysy77 [ Legionista ]
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
graf_0 [ Nożownik ]
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Uczciwie rozwiązując test zostałem członkiem ruchu oporu i taki zresztą mam odczucia na temat Niemiec lat 30.
Jednakże jestem ukształtowany przez historię, dzisiejsze społeczeństwo, polską kulturę itd
Ale jeśli się zastanowicie to czy gdybyście naprawdę żyli w latach 30 to sprzeciw przeciw przeciwko nazistom byłby tak duży? W moim przypadu wydaje mi się że z przyjemnością patrzyłbym na maszerujące kolumny, słuchał wzniosłych audycji i nie wierzył w te ochydne pomównia nt mojego kraju, może nawet czułbym nichęć/nienawiść wobec sąsiadów Żydów?
A wy?